Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 specifically her boobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 there ya go, that's her tits... i swear. i'll trade you a pic of me blasting poop mud off of stuff, for the hypothetical noodz of my wife that y'all think exist. and FYI... lambmeet has seen my wife's tit's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 those boobs look like steve buscemi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Didnt even have to say anything you said it about yourself. Those two women are fucking smokin hot and you wouldnt give them the time of day? I understand preferences but godddaammnnnn I would rather have a thicker than a snicker than a fucking tooth pick riding my dick.....you like girls that have no friends or family because she aint got NO BODY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I loves me some skinny bitches, but that jawn in the gif would still catch a bruising. Bitch in the gif is pretty much normal weight. I still loves me some skinny bitches though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 let me thicken the plot here real quick... the list of women that glen B does not get down with: #1 asians #2 "thickies" #3 blondes #4 girls that purposely tan #5 anything resembling kim kardashian, Ice T's bitch, or Buffy the Body... no joke, i'd smash out a 300+ lb woman before a "super hot" asian girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 why discriminate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 that just makes you stupid. i thought you had high standards when you were bitching about weight, but now i don't think you have a clue what you're doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 ohhhh no sir... i know very well what i'm doing... i just only want to do it with girls that are: A. 120lbs and under / 5ft 7 and under B. have silly colored hair C. have metal in their faces D. know how to smoke a mean pole basically... chicks that permanently wear these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 DRUNK FUCK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 A and D are important, b and c are some highschool who-cares shit. seriously. i think you'll grow out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 nah man... i'll be 80 and still be beating off to picks of cyber-goth'ed/hipstered out bitches... something about a bitch done up all stupid like that... shit, i know it's stupid, but hey, at least i can admit it. Unlike the dudes all hung up with stripper'ed out club bitches, if you ask me, they look just as ridiculous as some rainbow yarn dreadlock havin' goth bitch. or... i'd destroy the pink haired bitch with the raw power of rambo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 so would i, but i fuck socks. and think that hogging/whaling is a coming of age activity that should be enjoyed/regretted by all. you're weird dude glen benton. i hope this doesn't subconsciously affect how i feel about deicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetroitWard Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I say to each his own but whatever. BTW I know Glen and his wife IRL. I would never in a million years think to make a pass at her just out of respect and also because I have my interests invested elsewhere but on the real she's very fuckable. Just sayin'. Carry on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 why thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetroitWard Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 BTW just me but I'm all for a humble-ass regular plain-jane sort of girl that doesn't buy into any stupid trend and doesn't need to wear makeup because she just looks good. I'm not a big guy so naturally I gravitate toward ladies my size but I do enjoy a nice, curvy ass and some beautiful breasts. Not too picky about size but they have to look good. Also... Ideally she loves to smoke weed and knows how to give good head and is chill/ doesn't have an annoying catty voice. That shit is often overlooked. I don't care how hot she is - if she has a high pitch squeaky annoying valley girl voice, I can't even deal with it. Also, she absolutely must have a life of her own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 let me thicken the plot here real quick... the list of women that glen B does not get down with: #1 asians #2 "thickies" #3 blondes #4 girls that purposely tan #5 anything resembling kim kardashian, Ice T's bitch, or Buffy the Body... no joke, i'd smash out a 300+ lb woman before a "super hot" asian girl... Nah but seriously, no blondes? Or hot asians? I mean damn br0 I get prefrences...but thats just borderline craziness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 the fact that 'smokes weed' is a trait you look for says a lot about you. somebody PM me when his wife's tits get posted in here. there is no reason to keep this thread alive unless there are fresh boobs upon the 12oz altar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 what's so wrong with toking??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 6 pages later still dissapoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetroitWard Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 The weed thing isn't a requirement. It's just nice to get high with your lady and chill/play/whatever. I've dated plenty of females in the past that didn't smoke and it was perfectly fine. What does that say about me other than that I like to smoke pot? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bed framed Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 BTW just me but I'm all for a humble-ass regular plain-jane sort of girl that doesn't buy into any stupid trend and doesn't need to wear makeup because she just looks good. I'm not a big guy so naturally I gravitate toward ladies my size but I do enjoy a nice, curvy ass and some beautiful breasts. Not too picky about size but they have to look good. Also... Ideally she loves to smoke weed and knows how to give good head and is chill/ doesn't have an annoying catty voice. That shit is often overlooked. I don't care how hot she is - if she has a high pitch squeaky annoying valley girl voice, I can't even deal with it. Also, she absolutely must have a life of her own. you sir have hit the nail on the head, AS LONG AS SHE"S CUTE. We aint talking about fatties, we talking about curvaceous women...and the annoying voice is a no-no in my book too along with an annoying laugh. I dont care about the weed smoke but good head is a MUST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Not smashing the Asians is ludacris. Yellow or Brown bitches to the front of the line. As for not wanting to smash fake ass jersey shore girls, I feel you on that amigo. Even when those looney bitches hit on me at the beach the farthest it goes is a drunk bj and im done with em. And yeah this thread could of been epic but its about over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 i like my women rubenesque... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 what's so wrong with toking??? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 what's so wrong with toking??? tolkien was a great writer, lord of the rings was fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 what's so wrong with toking??? nothing is inherently wrong with "toking." but if its a trait you look for in a lady it indicates that you probably smoke a lot and are thus probably annoying. i'm not a fan of stoners or people that are high all the time. i drink. not abusively anymore, but if i were looking for a girl i would not look for 'a girl that drinks.' just personal preference, listen to death metal, get high. whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 those boobs look like steve buscemi just came across this gem here is your medal of honor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 haha, i appreciate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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