Dick Quickwood Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 http://charges.globo.com/bobagens/antivirus.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/random/michelinman.jpg'> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/random/rocks2.jpg'> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/random/toon4[1].jpg'> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/priceless2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 in regards to the Sheep crises on the boat etc concerning kuwait, my boss told me this one i found funny.... boss - did u hear they solved the boat sheep problem me - no ? boss - they sent it to New Zeland and changed the name of the boat to The LoveBoat *no kiwi diss intended* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by bufme1 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/priceless2.jpg'> Hahaha.... oh fucking god thats sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits til puberty to come on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmeromero Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 How can you tell your wife has died? well the sex is all good but the dishes pile up... man this thread is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 so this couple is on the way to the hospital to give birth to their first child., they are so excited. so they finally get there, and all the labor stuff breathing, pain and what have you. so the doctor says "i see the head" and then the baby is born and then the doctor starts to throw the baby around the room kicking it. And the couple is just like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! STOP! and then the doctor looks at the couple and says.... April fools, your baby was already dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 this may have been posted before. What was the best tihng about the million man march? only 2 people missed work. "yeah i got some black people in my family tree, they're still hanging there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOOKATME Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Q: How come Mexicans can't be firefighters? A: They cant tell hose A (JOSE) from hose b Q: What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of five Q: How do you circumsize a red-neck? A: Hit his sister in the jaw Q: How many Polish jokes are there? A: None, they're all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by O Mei Shan why does noddy wear a lttle hat with a bell on it? cos hes a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 how do you starve a black man..... hide his food stamps unda his workbooks....... how do you stop a black man from drowning... take ur foot off his head...... do you know how to stop a black man from diein..... GOOD...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 what do you call 10,000 black people on a plane to africa? a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy why do jews have big ears and slicked back hair? how much? woah!!!!! heheheheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenoz Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 whats red and yellow and looks good on hippies? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FIRE:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahahaha Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 what do you call a black person with a nice bike? a thief what do you call a black person with a cadillac? a better thief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by bufme1 Why did the fat little girl walk to the market? To get to the aisle where the Twinkies were. Because she was fat. JENIUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 667 Stop me if you've heard these. Q: What's the dead baby doing in the dumpster? A: My girlfriend didn't want an abortion. Q: Why is there a baby in the corner? A: I kicked it there. Your momma is so fat, she's more blown up than the Twin Towers. (It's a joke!!) Q: What's got 2 legs, 2 arms, and is on fire? A: A Great White fan.....(It's a joke!!) Q: What's long black and smelly? A: The unemployment line. Q: Why is there a dead baby behind the high school dumpster? A: See Above. Q: How many graffiti writers does it take to tell a joke? A: One, but 10 more will post messages on the internet about it. Q: Why is there a dead baby on the roof? A: I made a bad throw. Disclaimer: These jokes are for documentation and research. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 YA MOTHER IS SO FAT .SHE CAN OVER FLOW THE TUB WITH A TEASPOON OF WATER WHY DO JEWS HAVE BIG NOSES ?... .CAUSE AIR IS FREE WHY DID THEY INVENT CLEAR PLASTIC GARBAGE BAGS ? -SO THE WHITE TRAILER PARK TRASH CAN GO WINDOW SHOPPING WHAT DO YOU CALL A THOUSAND BLACKS BURRIED TO THEIR NECKS IN THE GROUND ? - AFRO TERF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 so, a 12 year old told me this one the other day... What's great on a pizza but lame on a pussy? the CRUST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EiZ Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 why arent there any puerto ricans on star trek? because they dont work now and they sure as hell wont work in the future! (JOKE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrayDog Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 YOKES Whats the smartest thing thats ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einsteins DICk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 ^^^booooo:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EiZ Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 there was a baseball game againt America and Ethiopia. the final score was America 8 and Ethiopia....didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Whats the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds? -There's twenty of em! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Jackson/priest in disguise:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Joke #1:Why do black women have such large purses? To carry there lipstick in! Joke #2 2 fleas were standing on the corner of a black man's mouth. One of them says "I'll race you to the other side?" The other flea agreed & off they went. When the first flea got to the other side of the black man's mouth the 2nd flea was already there waiting. "How did you get here so fast?" asked the 1st flea. The 2nd flea then said "I went around back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 What do you tell a black jew? YOU! Get to the back of the oven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 i just made one up. go to a party....find the cocky white guy and go and go up at a non swingable distance and yell real loud..."YOUR AND UGLY MOTHERFUCKER, IS YOUR MOM OFF CRACK YET?" and wait for him to get offended and then just say your joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 my grammars fucked up cause im a boozer and i pressed new reply instead of edit. shit, im a motherufkcing bad joke living to haunt your ass. motherfucker. bitch. motherfuckering sidedways bitch motherfukcer. yueah....paint fumes do that to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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