john_gacy Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 eagle claw seems so manly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Speaking of bottles, there was a fight that broke out on new years this year and some bitch punched me for hitting one of her people or something, so when everything was getting broken up I hummed a glass bottle at her head. That's just the kinda shit that happens when you're wearing a "project badass" shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 dopest shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 blacking out in anger is one of the most satisfying experiences ever. i got doored by some faggot in the financial district, which isn't too shocking of an experience if you ride your bike in the city, but the driver was pointing and laughing. insta rage-blackout. smashed out every window in their nice benz SUV with my U-lock while the hyena sat in the drivers seat about to cry. ha fuckin` ha. fucking nice. i would say it is generally a gross miscalculation to laugh when you car door someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 my boy just got stabbed 3 times getting into a fight at some house party. Got shanked in the lung by some black kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 shoulda' used the claw, its public domain son. no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 bumped fortinychat fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 But a wigger faggot you are :lol: Your screen name is based off some gamer nerd D&D type shit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 When you read this back to yourself, ask yourself, "am I lying?" Firemen. Fat Firemen. Fat firemen jumping. Fat firemen jumping off a firetruck trying to tackle a cyclist. Unless you live in the post-zombie-apocalyptic future and these are fat zombie firemen, you're lying. Most firemen I've ever seen are 40ish year old dudes with beer guts. I also somewhat know a fireman through a circle of friends. He's also pushing 40 and has a beer gut. You are a Caucasian who claims to be Asian. Who are you calling a liar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Strengthen that claw, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 eagle claw br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Claw JR. or The Son of Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 midget eagle claws make the best can openers. mount that fool with a few 3" screws under yer kitchen cabinet and yer good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 hahahahahah can opener/baby deterrent/eagle claw cabinet defense system.. *patent pending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 What the fuck are robster craws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Most firemen I've ever seen are 40ish year old dudes with beer guts. I also somewhat know a fireman through a circle of friends. He's also pushing 40 and has a beer gut. You are a Caucasian who claims to be Asian. Who are you calling a liar? Your screen name is based off some gamer nerd D&D type shit. This is, without a doubt, DAO. You heard it here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 You wouldn't be the first to make that accusation/assumption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Damn, well you heard it here second! Or third or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 DAO was apparently posting under the new handle of 'DAO' in the skateboard thread earlier today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 TPWF I'm still going to get a cheesesteak with an amoro roll if I ever visit Philly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 DAOFF THE RADAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 eagle craw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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