lord_casek Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 A person is prone to doing crazy things while waiting for the Arrested Development movie to get off the ground. (I know from experience: My life-sized, paper-mâché Annyong is almost finished!) Take David Cross, for example, who has busied himself during the film’s lengthy development process by…well…how do we put this? Well, the first thing Cross has done, which sounds awfully draining, is to continue cultivating a friendship with Vice Magazine founder and tedious ur-hipster Gavin McInnes. Five years ago, the two men made a trip to the DEA museum, where McInnes did a bump of coke and challenged Cross to “top that.” And top that he did! The comedian, brought by actress girlfriend Amber Tamblyn to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, decided to do his own bump in full view of various high-profile politicians — and a mere fifty or so feet from President Obama, to boot. David Cross is never going to stop embarrassing Russ Tamblyn. I MADE DAVID CROSS DO COCAINE WITH OBAMA! Five years ago, I did a bump at the DEA Museum. The museum is gone now and was really just a way for municipal bureaucrats to milk more 9-11 money out of the federal government. The whole point of the place was, “If you buy drugs, you support terrorism.” They had bales of fake marijuana next to gigantic photos of the planes hitting the WTC. This annoyed me so I decided to do a bump to punish them. There were cops on every floor but I managed to get a quick toot up my nose. David Cross was with me at the time and I smiled with powder falling off my nasal peach fuzz and said, “Top that.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 AWESOME. PURE AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I need a bump now. Time to get dressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKING THE MOVIE?! FUCK YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 DAVID CROSS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN! I have to figure out a way to top this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 thats hilarious:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 golf clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 David Cross is a hipster now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 All hipsters are David Crosses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 24, 2009 Author Share Posted October 24, 2009 All hipsters are David Crosses. Just as all bunnies are tiny Asians in furry costumes waiting to strike at the Western Devil. Common knowledge. /no sharkwolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I don't find David Cross funny at all but I gotta give em props for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 RADASS BRO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I bet all those other douches at the table were mad jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 i love junkies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 i bet he wasnt the only one on coke at that reception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 David Cross can be funny, I bet in person hes a lot funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 http://www.legit.dk/index.php?id=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 He napped doing rails in front of politicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I think I might have a little more respect for Gavin McInnes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I was there when this happened. It was x-mas at the white house for children. I think this was around '84. Weird, i remember getting those mr. T figures. My neighbor was jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 FUCK YEAH! I heard that shit on gawker but I didnt know it was a Cross-McInes one upmanship game or anything. And for anyone that hasnt heard his standup stuff try and listen to "redneck fight" or his bit about morning radio DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 did you do a bump while you were there? @CLICK-CLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I smoked weed on top of the New York Stock exchange a couple of times, couldn't imagine doing a bump at the table in the whitehouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 And for anyone that hasnt heard his standup stuff try and listen to "redneck fight" or his bit about morning radio DJs Redneck Voice/Redneck Fight: Morning DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 hahahaha WTF is this shit?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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