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John Birch

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  1. more popular than my thread, which confirms my thesis...
  2. I just don't understand.... I usta think I was just ugly...but I guess I'm not.... but it seems no one likes me....I try hard, yet no one ever calls me... I only go out when I call people (like once a month)... "my freinds" never call me...I'm never invited to shit...girls are mean to me at bars....I can't get a job...girlfreinds? lol....my neighbors hate me, they always give me dirty looks, even when I say hello...blah blah blah but, I feel totally happy and content...only sometimes do I realize how (PERHAPS) my life is fucked up....or is it? perhaps i just need the right crowd? I don't know... I feel cool, I feel popular, I feel smart, I feel like I am a king of graf etc etc etc... but perhaps I'm just an arogant prick.. no one likes me...I just ride roughsod, swear too much, make too many bad jokes which no one gets, and drink and do way too many drugs... and not give a fuck... perhaps I am a meglomaniac? thoughts, opinions, bad jokes? bannedness (again)????
  3. I am in a desirable state for happy composed certainty active agressive I am in the normal state for respondsible I am in in undeserable state for critical lack of accord withdrawn or a: 15 b: 70 c: 60 d: 50 e: 70 f: 90 g: 20 h: -30 i: -62 j: -50 200 fuckin questions...alot of double negatives etc to trick you up/// how do post the table?
  4. no I am not joking, nonetheles I have the feeling you wouldn't get insightful social humor if Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks rose from the grave and you ran into them in a dark alley...oh well
  5. John Birch

    6/6/06

    which calendar are you refering to? I think 06/06/06 already happened many times already many times ago...
  6. in terms of Iran being called iran..it always has been called Iran. in the west we called it persia since alexander conquered it thousands of years ago. kinda like how the french call it Allemange (sp) and we call it Germany.. that is, Deutchland... same thing and don't forget Arabs are Semites too
  7. if I wwweere god, first the christians then muslims would go into the oven (the jews would be to test the ovens) that way only catholics would rule the earth!!!!
  8. last time I got drunk i ended smoking crack in alley with some black. next thing i knew it was 5pm and I almost had a heart attack driving to bowling... moral: don't drink and drive after bowling unless your drunk
  9. I just watchyed the 40 year old virgin... Isn't it ironic I stayed home all alone watching that? (actually it isn't, I'm just a drunk loser)
  10. John Birch

    Crossfire booklist

    ok look at it this way...if you want to know and understand why the red sox didn't win the worlds series this year, who would you ask? Yeah at first you would say a Red Sox fan, because they know all about the team, stats etc... but shit they are biased and can't have a discussion about them without interjecting their own ideas and beliefs. Like me for instance...my theory is that they lost due to an international zionist consipracy propagated by New York jews and the beef industry (hence Chicago's win). Is that true? Maybe, but most likely not. But if you ask any sox fan that, they will probably agree with me... hence to get a true and objective understanding its best to ask a baseball fan, yes, but one from say the National League and preferably the NL west or central... you see? and this analogy also applies to dawood's car anology. Yeah I wouldn't ask a chevy dealer about Fords, cuz they are biased, but I esp wouldn't ask a Ford dealer...but I would check edmonds.com or something objective. See?
  11. yeah in terms of anti-semetism... Semites are an ethnic group that includes palestinian and arab peoples. Russian jews are NOT semites, their Slavs... So generally speaking to suport European jews and discriminate and expel isreali muslims is anti-semeticism... Plus the ironic thing, the palestinians, whether they are christian, muslim or jewish are all descended from the same group of people who lived there thousands of years ago...The religions change, due to politics etc... but its still the same people... so basically a bunch of white euros want to kick out the real jewish people whose ancestors converted or were forced to convert to islam a thousand years ago or more... the irony (and yes, I think genetic testing has shown that palestinian jews, muslims and christians all all genetically the same ethnic group...)
  12. is this poll a polite way of asking how many on here are black or hispanic?
  13. basketball players are entertainers. PERIOD. They work for a company. If they don't like it, they can go work somewhere else for way less money and a weaker union... and btw, working as a sports enetertainer means you have to do PR. If your employer demands that you dress a certain way for PR, then thats it. I mean, when Officer Bill showed up to school to teach crime shit, he didn't show up wearing his Hells Angels colors? No. he showed up in his cop uniform..Same thing...
  14. I saw it of course...it was OK, but perosnally I think Matrin Scorcese sux at making documentaries... I liked how they cut back to the infamous royal albert hall show where Bob went electric... Robbie's solos during that show are fucking awesome...
  15. I never carry cash...just my debit card
  16. I never buy music anymore, but I just got these... I need more live VU!!!!
  17. fuck you...chloe is fuckinh hot...hater
  18. John Birch

    Crossfire booklist

    sports crew boooooooooooooooooooooooooyy. WHATS UP???? taking lunch $$$ btw soup, john stuart is not a name... Jon Stewart is.... btw Dawood, you mention whether its better to ask a muslim or non-muslim about islam. I would say the non-muslim because they would be more objective...which is why I have a difficult time reading some of that propganda you post sometimes... oh well
  19. random hamas article about said topic oh the hypocricy (sp?) so we promote democracy, but only if the results are in our interests? hmmm...just think south america too...
  20. ...I hate spending an hour writing a post and it gets deleted because its about my newfound crack habit ...I hate people who vandalize the windows of KFC with etch bath...that spanish chick working there was so saddened by it ...I hate people who ride their bikes in the street...stay on the sidewalks fags ...I hate emo chicks who freak out at the bar when I try to talk to them..ugly whores ...I hate people who speed on the highway and then switch into the slow lane and tailgate, and then end up further behind. If they just drove slower in the fast lane, they would get there quicker...idiots ...feeding my cat sux... I'm soo lazy ...the fact that I can't break 100 bowling ...the fact I'm the shittiest fielder on my softball team ...the fact I live in the meth capital yet never tried it and still smoke crack ...that I go onto 12oz instead of working ...the fact that after collecting more than 200 dead shows, I still can't find the ultimate show...
  21. I wish i had ex girlfreinds...maybe i need to stop smoking crack and being a drunk asshole
  22. I don't understand... how can some people not find mero to be the funniest mothafucker? I bet the same folks who hate on Mero liked the Producers and think ellen degeneres is funny and bob saget...
  23. knkr: I am a "devout" atheistist/nihilist who smokes crack and writes his name on things....that be my muthafucking religion nigga...
  24. I hate blacks. and I have a good reason: some black guy i was hanging with last night, I gave him $40 to score some rock, and he tried to take off...then he scored and tried to take off....then we smoked some of it, and he tried to take off... muthafucker I wanted my $40s worth....thats why I hate black people....
  25. I was just thinking, if she is claiming to live in england, she would need a visa etc to get into the US and a student visa or work permit to live here. You should ask her to send you a copy before you can make any moves....
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