DETO Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 POST #1900 ..... bumpforthebestthreadeveronerr... POST #1900 ..... :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Why cant Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken "comes" in another "box"........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 i made one up too say this to a girl at a party: "hey baby whats the difference between you and a dead baby?" "what" "i probably wont be fucking you tonight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 . There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," The cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a Safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of that bike." The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/3143/44452'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 what do you get when you hold two little green balls in your hand? kermit the frogs undevided attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Originally posted by bufme1 Why cant Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken "comes" in another "box"........... haha nice one! this one was funny at the time but yeah i dont know? q. why couldnt the boy get through the door a. cause he had a javerlin through his head... maybe it was cause i was pissed but yeah:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOU'RE A TOY Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 The word NIGGER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Q-whos the best jewish cook? A-Hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 This one's hard to tell on a computer but here it goes. You ask: "What is it called when a black person does this (Push your hands up)?" They answer: "Raise the Roof" You say: "Try raising your fuckin' kids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 http://www.grrl.com/triumphdog.jpg'> 'i keed, i keed' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 it's that time again... What part is good on a pizza but lame on a pussy? The CRUST! (bah-dump-bump) What do you get when you cross a wetback with a nigger? A baby that's too lazy to steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 A priest, a fag, and a pedophile walks into a bar. The other person was a nun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 q: whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? a: one tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Q: what do you call magic johnson in a wheelchair? A: Rollaids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Q. what do you call two abortions in a bucket? A. blood brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 good one^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by MOOGLE? kermit the frogs undevided attention! thats a classic....good one sir........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_sofarok Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 How do you make a little girl cry twice?.... ....Wipe your bloodied cock on her teddy bear as you leave the room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She has no arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contra Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 how do you get a black man out of your front yard...... hang him in the back What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a swimming pool........ bean dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She has no arms. :lol: I don't know why but that made me laugh, then i paused and realized that I have reserved a place in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 What would it take to reunite the beatles? Two more bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? So he can run his finger through his hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 There was this guy who was going to go to the beach on spring break. One day, he decided to become bi sexual. Instead of going to the beach, why did he go to McDonald's? Because at McDonald's, even the guys have boobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 what do you get when a dead baby's face gets smashed in with a sledge hammer? an erection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 A latino, a black guy, and a white guy where walking along the beach, they come across a lamp. the latino picks it up and rubs it and out comes a genie. the genie says, I give you each one wish for freeing me. The latino says" I wish for all latin american countries to be in perfect condition and that all latinos be returned to their homelands forever. * poof* all latin american countries were rich and perfect and all latinos in america were suddenly back in their homelands chillin and with no reason to go to the US. the black guy says, " I wish for all blacks to be back in africa and for africa to be a prosperous rich place for us all. *poof* all blacks are back in africa and africa is a great place to live. the white guy says "so all the latinos and blacks are gone?, thats what I was gonna wish, Ill just have a beer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Driving instructor: See that sign, what does it say? Me: 25 mph, 25 miles per hour Driving instructor: Nope, in this neighborhood it means 25 mexicans per house that really happend actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatTheBeaver Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet what do you get when a dead baby's face gets smashed in with a sledge hammer? an erection LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 i dont see the comedy in dead baby jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by DETO Q-whos the best jewish cook? A-Hitler what, no pink!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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