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Bump, What has nine arms and sucks?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Def Lepperd.

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What's the difference between a democrat and a republican?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Democrats suck, Republicans blow.

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so last night im at a resturant and this old lady was serving our table

 

we asked this mexican waiter to get us the check....and it never came

 

so the old lady comes back was like "you guys didnt get your check? no hable englies...did you guys ask the hispanic guy? they cant speak english!"

 

there was a latino couple at a table next to ours too

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There were a total of 15 passengers boarding

a small plane on their way to Florida. One black

mother and her child were on their way to visit

relatives while the other passengers consisted

of the KKK on their way to a convention. The

plane took off and after flying for approximately

12 minutes an announcement came over the

intercom from the pilot saying:

 

"We have overloaded this flight. We are going to

have to start throwing luggage out the window so

the plane won't go down."

 

Two minutes later you could see luggage being

thrown out the window. Five minutes after that,

the pilot made a second announcement.

 

"We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry,

but the plane is still overloaded and we're going to

have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane

won't go down." "We're going to have to ask some

passengers to jump out

of the window when we

call you by your name. To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically.

We'll start with A. Will all the

African Americans please jump now?"

 

The black woman and her child continued to sit.

The pilot came over the intercom system.

 

"Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump

now"? The Black woman and child continued to sit.

The pilot came over the intercom system again.

 

"Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump

now? All the KKK was now staring at the mother

and child. The black woman and child continued to

sit. The child then looked up at her mum and said:

"Mum aren't we all of those?" The mother then

replied to her daughter, "Baby, we niggers tonight and

the K's come before the N's."

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^^^^^:lol:

 

 

what's blue and orange and sinks to the bottom of a swimming pool?

 

a baby with slashed water wings

 

 

what's red and orange and floats at the top of the swimming pool?

 

water wings with a slashed baby

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what's better than winning the gold medal in the special olympics?

not being retarded!

 

what's better than that?

icthe kreem!!! (yell ice cream with a lisp)

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I think this one was posted before, but whatevs...

 

what do you tell a black jew?

 

YOU!!! GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!!!!

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

 

One is white, plastic, and harmful to children, and the other is for holding groceries.

 

 

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

 

They both have boys' briefs half off.

 

 

What does an x-box and micheal jackson have in common?

 

they are both plastic and turned on by little boys

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Q: What do you say to a black man in uniform?

A: "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

 

Q: Why are there 6 pall bearers at a white mans funeral and only 2 at a black mans?

A: Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can.

 

Q: Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?

A: That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them over.

 

Q: Why do nigger women eat watermelon with their panties off?

A: To keep the flies off the watermelon.

 

Q: How can you tell if a nigger has been shot in the head?

A: Theres a hole in his boom box.

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

A. Call her and tell her.

 

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

 

Q. Why do men die before their wives?

A. They want to.

 

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?

A. ET phoned home.

 

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

A. It doesn't need cleaning.

 

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

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a son walks up to his father...

-dad, whats the difference between potential and actual?

-well son heres what you do... go ask your mother your brother and your sister if they would fuck brad pitt for a million dollars... then come back...

(the son walks away to ask the rest of his family his ?'s)

-...well son what they say?

- well pop, mom said she would do it, sis didnt even hesitate, she said of course she'd do it. And bobby had to think about it for a second but he said he would too... but i dont get how that answers my question...

-well son, POTENTIALLY were sittin on $3 million dollars, but ACTUALLY were livin with 2 whores and a fagott.........

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