Fist 666 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 What could be more pro-nuclear family than incest? It's royal AF, who was fucking amongst Adam, eve, and their kiddos? (Hint, it's all bullshit) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 3 hours ago, fat ralphy said: @Ko SprueOne vaseline or vegetable oil should also be included Fill it with Vaseline. Not containers, just pure petroleum jelly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Ko SprueOne said: I like the details of that operation esp 'photo of a clown' Put 1 photo of clown in the petroleum jelly. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 That shit would be so heavy. Also should grease up the handle a little bit to really skeeve people out. Gonna have to be committed to get to the clown pictures. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Debbie downer: Leaving on public transit is likely to get po or bomb squad involved anymore, not sure where to avoid that risk. Donating to thrift store? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Wipe your prints off inside and out and watch for cameras where you leave it. My homie always talks about doing some weird shit like this. His choice: red clown noses and boy's underwear. Would be funny if you took a shit in it. So many possibilities and no real wrong way to go. Leave a fish wrapped in a vest with a name tag that says Luca Brasi. Soy sauce and chicken feet. These days you could stencil TOP SECRET: CLASSIFIED on the outside and then leave a bunch of empty folders inside that say the same. On the outside- a note that says something like this case contains one asshole. When they open it: a mirror. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 attach a handcuff to the handle 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: Debbie downer: Leaving on public transit is likely to get po or bomb squad involved anymore, not sure where to avoid that risk. Donating to thrift store? Smart. Now we're talking. But instead of donate, you have to walk in with it and just leave it on a shelf. The people sorting the donated items will probably just chuck it. Perhaps a couple dollars should be banneded up with a bunch of blank paper in the middle of the stack should go in there to also get people digging. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: Debbie downer: Leaving on public transit is likely to get po or bomb squad involved anymore, not sure where to avoid that risk. Donating to thrift store? I thought about the suspected package scenario as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Soy sauce and chicken feet. Haha, this would be too normal in my area. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: On the outside- a note that says something like this case contains one asshole. When they open it: a mirror. This is funny sht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: attach a handcuff to the handle That's an interesting idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 20 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Smart. Now we're talking. But instead of donate, you have to walk in with it and just leave it on a shelf. The people sorting the donated items will probably just chuck it. Perhaps a couple dollars should be banneded up with a bunch of blank paper in the middle of the stack should go in there to also get people digging. The thrift store staff would open it tho. Maybe a bunch of cheap wind-up spider toys that would activate as soon as it is opened ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: My homie always talks about doing some weird shit like this. His choice: red clown noses and boy's underwear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 6 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Cuffs, duct tape, rope, gloves, condoms, photo of a clown leave on public transit or in dining area of a fast food restaurant Eerily specific, my g. Lol. I vote roadkill. Or multiples of said roadkills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Eerily specific, my g. Lol. I vote roadkill. Or multiples of said roadkills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) An old playboy with the pages stuck together. Edit: also with the handcuff on the handle. Edited September 19, 2022 by mr.yuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 You need to fill it with something that’s not going to repulse people from 10ft away. You could always put something cool in it…..? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 10 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: 9 hours ago, LUGR said: Guess you guys have something against clown noses 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 @Ko SprueOnewith it being you, the briefcase should open to reveal a diorama of the location it was left at, complete with a mini briefcase in the proper location of the scene. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Great minds.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Guess you guys have something against clown noses You have not seen what I have seen. If you need a few keywords to “stumble” on, let me know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: @Ko SprueOnewith it being you, the briefcase should open to reveal a diorama of the location it was left at, complete with a mini briefcase in the proper location of the scene. If you can som how incorporate the Vaseline into this, you have a winner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) Accidentally leaving your vaseline diorama briefcase behind is not a crime. A bit salty I don’t get my local AM news because the limeys are burying their bird. Edited September 19, 2022 by fat ralphy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Fill it with something that will spill out/fly out everywhere making a giant mess for whoever opens it. Marbles come to mind but they would be too heavy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 4 hours ago, LUGR said: You have not seen what I have seen. If you need a few keywords to “stumble” on, let me know. No need, I was the guy who figured they must have made a porn parody of It a ways back and googled to find out. I seen some things. BTW, an image search of 'porn parody' brings up some amusing shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Maybe dog kibble or cereal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Maybe dog kibble or cereal A bunch of Fruity Pebbles in Vaseline instead of milk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Glitter bomb 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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