Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 thats not offensive at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satansmaker Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 not sure if already said what do u get when u cross a mexican and a octapus?? i dont know but it sure can pick whats the diff between blacks and cat shit ??? eventaly cat shit turns white and stops stinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OHASHI Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 If the world was covered in a sweater, where would the black people be? In the hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satansmaker Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 NOT SURE IF SAID whats the most confusing day in harlem??? fathers day... how do u stop a black man from drowing??? take your foot of his head how do u stop black kids from jumping on the bed??? put velcro on the celling, how do you get them down ???? tell the local mexican kids its a pinyata what do you call 2 black lesibaians niggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runniggarun Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 i didnt laugh at none of this gawbage.. u motherfuckers are corny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plegatron9 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing, cuz she's already been told twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I really shouldn't have laughed at this :skull: :skull: :skull: or gotten an erection. yeh, mega-bumped for its pure comical value through the pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing, cuz she's already been told twice. I said this, like yesterday. I told it better too. Stop saying "black people". It's a racist joke. Say niggers. What's the difference between a nigger and a piece of dog shit? Eventually the dog shit turns white and stops smelling. A nigger and a beaner jump off the empire state building. Who lands first? Who cares? What do you call a black man with a job, a nice house, a car, and a beautiful wife? A nigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Oh and.... How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 how many cops does it take to push a nigger down the stairs none-he fell i dont know about you but this had me rolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 A woman goes to the doctor and says: "I have a strange pain in my lower abdomen." The doctor says: "Let me see... hmm yes, tell me, do you like wiping shitty arses and nappies?" Woman: "Wow! Am I pregnant?" Doctor: "No you have bowel cancer." gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Bump to the top.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 so horrilble yet, so hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Why do Mexicans cross the borders in two's and four's?? Cause theres no TRESpassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 i'm lauging "infants anus" hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 whoa baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 How do you circumcise a cracker....kick his sister in the jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 this is more of a visual joke rather than a told joke only. take a dollar bill, and put it on your shoulder, then lean your head to your shoulder to hold the dollar between your head/shoulder. then say: You know what this is.... Christopher Reeves at a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ^^LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLOODVOMIT 666 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Why don't haitians take showers ? Cause they wash up on shore. Whats the difference between a hard working nigger and Bigfoot ? Bigfoot has been spotted. Whats the difference between a nigger and a large cheese pizza ? The pizza can feed a family of five. Did you hear about the two Mexicans on the show "Thats Amazing" ? One had car insurance and the other was an only child. Theres 4 monkeys and a nigger sitting in a tree what do you call the nigger ? Branch manager. Little white baby dies goes to heaven and gets his wings what do you call em ?...an angel. Little black baby dies goes to heaven and gets his wings what do you call him ?...a bat. What do you call a Mexican baptism...? Bean Dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 why do jews have such big noses? cause air is free......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Whats better than killing a nigger? Nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 3 things a nigger cant get: A black eye, a fat lip and a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 how do you sink a Polish sub?.....you knock on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM.. Food? Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 why do jews have such big noses? cause air is free......... AHAHA! this made me LOL oh maan most of the shit on this page is funny as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. hell yeah, FUCK NINE!! AND THAT SCARED ASS BITCH SIX!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainforrest Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING BLACK JOKES. ive got alot of them in my family tree....theyve been hangin there for weeks! ahhahahah sorry black people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimereligion Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 when he was alive, who did christopher reeves want to be? christopher walken. for you canadians.. how do you kill a fox? cut off his leg and make him run across the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 how long does it take a black woman to take a shit? 9 Months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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