Dr. Scientist

Being disappointed by 12oz.com, sigh.

Smash right on the plane just to have the story to share. Like I'm above putting my dick, in condom, into some old hag? I'm not gonna kiss, or romance her. I'm gonna fuck her on a plane, then laugh about it later. Making memories!

Smash, then ejaculate onto balloon animal hand.

Dear oOontz, what happened to you? You used to be beautiful.

Don't be this guy:

I'm just sitting here, but this is what my frisky feline is doing.

Don't you just love people who mistake acting out because of low self esteem for confidence? There is no way in bloody hell that this girl is confident because she looks in the mirror and likes what she sees, or because she get nothing but compliments all day and it's inflated her ego.

S - M - A - S - H - 'EM - ALL!

Smash BF. . . Forever.

I've seen bitches that only had one kid when they were twenty years old and their stomachs still look like a mushy mash of stretched skin. . . how did this animal have that many kids and her shit isn't hanging down past her knees? Either way, smash, just cause she's completely crazy and her vagina is probably huge and weird.

Smash fat, fake, punk rock girl.