T4M* Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Yessir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 On 5/28/2022 at 5:19 AM, T4M* said: Tiping: Bar Tenders only I find attractive (2$ -up) My Tax agent every year (20$) Girl Scouts (2$ bill every year when selling cookies) Hold up tax agent? Girl Scouts? I get it -a lil something for Girl Scouts prolly makes me feel special but folded setting them up foul as far as expectations in life tax dude? Am I missing something? I paid my tax guy waaaaayyyy to fucking much to be adding gratuity on there I worked in the service industry. I WORKED for my tips and never expected them. The same way I approach any service provider. a while ago in Vegas I started seeing top jars at the lil smog check booths. Or even the fucking fro yo places WHERE YOU SERVE YOURSELF and as much as I support and love my weed I have a hard time tipping the bud tender (I still do tho) becaue I would never tip my pharmacist. from here out it’s bare minimum and I carry a few bucks around to hit that “no tip” button shamelessly. earn your tip 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 I used to be a voracious tipper. My views on tipping have changed recently. Like MFers aren't even pretending to give a shit about you or your experience anymore. At first I was bothered by it. But now I get it; these jobs do suck. And I no longer expect anything from these people. I hope they no longer expect anything from me either. 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 9, 2022 Author Share Posted June 9, 2022 I never thought to tip the girl scouts. I'm happy to buy their cookies to save them from knocking on the doors of unregistered sex offenders to sell cookies. I did tip a tow truck driver a few weeks ago for helping me with a flat. I don't know where shit is with that now, but way back a buddy drove a wrecker and I know tips were appreciated because you might be risking your ass or AAA jobs paid set rates that gave you business but didn't pay as well. @mr.yuckI feel you lol and it's a tough call. The world is not as customer oriented as it was before. Beyond that, I can't expect some kid taking my food order to truly give a shit how my day is going just as I might be disinterested in his problems. And unless he's ecstatic about burgers, I can't expect him to be all into working either. Thinking about this recently the thing I kept coming back to is that I believe the saying used to be "tip for service." If someone is serving you or providing service you can tip them, or not, according to level of service, it's not some automatic shit. Some of the areas tipping has expanded to are bullshit tho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: @mr.yuckI feel you lol and it's a tough call. The world is not as customer oriented as it was before. Beyond that, I can't expect some kid taking my food order to truly give a shit how my day is going just as I might be disinterested in his problems. Ahhh that was all part of the dance. They dance, I tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, mr.yuck said: Ahhh that was all part of the dance. They dance, I tip. Just had that thought- who tips at the strip club? Edited June 10, 2022 by One Man Banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Just had that thought- who tips at the strip club? Based on my one visit to a strip in the last 15 years (two months back) not me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 5 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Just had that thought- who tips at the strip club? Haha. I was getting a dance from some dubious stripper in Nashville. Jokingly I told her I'd give her an extra $2 if she dropped them titties in my mouth. She looked around, shrugged her shoulders and dropped one of them titties in my mouth. For what ever reason I bit that jank like a savage. She said "what the fuck," and slapped me in the side of my head. She walked away rubbing that titty and the night devolved from there. Best $2 I ever spent. 2 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 9 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Haha. I was getting a dance from some dubious stripper in Nashville. Jokingly I told her I'd give her an extra $2 if she dropped them titties in my mouth. She looked around, shrugged her shoulders and dropped one of them titties in my mouth. For what ever reason I bit that jank like a savage. She said "what the fuck," and slapped me in the side of my head. She walked away rubbing that titty and the night devolved from there. Best $2 I ever spent. That’s pretty cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 On 6/10/2022 at 1:39 AM, mr.yuck said: Haha. I was getting a dance from some dubious stripper in Nashville. Jokingly I told her I'd give her an extra $2 if she dropped them titties in my mouth. She looked around, shrugged her shoulders and dropped one of them titties in my mouth. For what ever reason I bit that jank like a savage. She said "what the fuck," and slapped me in the side of my head. She walked away rubbing that titty and the night devolved from there. Best $2 I ever spent. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 I kind of like "drop a titty" as a saying. Hey girl, drop a titty on me. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Related, I'm a big fan of the phrase "dump em out." My wife is not. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 "Unrack them" . 🤣 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 13 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Related, I'm a big fan of the phrase "dump em out." My wife is not. I'm gonna give that a try! Will report back. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Wait, that’s not what I meant!!! 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 ^^^^^^ Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I think I'll dance my way towards getting my tip back.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 15 hours ago, Fist 666 said: Related, I'm a big fan of the phrase "dump em out." My wife is not. Try this one.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2022 Author Share Posted June 16, 2022 Yeah, that's an interesting one. Seen that before, and saw it recently at a place I went to. Not sure how I feel about it overall. Also reminded me that in Asia, or at least China, there's no such thing as tipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2022 Author Share Posted June 16, 2022 20 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I kind of like "drop a titty" as a saying. Hey girl, drop a titty on me. I feel like this could have multipurpose use, like an exclamation of surprise and happiness. Opens mail that says I won a trip to CA: "Well drop a titty on me, OMB is going to Hollywood!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2022 Author Share Posted June 16, 2022 Will suggest you put this dude's name into a youtube search if you need a laugh. He's kind of a cuntry boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 9 hours ago, T4M* said: Try this one.... This is incredible. I will always link the word "dump truck to Clayton bigsby, which adds a couple extra lols. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted August 4, 2022 Author Share Posted August 4, 2022 Was doing some good guy event the other week and there was a food truck there. Dude gave me my order free for being a good guy, definitely left him a few $ in the tip jar. Have to say, if people give me free shit I pretty much feel obligated to tip in return, usually same if they discount me something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Pretty much ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 (edited) On 6/10/2022 at 10:52 PM, LUGR said: That’s pretty cool. On 6/10/2022 at 1:39 PM, mr.yuck said: Haha. I was getting a dance from some dubious stripper in Nashville. Jokingly I told her I'd give her an extra $2 if she dropped them titties in my mouth. She looked around, shrugged her shoulders and dropped one of them titties in my mouth. For what ever reason I bit that jank like a savage. She said "what the fuck," and slapped me in the side of my head. She walked away rubbing that titty and the night devolved from there. Best $2 I ever spent. Got the same story from Me being on wayyyyy too much amphetamine tablets and booze in the Windmill in Soho London. Said story might be detailed in My travel thread from 09 on here if anyone wants to verify, but it was fucked as after I had to get My suit jacket back after said bite saw Me ran from the place before security could kick Me out but they (the Bouncers and the Boss known as "The King of Soho" who we met at some point during that night who recently died the past few years) wouldn't let Me back in and My best mate said I missed the best part where all the girls came out at once and performed a choreographed routine whilst the Brazzo stripped I was temporarily in love with no doubt tended to her sharkbitten nip I left her. I probably blew £200 by that stage as I was ratfaced enjoying the last night of the trip before the horror flight back to Oz. Memories....... Edited May 17 by Mauler5150 Added detail 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 On 6/16/2022 at 7:58 AM, Fist 666 said: Related, I'm a big fan of the phrase "dump em out." My wife is not. Do Americans ever use the phrase "Give us a ganz"? (Ganz = gander) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 As an Australian, I hated America for it's tipping bullshit. Make the price the price (with tax built in so I know what the fuck things actually cost) and pay people an actual living wage. Works in the rest of the fucking world so why am I bombarded with thieves in My pocket anytime I attempt to do anything in America as soon as I open My mouth and speak? These days I only tip the Asian busker guitar player chick in the city with whatever change I have on Me that day, or hotel cleaning staff in places I stay for 3 or more nights although I should stop doing this given that similar people took a newly opened bottle of My favourite cologne one time and i paid fuckers pistage costs ($50 or so at least from memory - this was 2011) at the Rembrandt hotel in Amsterdam to send Me the suit and tie I only ever got to wear once ever (at the Monaco casino whereby I trippled My money and gambled all night only to have the peasant French croups bitching about Me and the wife winning as tgey called Me kangaroo and shit). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 15 minutes ago, Mauler5150 said: Do Americans ever use the phrase "Give us a ganz"? (Ganz = gander) Nope. But I like it. I like a lot of brit Aussie slang. I particularly like calling people a bell end! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 7 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Nope. But I like it. I like a lot of brit Aussie slang. I particularly like calling people a bell end! 😂 You can call them a "poon". Not sure how common this is, but we discovered it from a guy named Murphy who was from North of the River here and when us SOR guys heard it we used it incessantly calling each other "poons". The meaning of "poon" is to describe a "seat sniffer" with a "bike poon" used to describe someone who smells bike seats after they have been ridden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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