gasfacevictm Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 i just got lucky with a hot tattooed girl with big titties that likes blunts and acid just as much if not more than me. FUCK YOU I'M HATING! I never find girls who like acid. It would make finding acid a lot easier for me as well as make my weenis hard over a hot girl to trip with. I should negaprop you just to be a full on haterified hater. Good work. :scrambled: :scrambled: :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 I know a girl who is smoking hot who is into her hallucinogens. Shame she is in the USa at the moment though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 we should all simultaneously watch the Notebook online together!!! Oh that movie always makes me cry. :jpotato: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Bojangles has just given me renewed hope about a situation I have been in for a while now. 20 years though..damn. Good luck to you man. Hope everything works out for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 so do we get updates on this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 She touched it in miami---- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 bump- post her tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 She touched it in ohio---- Get it get it Bojangles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 Tomorrow's the day fellas. Updates to come. P.S. Good advice Poesia about the "2 rebounds don't make a right". Been thinking about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 And remember to open the car door for her first. If she doesn't reach over and unlock your door before you get there, you stab her. Right in the throat. Nobody ever listens to the solid advice I give around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 so.................. how'd it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 did you fuck her bro?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 And if you did, did she cry after? I hate when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 thanks to whoever banned b.hussein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Don't do it bro. Mixed girls cant be trusted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 And if you did, did she cry after? I hate when that happens. what?! thats like the medal of honor son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 some how i see this rapidly developing into one of those brother sister type relationships. They kinda like the I like you as a friend relationship but worse. Eventually you will go mad feeling like a incest scumfuck for wanting to smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Well, We went out. Did the lunch thing and she talked her work NON-STOP for like a half an hour. I let her run wild for that time until I started fading out. (I think she was nervous.) Then I started clowning her job and that opened up new paths of conversation. She works in a hospital and I'm funny as shit, so it worked out well. We both bitched about our significant others, then she complained how she hasn't had good sex in over a year. YES. I kept looking to make a big move on it but neither of us could go back to the other's house. (Because of residual ex-spouses) Then we went to our mutual dude's house, who is a loose tongue and dampened the evening for a few hours by talking in great detail about her brother on his death bed. I took her home and dropped her off and we're gonna' meet up again next weekend. Fail completely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Pretty fail, because some how i see this rapidly developing into one of those brother sister type relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Bojangles u failed nigga..when that bitch started talking about sex u shoulda whipped ur dick out and boned her.. In the restuarant in front of everybody..that's what she wanted u to do. Don't even wear pants next time u take her out..assless chaps in ANYTHING... And this thread is soft as hell too bro..I always thought of u as the pimp of 12oz..or a womanizer/ladies man/white pimp.. But u on some 'earl broclo' shit... This shit is mad 'earl broclo' homie. Tsk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 uhhh just take it reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll slow. especially since you both live with your exes. post pics bruh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 yeah both of u living with exes is a big fail, ur both probably just finding excuses for necessary distraction- u might smash but maybe thats all she (u) r after... good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Southside...Black people. Chupa...Lolz. 50 Mil...good advice. XoXoX...I'm moving in Feb. Already got my new place on lock. She's moving out same month. Honestly, I don't think it will develop into anything serious after our "date". She's probably like 98% of women who want to move to the 'burbs and breed. I need a bad ass rock n' roll bitch who just kicked a heroin habit that wants to rob gas stations and write on shit. (Maybe Southside Google Gangster is right...for a black guy.) Also...Jack Daniel's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 P.S. drunk bump. Don't make me sticky it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 tripping over a girl is the worst. i couldn't imagine the success and anxiety 20 years later. props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 dont ruin it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 what?! thats like the medal of honor son! I personally don't like finishing and dealing with a sobbing woman. It's happened to me 3 times. Each time I sat there with a "Oh no she had one of THOSE uncles" thought in my head. Not really my thing. On the other hand, I love it when a girl starts laughing hysterically due to an orgasm. I've done that plenty of times and it's always after intense oral sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I took her home and dropped her off and we're gonna' meet up again next weekend. Fail completely? Doesn't sound like a fail. Make her laugh again, but my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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