Shogun_Assassin

Dj Krush

Hey, is this the same dude who once had a thread asking our opinion about whether or not he should fight some dude who was being a dick? And a different thread asking whether or not he should date a stripper? I think, that instead of bringing us every ridiculous little question that pops into your melon, that you should sit back and take a little time to think about these debaucles. Instead of starting new threads all the time, maybe we should just start a thread titled SilentBobs idiocy.

"I just read the title of this thread again and started laughing uncontrollably. It conjurs up some sort of un-developed half-thoughts that I cant really describe, but they make me laugh and then people at work stare and think I'm fucking crazy." Ha ha ha. When there ain't shit to eat in my house, I usually go with noodles and butter. Cereal is always a good option. If motherfuckeers are really pressed for something acceptable to eat, just go to the god damn supermarket. There was something in the newspaper a while back in my city about how this guy was copping so much free food from the dumpster behind the super market that he was feeding his whole family. And not fucking destroyed food, its just past the experation date. AND NO IM NOT A HIPPY THAT FUCKING DUMPSTER DIVES FOR EVERYTHING!

10 to 1 odds says The Count knows best.

Louis Logic - Blame it on the hooch Mr. Lif - Emergency Rations

I ain't toy, shit I don't even write. I'm just here for the MySpace thread.... MYSPACE IS LYFEEEEEEE!!! This is retarded. The hippie thread starter LOVES the cock.

We have BUFFALO wings. Fuck all the noise that other cities make about wings. we got that shit on lock.

Most definetly. There is really no reason for you to not have punched mother fucker in the head. Other than the fact that most people will do almost anything not to fight. If there is a next time, there is really only one way to redeem yourself in the face of 12oz. And that is by romping that little bitch. If you "know" you can beat his ass "quite easily" then there is no reason to let him treat you like his fucking bitch. You don't let people treat you like that man, it's fucked to me. regrdless of whether or not dude was playing or not, once he realized that you didn't find it funny, and then kept going, you should have cracked him.

The best drinking game is to get a syringe and put a little bit of tequila in it. Then take it to a party and inject someone. they'll get super fucked up in about 10 seconds. actually drinking games are kinda lame.

"Sir, you will recieve a summons for 19.95 if the chalkboard is broken. Considering your job that will mean you will have to work for 7 hours." That was fucking golden.

Who was better, beats and lyrics wise. I like both, but I think ultimately I would have to choose Quest. phife dog and Q-tip killed it in the day.

Chuck Norris knows kickboxing, he trained with Bill "Superfoot" Wallace. Steven Segal trained in Akido, which is a fighting form that utilizes many different combinations of pressure points and limb breaking. The fact that neither one of them has been in training consistantly but merely fighting on camera, which believe it or not isn't real, puts them both out of the loop as far as their fighting skills. If you've ever seen Walker texas ranger Norris only does one move, a fucking roundhouse kick. Segal still uses form and shit. My vote is with segal.

That shit was funny from the standpoint that it was at someone else's house. But if that were goin down in my house I'd either punch the shit out of him, or Joe Dirt his ass at the grand canyon.

HA HA HA HA FUCKING FILIBUSTER!!

Why isn't Dave going to be introducing the skits?

The youngest I'll go is 18. Cause that's legal anywhere. And those pics make it look like you stole that bitch off the short bus.

Too much preassure is put on relashionships. It isn't life and death. With that said, live your life so that you're happy. When you're happy it's easier to meet people. More confidence and shit. Whatever, thats what someone told me a long time ago.

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I am currently not a vegetarian or vegan, but I am considering changing my ways. I work at a health food store that specifically caters to vegans and vegetarians, maybe they're brain washing me.

Well... I was at this girl Renee's house. And we thought that her family was sleeping, Turns out her mom and younger sister were in the basement watching a movie or something. They came upstairs and walked into the living room while Renee was straddling me and I had both her titties in my hands. You would expect her to get mad, which she did, but you would also expect her to fucking walk away, which she did not. She stood there and said Renee what the fuck like 4 times, and then proceeded to tell me to get out, all the while this girl Renee was yelling at her to go away, and all I could do was to lay there and hold onto her tits. I was terrified that her dad was gonna come downstairs and I was gonna have to punch him, or get punched, I don't know how big her dad is. Anyway, I still see this girl working at the mall sometimes, and I never forget to ask her how her mom is doing cause she turns bright red.

that was stupid

Congratulations man. thats really awesome. P.s. Does anyone else think that the baby looks like its about to be choke slammed?

I can't comment on the fermenter but those were fucking hilarious. That christian ladies husband was just like," Oh, I'm glad youre home." "ILLEGAL FATOGAFERS"

it all really depends on how fast your connection is, in all reality, i have gone through probably 20 or so in a minute when i use the computer at school. But if im at home using dialup, itsa not that fast. so it depends. but tere are only 6 or so pics on every page, so it doesnt take that long. and most of them are the box that says the business isnt represented in these pics, so im sure if you wanted you could jst go through clicking that and see where you end up at the end of the day. im just givin people the info.

Also, the pics are terrible, so much so that they are funny. And sometimes you can catch some graff in some of them. Nothing i would be too excited about, but some of it is funny. like when you are looking for a business, and all the pics are of the side of a UPS truck.