You know what.. know what...
fuck you
fuck you
aaannnd fuck you,
I haven't had zee sex in two years<
so you ain't getting zee sympathy from this boy..alright then
meaningless sex would make my day..ok
you ungratefull bastard
you know what's worse..
zee birthday is XX days away, and I mostly likely won't get any then either....
so hey, good luck on finding zee "meaningfulll realationship" because many others are still getting NOTHING!!
man, you suck (sob, sob)
(P.S. Any ladies out there intrested in zee guy who types with a german accent, I'm lonely)