Toiletseat Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 how do you wipe your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 With your mother's wig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 with the shroud or turin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 This is serious business. I fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 folding ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I switch it up sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I fold baby wipes.No dingleberries oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 toilet paper, then some baby wipes at the end for extra clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 i use a cloth woven with angel hair. 1200 hair count. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 boogie hands 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonmyD Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I fold baby wipes.No dingleberries oner. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 i use the tissues in the garbage can that are mostly filled with snot or cum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 FOOOOLD IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 If the tp is quality it's getting folded. Otherwise it doesn't matter, either/or. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 $100 bills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 sea shells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 FOLDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 sea shells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Your style is second hand its salvation army fam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I stopped eating in 1995. Not applicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 why would you clot it? id imagine it wouldn't wipe as much surface area as folding it would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatdance Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Cut and Stack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I SPEND ENOUGH ON WET ONES I SHOULD BUY A BIDET BUT THAT SHITS KINDA HOMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 How is a bidet homo? It's not like it's another man spitting into your asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 DUDE! Best fucking toilet I EVER used was in Tokyo and the seat was heated and the it had like 15 buttons on the side that did various things like spray your ass off and dry it with warm air. One button even talked to you, but it was in Japanese, so it might have been a soothing voice telling me my shit's consistency was concerning and I should lay off the booze, but it was sexy. If you think bidet's are gay, you're obviously a corny redneck or a wigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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