NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: hold up man. wiping the last little shit smear and then leaving it in the trashcan? 100%. You gotta be a fuckin gentleman about though guy. Wrap that bitch up in extra tp. Proceed to garbage disposal. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 5, 2022 Author Share Posted February 5, 2022 Lay it open face on the sink for some one else to deal with. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Put it in your pocket and blame the smell on others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 minute ago, where said: Put it in their pocket and blame the smell on others ftfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 28 minutes ago, Deine Mudder said: ftfy Those are kgb level maneuvers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 14 hours ago, where said: Idk if someone already said this but inst shitting on a toilet like riding a dick reverse cowgirl, pretty suspect Where else are you supposed to put your snacks and comic books etc AKA AC Slater-ing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 On 2/5/2022 at 9:16 AM, metronome said: Where else are you supposed to put your snacks and comic books etc AKA AC Slater-ing Dawg I got a 2nd air fryer in the banos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 If you drink half a cup of isopropyl alcohol stronger than 80% like 15 minutes after you eat wiping becomes unnecessary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 On 2/8/2022 at 2:00 PM, One Man Banned said: Leave it to the newfies to come with this. Subtle genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 On 2/4/2022 at 11:01 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said: 100%. You gotta be a fuckin gentleman about though guy. Wrap that bitch up in extra tp. Proceed to garbage disposal. In the kitchen sink garbage disposal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 11, 2022 Author Share Posted February 11, 2022 Lol. That’s it. I’m installing a garbage disposal… garbage disposer*… In my master bath in a baby sink next to the toilet. Baller. *Now I don’t know which is correct and also now that they are typed out in front of me, I don’t know how I used to say it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 pooping right nao. might stand up to wipe 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 3, 2022 Author Share Posted May 3, 2022 51 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: pooping right nao. might stand up to wipe It's weird. It's really awkward. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 I stand to wipe if I shit in the woods in a hole like some kind of animal. I feel like standing inherently makes your cheeks tighter, creating a more difficult ingress route to get the tp in direct contact with yer brown star. Which leads to you pushing harder and increasing the risk of your finger pushing through the paper into the raw doodoo butter. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: I stand to wipe if I shit in the woods in a hole like some kind of animal. I feel like standing inherently makes your cheeks tighter, creating a more difficult ingress route to get the tp in direct contact with yer brown star. Which leads to you pushing harder and increasing the risk of your finger pushing through the paper into the raw doodoo butter. Did you ever get that BK Whopper out of your system? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 I still thinks DAO’s left to right to swirly finish technique is some of the nuttiest shit I have ever heard. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Relax your asshole when you shit, resist either pushing or pinching your turds. Post dump analyze your performance by visually inspecting taper and consistency of your shit and amount of clean up needed. With relatively minimal effort I have greatly increased my ratio of clean sweeps. Elbows on knees with palms up, focused breathing are helpful along with some patience and respect for the process. 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 I ordered a pack of these to keep in my hunting vest 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 5/3/2022 at 5:44 PM, LUGR said: Did you ever get that BK Whopper out of your system? I did. Thank you for asking. It wasn't the porcelain cracking brick I'd hoped it would be, but it cleared. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Been there before. It's always a bummer when you're trying to catch your breath from the workout you just did, but the workout you just did made the shidder into a mini chernobyl... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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