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we all think it about each other, but how many of you are (probably) psychopaths?

 

let's use this reliable and completely scientific quiz that came up first on google: http://www.counseling-office.com/surveys/test_psychopathy.phtml

 

my results:

 

There is a possibility that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder.

 

There are strong indications that you might have a

narcissistic personality disorder.

 

There are strong indications that you might have a

histrionic personality disorder.

 

You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria.

 

so i'm probably a psycho.

 

your turn!

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there is no clear indication that you might have a

psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder.

 

 

There is no indication that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder.

 

There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder.

 

You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria.

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There is no clear indication that you might have a

psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder.

 

There are strong indications that you might have a

narcissistic personality disorder.

 

There are strong indications that you might have a

histrionic personality disorder.

 

hmmm.. and all that from picking the middle option on virtually every question after number12

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81.25 percent.

 

 

the test is rigged. There were no questions allowing an individual to offset his or her personality to show a bi-polar or mood disorder.

 

I mean I love puppies, but I also want to burn down a church sometimes.

 

i kid.

 

 

 

maybe.

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Nah, I'm cool.

 

 

 

There is no clear indication that you might have a

psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder.

You might have certain traits of antisocial or psychopathic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards.

Score: 9 of 38 [9:3/4/2]

There is no indication that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder.

You might have certain traits of narcissistic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards.

Score: 4 of 9

 

 

There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder.[D:3/I:3]

 

 

You meet as little as 20% of the range of general personality disorder criteria.

If you feel that this positive result might be incorrect because it doesn't match your self-assessment, you may want to try the other self-tests on my website - or even better, seek a professional diagnosis to find out what you may be dealing with. This would also help to find ways to deal with it in the most efficient manner if that turns out necessary.

But if you feel okay, the others do that with you as well, and you just got all that reconfirmed - congratulations! :-)[G:1]

 

 

 

 

 

See, I'm a nice and well adjusted guy.

 

So go fuck yourself!

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we all think it about each other, but how many of you are (probably) psychopaths?

 

let's use this reliable and completely scientific quiz that came up first on google: http://www.counseling-office.com/surveys/test_psychopathy.phtml

 

my results:

 

There is a possibility that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder.

 

There are strong indications that you might have a

narcissistic personality disorder.

 

There are strong indications that you might have a

histrionic personality disorder.

 

You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria.

 

so i'm probably a psycho.

 

your turn!

 

 

 

 

"There is no clear indication that you might have a

psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder.

You reached, however, 75.00% in other relevant traits that can indicate this personality disorder.

You might have certain traits of antisocial or psychopathic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards.

Score: 15 of 38 [15:2/10/3]

 

There is no indication that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder.

You might have certain traits of narcissistic personalities but certainly not in a form that would justify a personality disorder diagnosis according to the standards.

Score: 3 of 9

 

There is no indication that you might have a histrionic personality disorder.[D:3/I:3]

 

You meet 80% of the range of general personality disorder criteria.

However, there are no clear indications of you having a psychopathic/antisocial, narcissistic or histrionic disorder, so there might be another problem not captured by this test.

Thus, is strongly recommended you seek a professional diagnosis to be sure what exactly you are dealing with.

It might turn out useful to print the previous page including your selections and take it to a psychotherapist, psychiatrist or psychologist."

 

 

 

^Nah, I think I'll pass on that parting advise.

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hmmm.. and all that from picking the middle option on virtually every question after number12

 

I like the part where we're all 80% personality disorder too.

Apparently 80% middle of the road = 80% nuts.

Even after telling you that you're not nuts, you're still 80% nuts anyways just on GP. :biglaugh:

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i can deal with psychopaths.

it's sociopaths that are more disturbing.

 

 

 

 

i'm the most anti-social person i know and i don't need a computer full of cat crap to tell me that

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I'm not a warm or affectionate person, but I think that's more introversion than anything else.

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The DSM doesn't recognize 'psychopath' as a singular condition; it is used often in place of sociopath, but I don't think that website is "reliable and completely scientific" if its using nonspecific diagnoses as such...

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hah, i was being sarcastic ... quizzes on the net dont diagnose things as complicated as this, at all. posted for jokes.

 

plus this quiz says DAO is more sane than i am.

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