theprotester Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 if you didn't... fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Your bitches need to be fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 someone try this & see if it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewGirl Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 People that throw parties and then tell you that you have to wear one specific color to their party are fucking douch bags to the highest degree! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Recommended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 People that throw parties and then tell you that you have to wear one specific color to their party are fucking douch bags to the highest degree! the fact that you know these kind of people and they are willing to invite you thus meaning that you're on a friendly level with them and thus that means you are the douche. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 dildos just wanna penetrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 if you don't like the theme of the party.. don't go or throw your own party .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewGirl Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 the fact that you know these kind of people and they are willing to invite you thus meaning that you're on a friendly level with them and thus that means you are the douche. Or that would be called family, thus you must pretend to be friendly to keep the peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Or that would be called family, thus you must pretend to be friendly to keep the peace. the apple does not fall far from the tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewGirl Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 the apple does not fall far from the tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 if you get a feeling to do something, do it and then its done and then you can say you didd it and i heklped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Sage drunken afternoon advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 if you get a feeling to do something, do it and then its done and then you can say you didd it and i heklped just like the unabomber, anders breivik and manson i'm sure they feel pretty good right now yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 if you're going somewhere for a few days, don't assume it's going to be nice, even in the middle of summer. pack a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt. You'll most likely need em at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yomommasaho Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 is that a bowl? gotta get that orange cleaner, that shit is the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 daily energy drink and/or coffee = $5 a day x 30 = $150 a month botttle of 100 caffeine pills = $5 (one pill is equivalent to 2-3 cups of coffee) One bottle will last you about 3 months (assuming you'll only take one a day)= you save $445 every 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 orange citrus cleaner or degreaser will clean out your skateboard wheel bearings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The poop will wash off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Cut a apple, place it inside a maturing pineapple plant Wrap it as best you can Wait for science to occur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 what happens? if you're about to go out in heat, drink a ton of water first, then fill your water bottle for the road instead of getting thirsty in 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 daily energy drink and/or coffee = $5 a day x 30 = $150 a month botttle of 100 caffeine pills = $5 (one pill is equivalent to 2-3 cups of coffee) One bottle will last you about 3 months (assuming you'll only take one a day)= you save $445 every 3 months. i dunno man. if youre brewing your own coffee, thats def not even close to $5, prolly more like $.50 a cup, if that, and even DD is only $2 a cup, but i feel you, the pills will probably save you more money, i dont think its huge savings tho im bouta buy those pills for working out tho, my boy said theyre the key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 i dunno man. if youre brewing your own coffee, thats def not even close to $5, prolly more like $.50 a cup, if that, and even DD is only $2 a cup, but i feel you, the pills will probably save you more money, i dont think its huge savings tho im bouta buy those pills for working out tho, my boy said theyre the key That's true, if you're brewing your own it's a lot cheaper. But if you're not, $2 cup in the morning, $3 red bull in the afternoon... Shit adds up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Horoscopes are bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Never stick your dick in crazy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 If your girl struggles to DT, get her to angle the peen so she can still breathe through her nose and that should cut down most of the gag reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwel Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 When you marry the girl, you marry the family.... Make sure your lady is worth it. /askmehowiknow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 this list is so goddamn spot on, i'ma post it in here too (also in Dear___ thread) i think i like the last 3 the most guidelines for living from the Dalai Lama Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others Responsibility for all your actions. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Spend some time alone every day. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality. Be gentle with the earth. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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