Guest Catch22 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 A guy walks into a bar in Mexico & asks a big ass mexican at the end of the bar where he can get a blowjob. The big ass mexican then proceeds to kick the shit outta him. The bartender then asks the mexican what did he say? and the mexican replies, "Something about getting a job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 why do black people always have sex on their mind???? because they have pubes growing out of their head haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 what does dale earnhart and pink floyd have in common????? last greatest hit was the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 why come mexicans and blacks dont have kids together????? the kids would be too lazy to steal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by adderall@Apr 28 2004, 08:47 AM Q: What do you say to a black man in uniform? A: "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." Q: Why are there 6 pall bearers at a white mans funeral and only 2 at a black mans? A: Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can. Q: Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? A: That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them over. Q: Why do nigger women eat watermelon with their panties off? A: To keep the flies off the watermelon. Q: How can you tell if a nigger has been shot in the head? A: Theres a hole in his boom box. Quoted post hahahaha fuck so wrong but i couldnt help but laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousArabian Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on. One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love, and saw that he was using a dildo on her. She says, "Honey, how could you do this! All this time you've never told me. Explain yourself immediately!!" The husband says "Okay, I'll explain. But first you explain the kids." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousArabian Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 In California they cut the funding for the mentally disturbed patient's at all the mental institutions, only a few badly disturbed were to stay. The Governor was scheduled to visit all the hospitals and talk to the patient's and see just what patient's were to be let out on the streets and to deal with the public. The Governor was touring the hospitals and the Doctors were his guides for each flour. On the first flour he saw around 30 patient's that were talking and having a group meeting and doing just fine he talked to a few of them and they seemed normal and say they are getting out soon, the doctor tells him all of these are do to be realest to go back to a mentally healthy life in the world. He proceeds to the next flour that consisted of 35 patents that were basket weaving painting and doing all kinds of arts and crafts and were all medicated he talk's to a few of them and they tell him were getting out of here soon he sees there not quite ready for release yet but the Doctor tells him with the medication that there on they can function out in the world ok. He proceeds to the third floor and sees a bought 20 doors with little slid windows in each door. the Governor asked the Doctor what kinds of patient's are in here the doctor tells him that he can see for him self and opens the first door, the man in the small room tells him he is the pope and blesses him, in the next room the he sees a woman in restraints and she tells him she is a murderer and she is going to kill him, and in the next room he walks in and sees a man with walnuts all over the floor and sitting in the middle of the nuts nude he has a hard on and is dropping nuts on the head of his dick, the Governor asked why are you doing that the man replies. "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOReSeVeNTeN Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 OK OK OK HOW DO YOU MAKE A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL CRY TWICE????? WIPE YOUR BLOODY DICK ON HER TEDDY BEAR hahahahhahahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 thats the only joke so far that made me cringe. you fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 How long does it take for a baby to cook in the microwave? I don't know, i was too busy jacking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Ward Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 this is old and lame but i still love it HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A NIGGER BITCH TO SHIT NINE MONTHS HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dniice Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 why does snoop dogg use an umbrella? fo drizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 that wasnt offensive in the slightest bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOReSeVeNTeN Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 wow macfatsoe you read all twenty pages and didnt cringe until the 20th page in my eyes thats worse than wiping your bloody dick on some little girls teddybear but anyway WHATS THE BEST PART ABOUT FUCKING A BABY BOY???? FEELING HIS HIP BONE BREAK hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 wow...just wow :burn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 what does the bujo say to mister cracker pants? I forgot go poop on the shit shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transit Art Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I just read all 20 pagers. funniest shit ever ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 can i get a hell no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 What do you get when you slash a baby with a razor? An erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Why don't puerto ricans sign checks? Spray paint doesn't write that small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 what's small, green, and smells like pork? KERMIT'S FINGERS! :haha: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 why do some girls keep ice in their Knickers? To keep their crabs fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt45oe800 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 didn't read the whole thread this isn't offensive (well maybe if your a redneck) WHAT DOES A REDNECK ALWAYS SAY BEFORE HE DIES? WATCH THIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 What do you get when you stab an infant 22 times in it's anus? An erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 what's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl in the shower? when she slicks her hair back she looks 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 how many babies does it take to paint a wall? - all depends on how hard you throw it why didn't superman save princess diana? - he was in a wheelchair (AND NOW HES DEAD) whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? - theres no cadillac in my garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 What's wrong with fucking 26 year olds? There's 20 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 what is the difference between a black man and a large pizza? A large pizza could feed a family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 ^ that joke doesn't work so well on a computer, as it would be 20 6 year olds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson fucks little boys in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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