cheesedick Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 fuck her....in the butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 mmmm..buthole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 if you have medical insurance and you hurt yourself and the word "car" can be in the description of said injury omit the word car and make up another way, preferably in your dwelling, that you hurt yourself. doesn't matter if you slam your finger in your door, kick the piece of shit and break your toe, or trip over a tire you removed...... you will have to bill your car insurance and it is a pain in the ass. at least this advise is helpful for oregon residents, rules may be different else where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 tip #876788 don't be a lemming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jukka Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Quit drinkin and driving. Make a friend drive, obviously not your ride. This has been my biggest problem lately. On a related note, for the drinker on the go put a tall can into a big gulp cup, or whatever brand cup from a gas station, half filled with ice. Keeps can cold and hidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 mmmm..buthole wahts the hype abouts the butthole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILTER.BFG Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 dont trust a big butt and a smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 dont talk shit to old people with beards if youre on a bus in SF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 EAT MOAR PILLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 tip #876788 don't be a lemming :confused::confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I agree, or any marsupial for that matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizle Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 dont talk shit to old people with beards if youre on a bus in SF :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 variety is the spice of life: dont get stuck in a rut, it will make you a dull, angry, and boring person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 invest in gold. the price will go up, because the government is secretly buying it all up to build a space station to live on for 400 years until we colonize a distant planet... oh, because our planet will be destroyed by a radiation from the sun. invest in sunblock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 AQUIRE SUNBLOCK DISREGUARD CURRENCY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Self check out at the grocery store ... pay for 2 things and walk out with 10 ... read between the lines Fuck yeah! I'm forever ringing up expensive ass mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes, etc as parsley. 46 cents for a 1 pound bag of portabello is the way to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 someone just threw a cinder block in my windshield while i was smashing broad in car... last week someone broke my window and jacked my subs... moral of story dont park on the street haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchy and Scratchy Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Always wipe your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastHastings Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 always go for the dad, THEN the mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staby Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Never be obsessed with a partner/girl/lady/lover When it's time to leave make sure she knows it. The make up sex will be worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Always wipe your ass. correlation with your name?:D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OarsoneSBOS Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Save your change. shit adds up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 if you smash on first day....not a keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Make sure it has a pussy before anything sexual happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 if you have worn the same socks for a week...flip'em inside out.... bam!! you just bought your self 5 more days!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆDNS509 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 i wish i was wise and had lots to contribute to this WONDERFUL thread! -Drink lots of water everyday -Stretch your body everyday -Running on grass/terrain is much better for you than asphalt/cement -Don't stress on anything, its not healthy. Always think positive and optimistic. -If someone calls you on a private number and talks shit, tell them theyre a silly bitch for calling on a private number for starters, then tell them the cross streets where you are (not your address(if you want) and say that your ready to throw-down right now and see if they still have shit to say... most times they wont know what to say, and you will feel better that you manned up instead of arguing on the phone.. doesn't really apply to all situations but it does for silly bitches too scared to call on their own phones.. random but sound i think so.. for some instances... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kekeke88 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 wash your face first THEN wash your nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 If you are pursuing engineering start using a HP RPN calculator. Even if you are not, Reverse Polish Notation is the best thing to happen to calculators. Unless you are on the street, which is of course the natural habitat for such things, keep your forty in the fridge and drink out of a glass to preserve flavor. Hand cleaner with lanolin is the best for getting paint off your skin. Yield to the right at unmarked four way intersections, yield to traffic coming down hill on hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILTER.BFG Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 dont get a handjob from a tranny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 make a thread about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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