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Victor Ward

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  1. Victor Ward

    SOBRIETY 101

    DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT DISSING THIS THREAD PMB. ITS GOT GIRL POOH IN IT. i smell you lurking :burn:
  2. Victor Ward

    SOBRIETY 101

    so on this hazy wet sticky foggy grey morning i find myself wandering the sidewalks and hallways of this highly busted fucking nigger campus while jamming to soft cell on my ipod and it dawns on me: the spans of time that i spend in school (DOING NEXT TO NOTHING) are actually no more than mere ellipses in the mundane yet somehow vaguely interesting vacuum that is my life. i feel entirely disconnected from all of the goons with puffy red afros and acne scars on their titties and "TOOL" beanies that populate this sesspool of a university. maybe its cause im still reeling from the decadent circus that was winter break 2004-2005 that included parties at plantation style mansions with 300+ guests, binging on pharmaceuticals, burning huge holes in various lobes of my already imbalanced brain, rolling around in a stupor on various tennis courts, coughing up scabs, drinking waaaaay too m uch moet that didn't belong to me in guest houses that didn't belong to me, and being hit pedestrian style by some chump in a lexus. my friends say i'm in perma-fry mode. they say they think im off my rocker and im gonna kill somebody. it may be you. just kidding. little do they know i'm just a sweet boy with a nice chin and high cheekbones and a few problems. in other news, you twerps should take a break from your cannibal corpse and chingy tendencies to peep this song by SOFT CELL that i am listening to at this very moment. it's called SEX DWARF. hahahaha. seeexxxxx dwaaarf. it's about some dude that keeps a midget sex slave on a leash and rides around in a gold rolls royce while the elf makes randy with the dumb chauffeur and then gets out and runs around luring disco dollies back to their little playroom where they make outfits for the sex dwarf and make dirty movies. so in other words its the turds and its awesome. speaking of turds i have this friend whos a girl and shes crazy. shes on permafry too but we all love her and she is the backbone one of my circles of friends. shes gross though. sometimes when shes bored and anxious she does gross shit. like total grossout mode. like last night she laid out a sheet of saran wrap and popped a squat on it and shit and wrapped the shit up and then went to her neighbor's house and coated their lawn gnomes with a smearing of steaming feces. no joke. you'd think she's hot though if you didn't know that about her. well cool now i get to go inhale plaster dust and draw boxes for the next hour. enjoy yourselves you ragheads.
  3. Victor Ward

    Multippreciation Thread

    SEX DWARF
  4. Victor Ward

    ^o^ ^O^ ^Ask Deto^ ^O^ ^o^

    DETO: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA REALIZE THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE COOL
  5. Victor Ward

    Absinthe!

    there ae way better things to spend time and money and brain cells on
  6. Victor Ward

    Multippreciation Thread

    SOFT CELL
  7. Victor Ward

    I live up to my name.

    that toilet has a boner
  8. Victor Ward

    chronic candy

    RETARDS
  9. Victor Ward

    chronic candy

    im sure one stupid would have done the trick.
  10. Victor Ward

    YO

    fuckin right abc. im sitting here in some ralph lauren polo sweats and sipping on hot chai with soy milk because even though the heater's on i'm still freezing. im gonna go curl up in bed and watch ciao manhattan (DOPEST MOVIE EVER. but don't ask me about it, you gotta be in the know) and try to fall asleep because my body is mad at me for what i've done to it over the past week. youre all a bunch of tamales from remus land. mmmm tamales.
  11. Victor Ward

    Brody Dalle(armstrong) appreciation thread

    she should try brushing her fucking teeth (peep first picture). totally not interested.
  12. Victor Ward

    YO

    mr. abc is posting
  13. Victor Ward

    YO

    that poster was semi-interesting. and speaking of posters, i'm modifying some chanel eyewear ads so that the close-ups of the models' faces include rivulets of blood coming out of the nose and white residue on the nostrils. i'm making big posters of these. they're gonna be dope. PM me if you want to get one while supplies last.
  14. Victor Ward

    YO

    okay so far i'm winning.
  15. Victor Ward

    YO

    i just realized that everyone on here right now (12am eastern time, december whatever 2004) is either lame or boring. i'm giving you a chance to prove otherwise. amuse me.
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