.hopeless. Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 this hand was made for giants.and i am not one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8_Nola Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I met Dana when I was 13. We met under uncommon circumstances as her, her brother and I (along with our mothers) all first met in a homeless shelter for battered women. She introduced me to her brother who was my age (she was like 3-4 years younger) and he and I became best friends and have been ever since. We all ended up growing up together, and I made a few moves on her in our teens but back then, she was caught up in the street mentality and I ended up watching her date the more thugged out dudes of the 'hood. Eventually, The three of us (Her brother, her and I.) were even room mates, but at that point, I was a drugged-out loser and she wanted no part of that. Years went by and both of us sailed through pointless relationships and every once in awhile, would drop hints to each other, but the timing was never right. As of a week and a half ago...We both broke up with our significant others on the same day. We've been talking on and off since about our situations, and they're both the same. We both have just never have been happy with who we've been with (And hinted at, that we've both thought about each other a lot of the time during.) Finally, I made the move and my mom got scared and said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell u later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there so I can sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 this hand was made for giants.and i am not one of them. what are you 5'2" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i assume it has to do with the size of my screen.its a pretty big screen so that might be it but this thing is like 11 inches from the tip of the pinky to the tip of the thumb..so yeah its huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 may the spirit of the autobots be with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Be careful, son. Building yourself up for great expectations can make way for even greater disappointments. Not to shit on your situation or nothingg, I just hope it all works out for youu the way you foresee it. And yeahh, what Veritably Clean said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 tease is a moderator now? this is ch.0 man, pics? congrats! tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good job, you are in the process of living the plot of "Definitely, Maybe". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbin_Mobster Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 best wishes my Dyno loving homie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 congrats dude this will never happen for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 im not reading any of the comments but i will tell you that you should put it in her butt. For me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm happy for you man, I'm a sucker for a good love story, no homo. What the fuck happeend with you and your girl though? Weren't you basically daddy to ehr kids and all that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT 500 DAYS OF SUMMER HAD ONE OF THE GAYEST LOVE STORIES OF ALL TIME 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 if yall been knowing eachother for years,its should be a no pressure type deal.If you wanna break the ice play her this video http://www.flickr.com/photos/23709813@N02/4265609792/in/set-72157604162165212/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I hope it works out for you man, just be careful, as if it is too good to be true, then it usually is. But this sounds just like my friend and his wife, but his timeframe was half what yours was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 By the power of Zeus' beard, I hope you jerk off BEFORE your date, so as to not come off doing things you would only do to get some ass. Plus you'll apear like your not so into her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 This chick rules by the way. She's smart as shit. Hot as hell by my standards (Half black and half white...banging body) Funny Into the same shit I am Probably could actually keep my attention and make me stop binge drinking. I'm sorry...I'm geeking. Share love stories or whatever, sounds hella promising.. also seems like you've known her long enough to know she's not crazy... the way you described her, she sounds alot like my ex, cept my ex turned out to be legally insain i later found out.... ok, not really, but she was crazier than any chica to date for sure..... bonus pic of said chic: ok, now to go back an read the rest of this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 congrats, dude. things like that always feel great and give you a huge boost in whatever you're doing. like limp dick pills but for life instead of a broke'd dong. i just got lucky with a hot tattooed girl with big titties that likes blunts and acid just as much if not more than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I love how this thread turned into everyone telling Bojangles how to date. Just buy my new album. You'll be all set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Oh --and never play Anal Cunt in the car on a first date. Trust me, it doesn't help any situation. WRONG. i actually played picnic of love when i first met the girl i'm kinda sorta with while we were on an icebreaker blunt-ride, and she damn near pissed herself. however, anything besides that might not work. except hitler was a sensitive man. that song done gets all the women soaked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Yeah, but you're "kinda sorta" with this chick. If you didn't play Anal Cunt, and instead you played some Teddy P (R.I.P), you'd be engaged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 yayyy i am so happy for you love rules! eeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 put it in her ear then post pics or your a pussy faggot. rules are rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 bojangles, im stoked for you bruh. in related news im back to hooking up with seventeen year olds. shyyeeeaaaaaaa :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 jailbait ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 i met my current girl about ten years ago. i lived on the street and did a lot of drugs. her parents let me stay at the house for like two weeks. we hooked up a few times and i took off to do some travelling. i caught up with her about a year ago. we'd both recently moved back to the area where we'd first met, after living in different states for years. we've been together pretty much ever since. bottom line, she rules and i'll probably wife her. hope yours goes as well bojangles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 <====== bitter womanizer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 bojangles, im stoked for you bruh. in related news im back to hooking up with seventeen year olds. shyyeeeaaaaaaa :D welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 we should all simultaneously watch the Notebook online together!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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