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I dont stand and pee, I stand widely, then lean with one hand on that back wall, and piss so that the stream is literally in the middle of the bowl. No joke. I do it so much that the hand mark is something that could appear if I dont regularly clean the wall. Ive bent a few towel racks whilst drunk peeing.

 

i lay out a net of toilet paper before a supposedly messy dump to break the splash factor.

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I dont stand and pee, I stand widely, then lean with one hand on that back wall, and piss so that the stream is literally in the middle of the bowl. No joke. I do it so much that the hand mark is something that could appear if I dont regularly clean the wall. Ive bent a few towel racks whilst drunk peeing.

 

i lay out a net of toilet paper before a supposedly messy dump to break the splash factor.

 

I always see old fat men in boozers pissin' like this... i think it's the only way they manage to pish because they make mad struggling noises everytime...

 

i always gift wrap my jobbies tae, stops that bitch moaning like fuck...

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