injury Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 we all think it about each other, but how many of you are (probably) psychopaths? let's use this reliable and completely scientific quiz that came up first on google: http://www.counseling-office.com/surveys/test_psychopathy.phtml my results: There is a possibility that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a histrionic personality disorder. You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. so i'm probably a psycho. your turn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 no doubt about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 there is no clear indication that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. There is no indication that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder. You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 we're all fucking crazy ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 There is no clear indication that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a histrionic personality disorder. hmmm.. and all that from picking the middle option on virtually every question after number12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 81.25 percent. the test is rigged. There were no questions allowing an individual to offset his or her personality to show a bi-polar or mood disorder. I mean I love puppies, but I also want to burn down a church sometimes. i kid. maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Nah, I'm cool. There is no clear indication that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. You might have certain traits of antisocial or psychopathic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards. Score: 9 of 38 [9:3/4/2] There is no indication that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. You might have certain traits of narcissistic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards. Score: 4 of 9 There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder.[D:3/I:3] You meet as little as 20% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. If you feel that this positive result might be incorrect because it doesn't match your self-assessment, you may want to try the other self-tests on my website - or even better, seek a professional diagnosis to find out what you may be dealing with. This would also help to find ways to deal with it in the most efficient manner if that turns out necessary. But if you feel okay, the others do that with you as well, and you just got all that reconfirmed - congratulations! :-)[G:1] See, I'm a nice and well adjusted guy. So go fuck yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I'll stab you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 my balanced life force absorbs your negativity and offers you tranquility in return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 we all think it about each other, but how many of you are (probably) psychopaths? let's use this reliable and completely scientific quiz that came up first on google: http://www.counseling-office.com/surveys/test_psychopathy.phtml my results: There is a possibility that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a histrionic personality disorder. You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. so i'm probably a psycho. your turn! "There is no clear indication that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. You reached, however, 75.00% in other relevant traits that can indicate this personality disorder. You might have certain traits of antisocial or psychopathic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards. Score: 15 of 38 [15:2/10/3] There is no indication that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. You might have certain traits of narcissistic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards. Score: 3 of 9 There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder.[D:3/I:3] You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. However, there are no clear indications of you having a psychopathic/antisocial, narcissistic or histrionic disorder, so there might be another problem not captured by this test. Thus, is strongly recommended you seek a professional diagnosis to be sure what exactly you are dealing with. It might turn out useful to print the previous page including your selections and take it to a psychotherapist, psychiatrist or psychologist." ^Nah, I think I'll pass on that parting advise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 hmmm.. and all that from picking the middle option on virtually every question after number12 I like the part where we're all 80% personality disorder too. Apparently 80% middle of the road = 80% nuts. Even after telling you that you're not nuts, you're still 80% nuts anyways just on GP. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I would rather not play this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 i can deal with psychopaths. it's sociopaths that are more disturbing. i'm the most anti-social person i know and i don't need a computer full of cat crap to tell me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 What the fuck is a psychopath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 ^ cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 http://youtu.be/sXBj3YuL2yI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 So a schizophrenic? A manic depressive individual? ..Or merely, some emasculated fuckbucket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I'm not a warm or affectionate person, but I think that's more introversion than anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 That's true enough. I don't dislike people, I just don't want them around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 they get nothing from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 The DSM doesn't recognize 'psychopath' as a singular condition; it is used often in place of sociopath, but I don't think that website is "reliable and completely scientific" if its using nonspecific diagnoses as such... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 hah, i was being sarcastic ... quizzes on the net dont diagnose things as complicated as this, at all. posted for jokes. plus this quiz says DAO is more sane than i am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 is that a stock image GIF? the game done changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 There is a possibility that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder You meet 60% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Pretty sure everyone is a psychopath, and at a minimum underlying narcissism is a trait of graffiti writers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 oooooh, bad science!!! :D I have no indication of personality disorders. Decy says that makes me even scarier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 81.25 percent. the test is rigged. There were no questions allowing an individual to offset his or her personality to show a bi-polar or mood disorder. I mean I love puppies, but I also want to burn down a church sometimes. i kid. maybe. I gotcha. Also, a lot fo the symptoms can also be a sign of, say, abuse survivors; eg kids of abusive alcoholics tend to tell little lies constantly, even when they don't need to, cos they become so used to having to lie for self-preservation. YAY INTERNETS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I thought that church burnings were a sign of complete sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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