Did you ever find porn in the woods?

[volcom8811]

haha in the woods by my house had old bmx jumps and a pit full of old mags.good times

[bromaster5000]

mexico too found hella porn once when i was twelve

[Bojangles]

I found a tickling fetish porn mag on a rooftop once.

[Feed Yer Ego]

i found a dead bitch in the woods and just fapped to that

[Feed Yer Ego]

this reminded me of that vid where dude and this chick shoot this bear and then proceed to have sex on top of it.. so yeah, porn in the woods..

 

you lost a tictac for making me remember that video

[itsallafarce]

yeah that video is on some other shit. i've found teh pronz in some parks back in the day. my friends and i found a pretty good stack in the woods across the street from my house once. we were carrying a couch back there it was gonna be our kick it spot to chill out and smoke and drink and shit. woods pr0nz for teh wins

[MedicineCabinet]

[Enmity]

i found a 4hr long vhs porno stuffed into a bush in an alley when i was 14. now that i think about it .. it was a pretty good video :D

 

answer : bush porn .. yes

[~KRYLON2~]

woods porn always is the nastiest shit ever, aids infested nasty.

[toluene_causes_tumors]

i've found watersports magazines in the woods before.

[CancerDancer]

fetus fuckin mags

[IRON CHEF]

FOREST-PORN ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE CIGERETTES.

YES I SMELLED IT.

 

WE'D MAKE DIRT TRACKS AND JUMPS FOR OUR BIKES,

USUALLY A JUMP WOULD HAVE A HOLE DUG OUT WITH STICKS STICKING UP TO JUMP OVER.

THEN THE USUAL FORTS MADE FROM RANDOM WOOD, AND THE HIDDEN PORN.

[belmonts]

found a poster with all of these different looking vaginas on it once.

it was like the united colors of benniton, but of vaginas.

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

when i was a youngin in high school forced to do community service at Goodwill, some weirdo thought that was an acceptable place to donate a LARGE box of porno vhs and mags.

 

me and a couple of the other criminals stashed half of it behind a dumpster that was in the back of a CICI's pizza that was next door.

 

those son of a bitches found our stash and jacked our stolen stash!

[Pedro dePaca]

i used to find porn stashed by the creek back in the day.

 

also, once when i was picking up trash on the side of the highway for weekend work program, i found a 50 and older mag and a purple double headed vibrator. oh, and a bunch of rigs.

[MyWay]

Once when I was a youngin my mum took me to the library.

Stashed in amongst the Batman cartoons and shit was the first XXX orgy/moneyshots/anal/the works porno I ever saw :) Good times. I think some dude left it there to corrupt lil fucks like me and turn us into seedy fucks. As I look back on it I must say 'Mission accomplished'. I have loved filth ever since that day and still do

[andyoner]

Yes i have found pornography in the wilderness.

[mdot]

i found a dead bitch in the woods and just fapped to that

 

El oh fucking el

 

It's like that time I found a girl tied to the railroad tracks, untied her, and fucked the shit out of her all night. I don't know if she was pretty or not cause I never found the head...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bah dum tish!

[andyoner]

Hahaha i like how you spelled LOL out:lol: :lol:

[arab]

when i was younger i went to this small lake that had a little island, sure enough it had ripped out pages of porno everywhere.

 

also i came upon a purple dildo tied to a rope hanging over a bridge at a local yard spot.

[boost™]

mannn back then as a kid we had to look and search for our porn it felt like an accomplishment, now these punk ass kids have it easy gettin it with 2 clicks via google

[boost™]

double post

[iwrite24]

justin beiber might have left some of the gay guy porn magazines laying in the woods

[abcs]

forest porn. You must have found a dead one

[crimetime]

yea found some in the cutless back in the day. then i used it. i miss the pre-internet days. it was like finding solid gold bars in the woods.

[GEEB]

shit was magical.

[person]

another experience kinda like finding porn in the woods was when one day in grade school we had to dress up for some reason, so every little kid was wearing a huge ties that they borrowed from their fathers. One kid discovered a pin-up girl on the inside of his tie, and immediate became the coolest kid in the class.

 

This thread helped me remember to try and find some of those ties:

http://www.missfeeneys.com/ties.html

[Getoe]

[vanfullofretards]

WHAT!

[injury]

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