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GLEN BENTON

"honey, can i shake my ass on the internet for money?"

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So, my wife has always said she wants to shake her ass on the internet, we've looked into it a couple times, and pretty much decided like it sounds kinda shady, all sorts of "make 10k a month" and shit like that makes it seem like there's a giant margin for scams in all that business.

 

a couple weeks ago, i met some dude through work who said his girl did it, but he pretty much didn't know a damn thing about it, and i'm guessing he just thought i was creeping a way into seeing his batch all nude on the internet.

 

we looked at that "on her cam" site, and it seems decent, but, like anyone else with limited internet knowledge, that sounds like a pretty in-depth thing to get into.

 

so, i decided, hey, oontz is full of dirtbag dudes such as myself, i'm sure there's someone who's knowledgeable on this subject... I figure, it's a shot in the dark, and i'll probably get a million "pee in her butt" jokes, but hey, something it better than nothing,

 

oh, and i'm supposed to post tits... right?

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WELCOME TO:

PIMP MY WIFE!

 

BTW, I HOPE

YOUR WIFE LOOKS

A FUCK LOT BETTER

THAN THOSE BITCHES

ALTHOUGH DIRTY

DUDES MIGHT STILL

PAY FOR THAT

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i do not have a wife but my girlfriend "cams" i will definitely be the most knowledgeable on this subject

 

 

she makes money

 

 

 

 

 

 

ask away........................................pee in her butt

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nope, them aren't my wife's tits...

 

and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh.

 

At least you are protective of her as a shrine on here ahhhhahahah

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nope, them aren't my wife's tits...

 

and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh.

 

 

 

Okay, let's figure out how to broadcast your wife spread eagle to the entire internet...

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sounds like you got yourself a keeper

 

(got money sayin' yer wifey is banging other dudes...)*

 

 

*credit due to menace2sobriety for post format

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nope, them aren't my wife's tits...

 

and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh.

 

have her spread emu..

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nope, them aren't my wife's tits...

 

and i'm not dumb enough to post my wife a spreadin' eagle on here... duh.

 

so you're okay with her "shaking her ass" but not getting completely naked?

 

 

i do not have a wife but my girlfriend "cams" i will definitely be the most knowledgeable on this subject

 

how do you feel about it?

do you have "rules"?

how much does she make?

does she just get naked and fap?

whats the link.

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