PalestineOne Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 sick people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 How do you make a baby drink? HAPPY 1000 POSTS! (Oh yeah, put it in the blender.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Bump, What has nine arms and sucks? Def Lepperd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 What's the difference between a democrat and a republican? Democrats suck, Republicans blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 whats up with these dead baby jokes? they don't offend me, they just aren't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 so last night im at a resturant and this old lady was serving our table we asked this mexican waiter to get us the check....and it never came so the old lady comes back was like "you guys didnt get your check? no hable englies...did you guys ask the hispanic guy? they cant speak english!" there was a latino couple at a table next to ours too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way to Florida. One black mother and her child were on their way to visit relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way to a convention. The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying: "We have overloaded this flight. We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the window so the plane won't go down." Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window. Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement. "We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won't go down." "We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window when we call you by your name. To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Will all the African Americans please jump now?" The black woman and her child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system. "Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now"? The Black woman and child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system again. "Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now? All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The black woman and child continued to sit. The child then looked up at her mum and said: "Mum aren't we all of those?" The mother then replied to her daughter, "Baby, we niggers tonight and the K's come before the N's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 ^^^^^:lol: what's blue and orange and sinks to the bottom of a swimming pool? a baby with slashed water wings what's red and orange and floats at the top of the swimming pool? water wings with a slashed baby --------------- what's better than winning the gold medal in the special olympics? not being retarded! what's better than that? icthe kreem!!! (yell ice cream with a lisp) --------------- I think this one was posted before, but whatevs... what do you tell a black jew? YOU!!! GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 how do u drive a jew crazy? put him in a round room and tell him theres a dollar in the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, plastic, and harmful to children, and the other is for holding groceries. What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? They both have boys' briefs half off. What does an x-box and micheal jackson have in common? they are both plastic and turned on by little boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds? Because there's 20 of them. HAR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 how do u turn a lawn mower into a snow blower?.... ...give the bitch a shovel... man that feels so wrong....:o :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Q: What do you say to a black man in uniform? A: "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." Q: Why are there 6 pall bearers at a white mans funeral and only 2 at a black mans? A: Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can. Q: Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? A: That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them over. Q: Why do nigger women eat watermelon with their panties off? A: To keep the flies off the watermelon. Q: How can you tell if a nigger has been shot in the head? A: Theres a hole in his boom box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 whose the best jewish cook? Hitler What is black and has fifty titties? A trash bag at a cancer ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Q: What do you call a croup of mexicans running down a hill? A: JAIL BBBBRRRREEAAAAKKKK!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 what is the definition of eternity? the time it takes between you cuming and her leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Q: What do you call a black person in a tool shed? A: Out of date farming equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 i don't remember venturing into this thread before. now i realize why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The Army Q. Why are a French submarine and a condom similar? A. Because they are both filled with useless seamen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. Q. What's the difference between a man and ET? A. ET phoned home. Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? A. It doesn't need cleaning. Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 ^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diss co Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 What's the worst part of fucking a bald pussy putting back the dipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diss co Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 What do you do when yur dishwasher does'nt work? slap it and yell wash you dumb bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Why didn't Shameka slap Leon for looking at the white girls ass? Cause she didn't have one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 i love this thread.. keep up the good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 eh i have nothin to add to this thread right now but i felt like bumping it anyhoo for some of the newer heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 a son walks up to his father... -dad, whats the difference between potential and actual? -well son heres what you do... go ask your mother your brother and your sister if they would fuck brad pitt for a million dollars... then come back... (the son walks away to ask the rest of his family his ?'s) -...well son what they say? - well pop, mom said she would do it, sis didnt even hesitate, she said of course she'd do it. And bobby had to think about it for a second but he said he would too... but i dont get how that answers my question... -well son, POTENTIALLY were sittin on $3 million dollars, but ACTUALLY were livin with 2 whores and a fagott......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanAccent Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Q: Why putz a baby in zee blender feet first? A: So you can see zee look on it's face while your masturbating Ooh..zee funnieness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 few are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 What do you tell a black jew? Get to the back of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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