The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

[metronome]

Sorry to hear about your troubles NOES 

 

broads in their late 20s into their 30s are 100% better at fucking, just putting that out there. 

[KILZ FILLZ]

I just learned about people eating Ortolan (finch). Have you guys ever heard of this?

 

they cover their head with napkins to hide their shame??

 

 

[mr.yuck]

Now that’s bizarre. Why the shame?

[mr.yuck]

2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

it's heavily hunted, possibly even endangered

yeah it looks like France hunted their population down 30% over a 10 year period, so they are protected in that country. But as far as their conservation status goes, they are of the least concern. 

[mr.yuck]

Oh shit. You are supposed to eat the whole thing in one bite: bones feet and all minus the beak. The napkin over your head and face is two fold: to trap in those fire aromas and also to shield yourself from the view of god for indulging in such culinary debauchery.

Edited November 27, 2021 by mr.yuck

[fat ralphy]

Scust, fuck that bruh.

 

Imma pass on the balut too.

[mr.yuck]

1 hour ago, fat ralphy said:

Scust, fuck that bruh.

 

Imma pass on the balut too.

dude. Live a little. You know that shits fire when you have to hide from god while eating it. Lol.

 

also that’s a hard fucking pass on that balut.

[ndv]

That's interesting tho.  Wonder if Anthony Bourdain did a special on Ortolan?  

[One Man Banned]

18 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

Oh shit. You are supposed to eat the whole thing in one bite: bones feet and all minus the beak. The napkin over your head and face is two fold: to trap in those fire aromas and also to shield yourself from the view of god for indulging in such culinary debauchery.

 

Meanwhile elsewhere in the world

 

[One Man Banned]

3 hours ago, ndv said:

That's interesting tho.  Wonder if Anthony Bourdain did a special on Ortolan?  

 

And did he do so without covering his face and then ended up dead 🤔

[ndv]

36 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

 

And did he do so without covering his face and then ended up dead 🤔

 

Hmmmm. Didn't think of it like that.  The plot thickens. 

[mr.yuck]

1 hour ago, One Man Banned said:

 

Meanwhile elsewhere in the world

 

I bet that’s good, too. Little fried sea critters.

[Schnitzel]

On 11/28/2021 at 3:39 AM, ndv said:

That's interesting tho.  Wonder if Anthony Bourdain did a special on Ortolan?  

 he wrote about it I know that much

 

And author and TV personality Anthony Bourdain describes his own ortolan experience in his 2010 book “Medium Raw.” The bird, smuggled into New York, was served at a private dinner.

“I bring my molars down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly – ever so slowly – to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.”

 

 

 

Sounds feck to me

Edited November 28, 2021 by Schnitzel

[mr.yuck]

That description sounds psychotic. No longer interested.

[mr.yuck]

@fat ralphyI apologize for not respecting your initial reaction on crunching the tiny bird.

[ndv]

That's still nuts. 

[fat ralphy]

@mr.yuckits all good - I think you should try and get your hands on some and take one for

the team.

[mr.yuck]

14 minutes ago, fat ralphy said:

@mr.yuckits all good - I think you should try and get your hands on some and take one for

the team.

youre right! I should take one for the team. Like there are a lot of tiny birds flying around the crib. I wonder if I can snare one of them and aaaannnd, how different could it be?

 

Aaand also assuming birds aren’t really that crunch and bleeding inside bourdains mouth was probably small gears annnnd that burning sensation was probably battery acid. 
 

All this is shaping up to be a terrible idea.

[One Man Banned]

Don't have them.  Don't find them corny but don't find them necessary either.  But... for me would be good for shooting photos from the car if raining, good for cracking the windows when the dog is in the car, that type of shit. 

[mr.yuck]

Yo. Speaking of eating disgusting shit, I just saw the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. It’s for Mayo and the people are looking in their fridge like “man, I don’t have anything to eat.” Then they see the Mayo and are like “hey I got something!” Then it cuts scenes to them cooking all kinds of shit and then slopping a giant scoop of Mayo into their meal, essentially ruining it. Lol. That shit was so gross.

Enjoy

 

 

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

What in the damn hell is a ortolan? Will obvs google but I’ve never heard of it. Must be pretty weird if it’s gotta go making folks so shameful. 

[fat ralphy]

@nicklesndimesyo I think those are also supposed to help minimize noise when rolling with windows down 

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

1 hour ago, nicklesndimes said:

question: was thinking about getting rain deflectors to install on my car(before getting the windows tinted..). are these a good idea? considered corny/flimsy? let me know thanks guys..

 

these are what i'm discussing:

 

Nah son. 

[mr.yuck]

20 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

Nah son. 

LOL. I love it bro. No fuckin follow up. Just ‘nawl’

[One Man Banned]

20 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

Yo. Speaking of eating disgusting shit, I just saw the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. It’s for Mayo and the people are looking in their fridge like “man, I don’t have anything to eat.” Then they see the Mayo and are like “hey I got something!” Then it cuts scenes to them cooking all kinds of shit and then slopping a giant scoop of Mayo into their meal, essentially ruining it. Lol. That shit was so gross.

Enjoy

 

You seem to have an issue with condiments.

[mr.yuck]

2 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

 

You seem to have an issue with condiments.

haha. I like Mayo. I don’t think I like what looks to be 2 cups of Mayo mixed into what ever horse shit they were cheffin up in the commercial. 
 

I do have a homie that doesn’t eat white sauces. No Mayo, no ranch, no sour cream, it’s weird. 

[ndv]

I thought we or some of y'all were talking about tools, just can't remember what thread the discussion is in.

 

Anyhow, any recommendations regarding electric blowers and electric power washers?  Gonna be using these primarily for auto detailing. 

[where]

@ndvIf you want an electric blower go to this place called pracillas by the airport in Kansas city, im sure they have a website

Edited November 30, 2021 by where

[morton]

I like electric power washers for many tasks because they are not as powerful as gas making it easier to avoid stripping paint or damaging wood. 

 

It is too bad you can hardly buy a decent hose now a days, we use red ones in construction that are supple and coil without problem but you can't find a similar product at home depot regardless of price.

 

 

[mr.yuck]

@mortonyou might want to give tractor supply a try. If you don’t have one close I can look for you the next time I pass mine.