volcom8811 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 haha in the woods by my house had old bmx jumps and a pit full of old mags.good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromaster5000 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 mexico too found hella porn once when i was twelve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I found a tickling fetish porn mag on a rooftop once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i found a dead bitch in the woods and just fapped to that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 this reminded me of that vid where dude and this chick shoot this bear and then proceed to have sex on top of it.. so yeah, porn in the woods.. you lost a tictac for making me remember that video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 yeah that video is on some other shit. i've found teh pronz in some parks back in the day. my friends and i found a pretty good stack in the woods across the street from my house once. we were carrying a couch back there it was gonna be our kick it spot to chill out and smoke and drink and shit. woods pr0nz for teh wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Enmity Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i found a 4hr long vhs porno stuffed into a bush in an alley when i was 14. now that i think about it .. it was a pretty good video :D answer : bush porn .. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 woods porn always is the nastiest shit ever, aids infested nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i've found watersports magazines in the woods before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 fetus fuckin mags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 FOREST-PORN ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE CIGERETTES. YES I SMELLED IT. WE'D MAKE DIRT TRACKS AND JUMPS FOR OUR BIKES, USUALLY A JUMP WOULD HAVE A HOLE DUG OUT WITH STICKS STICKING UP TO JUMP OVER. THEN THE USUAL FORTS MADE FROM RANDOM WOOD, AND THE HIDDEN PORN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 found a poster with all of these different looking vaginas on it once. it was like the united colors of benniton, but of vaginas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 when i was a youngin in high school forced to do community service at Goodwill, some weirdo thought that was an acceptable place to donate a LARGE box of porno vhs and mags. me and a couple of the other criminals stashed half of it behind a dumpster that was in the back of a CICI's pizza that was next door. those son of a bitches found our stash and jacked our stolen stash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i used to find porn stashed by the creek back in the day. also, once when i was picking up trash on the side of the highway for weekend work program, i found a 50 and older mag and a purple double headed vibrator. oh, and a bunch of rigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Once when I was a youngin my mum took me to the library. Stashed in amongst the Batman cartoons and shit was the first XXX orgy/moneyshots/anal/the works porno I ever saw :) Good times. I think some dude left it there to corrupt lil fucks like me and turn us into seedy fucks. As I look back on it I must say 'Mission accomplished'. I have loved filth ever since that day and still do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Yes i have found pornography in the wilderness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i found a dead bitch in the woods and just fapped to that El oh fucking el It's like that time I found a girl tied to the railroad tracks, untied her, and fucked the shit out of her all night. I don't know if she was pretty or not cause I never found the head... Bah dum tish! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Hahaha i like how you spelled LOL out:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 when i was younger i went to this small lake that had a little island, sure enough it had ripped out pages of porno everywhere. also i came upon a purple dildo tied to a rope hanging over a bridge at a local yard spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted September 15, 2010 Author Share Posted September 15, 2010 mannn back then as a kid we had to look and search for our porn it felt like an accomplishment, now these punk ass kids have it easy gettin it with 2 clicks via google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iwrite24 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 justin beiber might have left some of the gay guy porn magazines laying in the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 forest porn. You must have found a dead one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimetime Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 yea found some in the cutless back in the day. then i used it. i miss the pre-internet days. it was like finding solid gold bars in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 shit was magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 another experience kinda like finding porn in the woods was when one day in grade school we had to dress up for some reason, so every little kid was wearing a huge ties that they borrowed from their fathers. One kid discovered a pin-up girl on the inside of his tie, and immediate became the coolest kid in the class. This thread helped me remember to try and find some of those ties: http://www.missfeeneys.com/ties.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanfullofretards Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 WHAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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