CILONE/SK Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 What do you do with the dirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 i always end up making a fist and awkwardly pulling it open with my knuckles all fucked up. i think just about any rational thinking human has a little trouble touching those. especially when your in the bathroom alone with no one to watch how neurotic you act over it. i'm usually the guy that walks in on some slob making a b line for the door while the toilet/urinal is still mid flush and they obviously haven't used the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 put it around the pit....kinda getting the point on this one where Im not sure where to put it all. Ill find a way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Ill take ice cubes at work and just clinch them in my hands and slowly roll it in my fist till it melts. Something about the cold burn I dunno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 you should make one of thoes doomsday bunkers in that pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 the question is do you use ur shirt to open the door as you leave the washroom? I just use a napkin for the door handle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 the question is do you use ur shirt to open the door as you leave the washroom? sometimes, like at truck stops and gas station restrooms and stuff. but at home i don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 when i skateboard I hate having anything in my pockets except a wallet everything else gets thrown into a back pack I use the most code talk ever over the phone and in general. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I think i'm a badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekslays Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I come in here expecting to see "I scratch my butthole inside of my underwear and sniff it" and instead I see people digging holes (bad ass) and talking about N64's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I mean I dug this for a purpose but the fact of the matter is that I find the joy in doing it... Before After I search out rocks on the 8.6 acres that my family has. The carved space is for a pipe line to give oxygen to aid in fires... Oh yeah I know Im not the only one but the bigger the fire the better... just for shits and giggles.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekslays Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 How big are your forearms, SF? Ever dug a well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I'm gonna hire short fuse next time I need to bury a body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 when was the first time you buried a body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekslays Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I wonder if he'll pour footing, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I wonder if he is mexican? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I don't know...chances are he'll dig it up later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekslays Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I don't know...chances are he'll dig it up later. The only way to solve that problem is have Illuminati kill him after he digs the hole and pours the footing....but that presents a new problem: Who do you hire to bury Shortfuse? Do you trick him into digging two holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 In my defense...Bad Boy Lincoln: I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 The only way to solve that problem is have Illuminati kill him after he digs the hole and pours the footing....but that presents a new problem: Who do you hire to bury Shortfuse? Do you trick him into digging two holes? Nah just feed him a bunch of crazy drugs cover him in honey and bacon and drop him off near some bears and tell him to go make friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 eating candy gets me ocd as fuck... jelly bellys = gotta separate every flavour, put in vertical rows for roll call, then starting with the most abundant flavours & work my way down. this is not counting the separate row of pairs (ones that i think would go well together, which get eaten together) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I don't eat the brown mnm's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 That fat motherfucker in The Wire---"I don't like the orange ones" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Relative. Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I pop my own ears all of the time, even when there's not an elevation change. I also pat my pants four times when i'm getting up and leaving an area: front left pocket, front right pocket, back left, back right. And when i'm wearing a shirt with pockets, i check those too, it doesn't matter if i ever put anything in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don't eat the brown mnm's Racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I don't eat the brown mnm's What are you ozzy osbourne or somethin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 That was Van Halen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harold8b Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 sometimes when i take a shit i put my fingers in my ears. helpls me get in the zone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Sometimes I argue with people on forums & take shit to seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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