pornbooth Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'm personally into searching for cougars and free basing. The total dream cougar for me would be a brawd who looks exactly like Polly Walker who smokes coke. Another thing is I totally wanna buy a hooker for an hour or so, I'm kinda scared cause I never done one of them before but I feel I really, really need one of them. Although I hear if I find some wizard in some creepy middle of nowhere town he would hook me up with something that will make me not give a fuck, some courage type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 funny, i was literally just saying the exact same thing in crossfire. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7524331#post7524331 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 yeah wizards are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 That was deep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 OP, the other night when me, my girl and your queen were at your house....we all thought it was pretty weird that you took a shit with the door wide open. Also, you still owe me $10.00 for.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Did I shit on your floor dude? If I did my bad I am totally sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBhic4fzuYk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 cold summer, cold hooker, cool hundred, new coke smoke, kewl 20'z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 funny, i was literally just saying the exact same thing in crossfire. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7524331#post7524331 stop smoking those shards man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 funny, i was literally just saying the exact same thing in crossfire. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7524331#post7524331 you sound like family guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I like what's going on in here. I'll be back to check on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pistol Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 i think they call dudes that frequent hookers ugh i mean escorts hobbyists or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spring Break '92 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 It would be fucked up if your first hooker was a lady cop setting up a sting. That's kind of like the cord breaking on your first bungee jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 you sound like a fucking graffiti writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 funny, i was literally just saying the exact same thing in crossfire. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7524331#post7524331 i think i was the only person who got the hidden meaning of this message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 pornbooth is the fuckin man. niggers know. handsome fella too! bang bang portland drunkard gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansome B. Wonderful Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 No time for hobby's all my free time is spent masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanxxx_one Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 you know what would be wierd..... do a line of coke while fucking a peanut butter can ... then jump in the shower with shoes on... even if i was wearing jordan''s id still feel a bit awkward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 GET OUTTA HERE TANXXX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 i collect drugs. I hear about some good rolls. I grip up some. I hear about some K... i grip up as much as i can. Oxymorphone, oxycodone, hydromorphone, xanax prometh xanax. Whenever i got a line of some shit i add it to my collection. Same with shrooms and coke. Even if i dont plan to use the shit for a while. i like to know i got it for when im ready to check out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You Can't Win Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 its hella gay how you guys have all these images just ready to use like that. real homo. This dude sounds like my kind of a scum. Besides the being scared of getting a prostitute. But cocaine does cause paranoia. The Lusty Lady in seattle is closed down. But the SF one might still be open i havent been there recently. The thing to do is smoke crack in the live dancer booth, pornbooth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HUSK Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 CRACK PEOPL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 I was standing next to a hooker today and she looked pretty good to. I was totally gonna spit some game and shit but I realized I only had about 10 bones in my wallet I could spend, then I got scared and walked away really fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'm personally into searching for cougars and free basing. The total dream cougar for me would be a brawd who looks exactly like Polly Walker who smokes coke. Another thing is I totally wanna buy a hooker for an hour or so, I'm kinda scared cause I never done one of them before but I feel I really, really need one of them. Although I hear if I find some wizard in some creepy middle of nowhere town he would hook me up with something that will make me not give a fuck, some courage type shit. i can't believe i didn't click on this thread. has potential so i was in screwston over the holiday and my cousins knew this stripper bitch, 18 yrs old puerto rican/mexican, she told me they fuck in the VIP for $250. hope that helps edit: no, i didnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 The thing to do is smoke crack in the live dancer booth, pornbooth. Word up! Strip clubs in portland are a lot different than most places, totally naked sluttyness everywhere and the strippers will pull you in some crazy hidden backroom to smoke your rock with you. Portland strippers...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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