injury Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 If I'm walking with someone on the street I never split the pole(NH) Light pole/ traffic signs/parking/fire hydrants..etc. If I'm walking with my girl I never let her walk nearer to the street. To me it Implies -she's hooking for me. My Pimp hand's not so strong actually feel you on both of these, props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I try to walk the same amount of steps in each sqaure of sidewalk.. i do that shit too nigga...especially if im drunk/high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I try to write my name on the fence with my piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Kegles while I'm in important meetings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i prefer to drink old room temperature coffee instead of fresh brewed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Kegles while I'm in important meetings. this made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 i dont save hoes. not never. for nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I lift things up and put them down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 ^Heavy I apply honey to my cereal in a grid pattern so as to avoid an uneven distribution of honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I curl my toes sometimes when Im bored laying down just to induce a muscle spasm in my feet only to stretch it back out. its not painful....its just a feeling Im curious about.. I realized recently that I will either hold my breath or exhale when I pass certain people while out and about. I do it to avoid smelling their passing breeze. Some people just dont smell good. I do both of these lol very funny, when I do the breath thing in public I always feel really socially awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I lift things up and put them down. Good flickr, lots of mone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I realized recently that I will either hold my breath or exhale when I pass certain people while out and about. I do it to avoid smelling their passing breeze. Some people just dont smell good. lol yeah i've done this since i was a kid. you can just tell when someone's gonna stink like a bum or unkempt person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I throw my finished cigarettes into spiderwebs because I can't find the ashtray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted November 17, 2012 Author Share Posted November 17, 2012 the idea of pistons firing,gunshots,carboard,volcanoes,and snow are like nails on a chalkboard to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 eat cheeze its in pickle juice like cereal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 ahahaha what's goody bags. u can't be for real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 not a damn thing. I dont be thru much. I noticed a significant trend whereby the more my post per day goes down the more successful, happy and well i become. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I play hangman on my phone because it's funner than listening to music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Refresh 12 ounce to see if anyone posted when there are only like four people logged in anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 i think all 4 of us do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I scratch my ass then smell my finger to see if my ass smells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 who else has a morning routine that if it's interrupted fucks them up completely for the rest of the day? If i don't do 15 sit ups, push ups and dips before I have a shower, drink a coffee and have 3 slices of toast with banana and honey, smoke then brush my teeth my day is pretty much over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I try and open most doors even when I'm not supposed to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 i grind my teeth like a motherfucker. sometimes i make beats out of it. i be teethboxin' i can do really good 1/8th note hi-hats like old southern beats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I book imaginary meetings at work via outlook to avoided being invited to a real meeting. I use a combination of BUSY & OUT OF OFFICE. today: 10:00am to 12:00pm 2:00pm to 4:00pm Also, when I don't want to talk to someone for a couple of days, I prep a out of office reply, once the fucker emails me, I shoot a quick reply back fashioned as a said out of office reply. "I'm currently out off the office blah blah blah, eat a dick, blah blah blah." Sincerely I_R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterpiece Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i grind my teeth like a motherfucker. sometimes i make beats out of it. i be teethboxin' i can do really good 1/8th note hi-hats like old southern beats this post caused me to tap with my fingers and teethbox and make a beat... who's tryna freestyle over my teethbeatz??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterpiece Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 "I'm currently out off the office blah blah blah, eat a dick, blah blah blah." you should start using this exact message for people you never want to talk to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 you should start using this exact message for people you never want to talk to I'm currently got you on ignore blah blah blah, eat a dick, blah blah blah." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted November 30, 2012 Author Share Posted November 30, 2012 ex: if i'm searching for my phone and i'm headed upstairs to look for it, but I find it on the way there, I always have a weird urge to check upstairs even though I already found the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 i make whale noises in public transport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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