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Teddy Pendergrass dead in Pa. at 59

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Many of my great female dick-down sessions have taken place to this mans great love making music, RIP Teddy P, I'll continue to shut-em down and open up lips in your memory! He was only 59 too, damn! :(

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I SAW TEDDY SING THE ANTHEM AT A SIXERS GAME ONCE, MAD SOUL, GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS N CHILLS... HE WAS A TRUE SOUL BROTHER, THE LAST OF A DYING BREED.

RIP MY MAN.

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Teddy Pendergrass sings the National Anthem before the game between the Washington Wizards and the Philadelphia 76ers at First Union Center on April 16, 2003 in Philadelphia.

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whaaaaattt...?????

daaamn yo that fucking sucks..

i still got like 3 records of this nigga

one of my favorite old school singers hands down...

 

 

R.I.P TEDDY PENDERGRASS

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Teddy Pendergrass sings the National Anthem before the game between the Washington Wizards and the Philadelphia 76ers at First Union Center on April 16, 2003 in Philadelphia.

 

WAS HE IN A WHEEL CHAIR HERE?

 

RIP TO A TRUE SINGER

 

sorry for teh caps

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fuck. now i'm gonna have T-Pain's "voice" saying "Teddy Benderass DOOOOOOOOOOWN" in my head all day

 

*fixed

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This thread needs more music for the young bucks who might not know his music. Teddy Pendergrass is one of the Godfathers of baby making music.

 

This gets them off the couch and to the bed:

 

This starts the dry humping and heavy petting:

Come Go With Me - Teddy Pendergrass

 

This gets everyone on the naked level:

Teddy Pendergrass - SOMEBODY TOLD ME

 

This is where the slow love making melts the two bodies together without lubes or funky oils:

teddy pendergrass-ALL I NEED IS YOU

 

Ok, now it's time to pick up the pace. The hallmark moment is over and you need to get them hips grinding.

Take Me In Your Arms- Teddy Pendergrass & Stephanie Mills

 

And the finish:

 

 

 

Use this mix and you will have a baby or two. It's a guarantee.

 

If you do use this mix and panic at the end of the last song, no worries, I've got you covered. Just play this song within 5 minutes of ejaculation.

 

Sperm Disabler

 

Just make sure you place the stereo speaker between the female's legs, and pushed against her vagina. The volume must be at at least 9. Play it for the whole duration of the song and it should confuse the sperm into charging backwards, exiting the vagina like lemmings.

 

Safe sex kids, don't forget.

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...first Jay Retard and now Teddy? My bad...

 

See... that could have been funny if you'd done it the other way...

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Ok, whats really fucked up is that this thread only has 1 page, and dumbass jay reatard has 6...

 

 

fucking priorities

 

 

RIP TEDDY

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