crave Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 damn, those are offensive.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Mei Shan Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Q: whats the best thing about sex with a 12 year old A: hearing the pelvis crack Q: whats better than sex with a 10 year old? A: nothing two paedophiles sitting on a park bench, one says to the other "ill swap you two fives for a ten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Did you hear the joke about the banana peel?....................................................................It musta slipped my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Originally posted by space base Did you hear the joke about the banana peel?....................................................................It musta slipped my mind. omfg that is the most offensive joke i have ever heard...have some damn respect...the fuck!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 You gotta give em the jacket.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 said to a drunk female...."If Jack was stuck on a horse would you help Jack off" some asshole talks shit to you,and you talk it back.....then he disses your Mom.....you say "Well,I could talk shit about your Mom, but I don't know the dude.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Dude,wasnt there another jack one about a roof....that was already offensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn Dude,wasnt there another jack one about a roof....that was already offensive... I don't know,I didn't bother wasting time to read this whole thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 not sure if it was in here,i heard it a long time ago....how fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 What to black people wash thier whites with? BLEEEEEEEOOOOTCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. bartender says "hey thats pretty cool, can i ask where you got it?" parrot says "africa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Ouch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 michael jackson says that america is great..its teh land that a poor black kid can grow up and be a rich white man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Hey yo what's the dillyo What do you say to a fat boy when he walks by? SHOW YOUR TITS! Your momma's so fat her ass has more crack than Harlem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Q.wat do u get when u stick a shitload of black people in a pink limo? A. A watermelon damn i just realized i forgot soo many fuckin jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed applebee Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 NOT SURE IF THESE HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED BUT............ WHAT DID THE LEPER SAY TO THE PROSTITUTE? YOU CAN KEEP THE TIP HOW DO YOU MAKE A LITTLE GIRL CRY TWICE? WIPE YOUR BLOODY DICK ON HER TEDDY BEAR STAR SWIPE AND WERE OUT............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reach.4 Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by ed applebee HOW DO YOU MAKE A LITTLE GIRL CRY TWICE? WIPE YOUR BLOODY DICK ON HER TEDDY BEAR hahahahaha :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Offensive Jokes Q:Where on earth are black people found most? A:In the back of a COP car;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Re: Offensive Jokes Originally posted by StarzAbove Q:Where on earth are black people found most? A:In the back of a COP car;) terrible whats the only way to look at a black man and smile?? down the barrel of a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 why is stevie wonder always smiling? because he dont know hes black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Mei Shan Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Its spelling class...the teacher asks the children " ok children i want some one to give me a word with 10 letters" johnny jumps up "masterbate miss!" "ooh thats a mouthfull johnny" replies the teacher "no miss your thinking of blowjob thats 7 letters!" hahahahahahah a classic! why does noddy wear a lttle hat with a bell on it? cos hes a cunt what do blondes use a protection during sex? a bus shelter! why did the blonde have square tits? forgot to take the tissues out of the box!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EiZ Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 i got alot but ill tell 2 . no offense to anyone. why dont black ppl u asprin? cause they dont like picking cotton! why do italian men have mustaches? so they can look like their moms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 aight, this is if you are out pickin up chicks if you ask a chick on a date or something and she turns you down, you say " why you bein so picky baby, i wasent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 may have already been posted but... Two polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding..."I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not." His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!" Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And An Ape. A. A Retarded Ape. Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 An American woman, a British woman and an Italian woman were having lunch. The American woman said, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to clean the house anymore. If he wanted it clean he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My husband had cleaned the entire house!" The British woman agreed, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to do the laundry anymore. If he wanted it done he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his and my laundry!" The Italian woman chimed in, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to cook anymore. If he wanted home cooking he would have to either go by his mother or cook for himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, I began to see a little out of my left eye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says, "Look momma...I'm a white boy." His mama slaps him hard on the face and says, "Boy go show your daddy." The boy goes into the living room and says, "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy." His daddy slaps him on the face too and says, "Boy, go show your grandma." So the boy goes to see his grandma and says, "Look Granny, I'm a white boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "well, did you learn something from all of this?" The boy shakes his head and says, "I sure nuff did. I've only been a white boy for a five minutes and I already hate you black people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean? Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm... Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A. He came home shit faced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 What's the similarity between a priest and McDonalds? -They both slip their greasy meat embetween 13 year old buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 bump^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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