GLEN BENTON Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 So, my wife has always said she wants to shake her ass on the internet, we've looked into it a couple times, and pretty much decided like it sounds kinda shady, all sorts of "make 10k a month" and shit like that makes it seem like there's a giant margin for scams in all that business. a couple weeks ago, i met some dude through work who said his girl did it, but he pretty much didn't know a damn thing about it, and i'm guessing he just thought i was creeping a way into seeing his batch all nude on the internet. we looked at that "on her cam" site, and it seems decent, but, like anyone else with limited internet knowledge, that sounds like a pretty in-depth thing to get into. so, i decided, hey, oontz is full of dirtbag dudes such as myself, i'm sure there's someone who's knowledgeable on this subject... I figure, it's a shot in the dark, and i'll probably get a million "pee in her butt" jokes, but hey, something it better than nothing, oh, and i'm supposed to post tits... right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Those.... are your wifes tits Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 WELCOME TO: PIMP MY WIFE! BTW, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LOOKS A FUCK LOT BETTER THAN THOSE BITCHES ALTHOUGH DIRTY DUDES MIGHT STILL PAY FOR THAT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 In order to accurately assess the situation, we are going to need to see some photos of your wife's ass, tits and vagina. Only then will we be able to help you make $100,000 a week Louis Vuitton Xbox 360 WoW Gold. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 nope, them aren't my wife's tits... and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 i do not have a wife but my girlfriend "cams" i will definitely be the most knowledgeable on this subject she makes money ask away........................................pee in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Get paid to be a whore>? WHY NOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 there are a million different ways to go about this both shady and legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 nope, them aren't my wife's tits... and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh. At least you are protective of her as a shrine on here ahhhhahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 nope, them aren't my wife's tits... and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh. Okay, let's figure out how to broadcast your wife spread eagle to the entire internet... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 WoWGold - best it's looked in a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 :tongue: Intriguing :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 sounds like you got yourself a keeper (got money sayin' yer wifey is banging other dudes...)* *credit due to menace2sobriety for post format Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 that girls tattoo is so fucking shitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 nope, them aren't my wife's tits... and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh. have her spread emu.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Menace2sobriety is a menace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 try xtube, but all i know is that it's a whole bunch of people sellin their own videos. it don't look that sketchy though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 not willing to show wifes goods on here but willing to put it on a porn site...hmmm are you married to your cousin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING POTENTIAL THIS THREAD HAS?! AND HOW LITTLE I SEE BEING DONE ABOUT IT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 that girls tattoo is so fucking shitty Somebody please photoshop that tattoo of the face onto the girl's actual face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 http://youtu.be/0nhQ57ETaFQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 SOUNDS LIKE A KEEPER BRAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 ^^^ wow that sucked le balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 nope, them aren't my wife's tits... and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh. so you're okay with her "shaking her ass" but not getting completely naked? i do not have a wife but my girlfriend "cams" i will definitely be the most knowledgeable on this subject how do you feel about it? do you have "rules"? how much does she make? does she just get naked and fap? whats the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 So you want us to help you get your wife naked on the internet but you wont even give us a free show first ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yeah at least a full body shot so we can know what fetish site to put it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 At least you are protective of her as a shrine on here ahhhhahahah the difference between: my wife showing her tits on the internet to millions of people, VS, me posting my wife's tits on 12oz... 12oz isn't going to pay for it. now before you guys go and start a "see glen's wife's tits" fund... 1- she's thin, and based on what i've seen of most people's taste's on this here site, if a girl isn't thick/borderline chubby/fat, people are going to be bummed. 2. she's got funny colored hair, tattoos and piercings... so yeah, y'all would be bitching up a storm anyway, you aren't missing much... unless that's your thing, then you'll probably think she's hot like most of the other cockbags i hang out with. So you want us to help you get your wife naked on the internet but you wont even give us a free show first ? actually, yeah, you're pretty much right... at the most you guys might see some butthcheeks... gotta remember, there are people on here that actually know me and my wife IRL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 her butt, you should pee in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 does she look like a suicide girl? .....have you considered suicide girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 so you're okay with her "shaking her ass" but not getting completely naked? how do you feel about it? do you have "rules"? how much does she make? does she just get naked and fap? whats the link. i feel whatever about it i dont really care. she hustles random names on the internet and they pay $5 a minute. why should i care. she is in front of a camera by herself rules? uhhh idk what kind of "cam" rules you would have.........dont be /softdude /notbrodudeoner she makes more than me working 3hours a day 4 days a week than me working 6 days a week 8 hours a day....................soooooooo im lavished with gifts yeah dude heres the link everyone!!!!!!!!!....................deeeerrpp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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