H of BL Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a viper? I dont have a viper in my garage ----------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the differentce between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of sand? you cant unload a truckload of sand with a pitchfork ------------------------------------------------------------------ Whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby you take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Most of this thread is the same jokes over and over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LNS Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Whats the worst thing about being a Craig David fan ? Having to tell your parents your a rollerblader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Originally posted by LNS@Jul 24 2005, 10:51 AM Whats the worst thing about being a Craig David fan ? Having to tell your parents your a rollerblader Quoted post hahah and just incase people dont get it whats the worst thing about being a rollarblader having to tell your parents your gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennydykstra Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Originally posted by Telo+Jul 11 2005, 09:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Telo - Jul 11 2005, 09:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-lennydykstra@Jul 11 2005, 11:08 PM What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag, One's white, mostly plastic and harmful to kids, and the others a plastic bag Quoted post Lets give this one a littl better flow shall we? Whats the diference between micheal jackson plastic bag? One is plastic and harmful to children, and one you put groceries in. Quoted post [/b] Just what the fuck do you consider flow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 What is black, green, pink, purple, and orange? - - - - A Negro dressed for church. god thats funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What? Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 8 2005, 06:00 AM "What do you get when you stab an infant 22 times in it's anus? An erection." haahahHAHH i laughed Quoted post :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 A white man and a Puerto Rican are standing atop an apartment building. The white man says "Yo Pedro, check out the updraft on the side of this building. It's like magic!" And then he jumps off the roof of the building and plummets towards the ground until, suddenly, he begins floating back up. He lands back on the roof to the amazement of Pedro. Pedro then jumps off the building and falls to a grisly death as he splats on the concrete below. Two policemen near by are heard saying "Jesus Christ...Superman really does hate Puerto Ricans, doesn't he?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 why can't stevie wonder read? because he's black! what's the best part of an infant's anatomy? no matter which way you stick it in, you always get deep throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Whats wrong with women's soccer? There aren't any men playing! hahaha ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 What's the diiference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples don't cum on your face until your 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANAL Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Originally posted by -3N73R-@Jul 11 2005, 11:17 PM whats the worst thing about being a rollerblader.... having to tell your parents your gay Quoted post That is the best shit ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when theyre thrown in the oven. - HI O! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Pizza also tastes and smells good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Jesus walks into a motel and throws a bag of nails on the counter and says .."Can you put me up for the night?" An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. "Yes, how can I help?" asks St Peter. "I'm here to meet Jesus," says the Indian man. St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, "Jesus, your cab is here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Originally posted by SPORTO@Jul 17 2005, 07:10 PM Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her." Quoted post priceless! and good advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Little Helper Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Mike Tyson and Don King are invited to the vatican to hear the pope give a speech. While waiting for the pope to arrive Mike Tyson decides to snack on peanuts all the while tossing the shells on the floor. The pope finally arrives and to Don Kings surprise motions for Mike to come to him. The pope then appears to bless Mike with the cross action (you know the north,south, east, west thingy). Mike returns to where Don King is now beaming with pride. "My man Mike you just got yourself blessed by the pope, thats great!". "Nah, Don he just said You (up), pick up those shells (down) get your nigger friend (west) and get the .... outta here(east) The joke works better in person, but I tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 yea it does.. -REPLACE DON KING KING AND TYSON WITH 2 NIGGERS -REPLACE PEANUTS WITH CHICKEN *ONLY DO THIS JOKE IN PERSON* :hatred: ;) :burn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Uh. He Ho. Eh. Not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 one of the best threads EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 A mexican, an american and a china-man are standing on the face of a cliff, and as a sign of good will to eachothers country, each one has to throw something their country has in excess over the edge... the mexican says "we have plenty of this" and throws a bottle of tequillia over the edge. Then the china man says "this is all we eat in my villiage" and throws a bag of rice over.. the the american says "i never go a day without seeing thousands of these" and throws the mexican and the chinaman over. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? -Mace will do that. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? -Juan on Juan. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? -Nothing. You already said it to her twice. What do you call a Negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? -Inmate #3354990 A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wishes, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a minute and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and then beat me half to death." A guy walks in to a bar and sits next to a man with a shoebox. The guy asks, "whats in the box". The dude with the box opens it up and inside is a man a foot tall playing a piano. "Where did you get that!" the guy asked. "Theres a genie in the back allie, he'll grant you one wish." So the guy goes back in the allie and finds the bottle, rubs it, and out comes the genie. "You get one wish, and your wish is my command." The guy says "I want a million bucks!" and a million ducks fly over-head and the genie goes back in the bottle. A bit confused, dude walks back into the bar and tells the piano guy what happened.. the piano guy asks "You think I asked for a 12 in pianist?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Dawood, why bother, read a thread entitled 'offensive jokes', become offended, & reply with a post that reads 'lies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von schnabel Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 :haha: ----------- Why shouldnt you laugh at a gyppo on a bike? Cause its your fucking bike!! -------------- How many kikes can you fit in a car? um i dunno, but theres still plenty of room in the ashtray. ---------------- What is a Jewish dilemma? A free hamsandwich. --------------- At a immigration desk somewhere in europe. - Name? - Ahmed bogdan muhammed. - Sex? - Yes. - No, I mean male or female. - Doesn't matter, sometimes even with camel. ------------------- Why do all the turkish kids want a mustasch? Cause they want to look like mom! ---------------- How do you starve a black man to death? You hide the welfarecheck under the soap. ------------------------- Whats unappropriate to do at a thai sport event? the wave. ---- Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea? They've been eating Thai food all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 For the English only, unless your a soccer fan, and not offensive unless you are Calum Best. So Gerorge Best is on his death bed, doctor comes in & says, I have some good news & some bad news, the bad news is you have only 1 hour to live, 'whats the fuck'n good news says Best?' Its happy hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun_Assassin Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 ^i dont know about offensive, but that is pretty gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Tyrones daughter is turning 18 in one week. As he hands her his child-support check, he says "Tell your mother this is the last cent she will ever see out of me! and then watch the expression on her face." The next week, Tyrone asked "So, what did your mother say?" "She said to tell you 'You aint my daddy,' and to watch the expression on your face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 :lol: i like that one ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Oct 8 2005, 08:14 PM Whats wrong with women's soccer? There aren't any men playing! hahaha ZING! Quoted post I would have thought the soccer :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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