morton Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 That is pretty dedicated, may be a bridge to far for me though. Tweezing a couple wild ones is one thing, waxing is intimidating to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Wax your butt hole while you’re at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 Cheap flights right now with the pandemic and all, I just booked for Puerto Rico next year RT from the american midwest for 300, with no fee flight change if I want it. Keep a dedicated set of toiletries for travel instead of building a set everytime, cuts down on items left behind and reduces packing time. Packing cubes are pretty swell, the garment sleeve for hanging clothes is another new feature of luggage that I really appreciate, when teamed up with some velvet hangers it makes unpacking a breeze. I let my inner Seattleite shine and bring a packable/reusable cloth bag when I travel, comes in handy and I after not using disposable plastic bags for so long I find em kind of a bummer now unless I need one for something which is rare and can be planned for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 You can save water by taking shits in other people's yards at night. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 How does the time of day matter? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, morton said: How does the time of day matter? Probably less likely to be spotted/identified at night time. Just a guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Partially unroll the little wax paper cups to hole more ketchup 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Knot two ends of usb or extension cord to keep them from unplugging 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Wrap cords around themselves to keep from unspooling when unused 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 ^^ @KILZ FILLZ- I have a special technique for wrapping cables up as I've been doing it for many years at work off and on. I'd be happy to share if you want to see how I do it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 @Dirty_habiT would appreciate as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Fold your cable in half. Wrap it around 2-4 fingers depending on length of cable. I use 4 fingers if it's a 20' long ethernet cable. Put the looped end through about 2-3 times. Secure the loose end with the looped end by putting them through the loop. I have boxes full of cables I wrapped this way when I started my new job because one of my first tasks was to clean up the lab at my job. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 That’s a much better method! @Dirty_habiT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 @Dirty_habiTlol. I like that sticker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 The other one says no step on snek. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Texans sure do love Texas. Thanks for the tips DHabz 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 ^^ I didn't realize the value in being a redneck until I got a bit older. @CALIgula@KILZ FILLZI used to be a city boi like everyone else in Austin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said: ^^ I didn't realize the value in being a redneck until I got a bit older. @CALIgula@KILZ FILLZI used to be a city boi like everyone else in Austin. This shit right here hanging out with a bunch of farm boys and rednecks taught me I can use pantyhose or heavy duty zip ties as temporary belts on an engine in case of emergency. I also know a guy that cooks on his engine during long road trips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, mn1_fuckos said: This shit right here hanging out with a bunch of farm boys and rednecks taught me I can use pantyhose or heavy duty zip ties as temporary belts on an engine in case of emergency. I also know a guy that cooks on his engine during long road trips When we go camping, I warm my breakfast tacos that I pre-made at home wrapped in foil..... on my exhaust manifold after driving. Shit works fantastically like an oven. Heat is energy, don't waste it on the atmosphere, warm you food!! I learned that from some guys that were driving a Porsche 944 one year camping on Pike's Peak for the Hill Climb Rally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 Salmon wrapped in foil and cooked in asphalt is the most extreme variant I have seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Men: If you have to pee in the middle of the night but want to make minimum noise, pee in the sink. Wash hands for 20 seconds, than rinse hands while rinsing out your left over pee. Women: If you have to pee in the middle of the night but want to make zero noise, pee outside, away from doors and windows. Take two rolls of toilet paper just in case one isn't enough. When done, use lighter to burn the paper that was used to clean your vagina and if left with a roll, it can be used to direct your pee with more accuracy. Use garden hose to clean hands and clorox. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Huh, wha? Listen, if you're a dude who has to pee in the middle of the night and you don't want to make a noise (?) just pee into the carpet and go back to bed, you can blame it on the dog in the morning. Make sure you have a dog before engaging. Also, how loud do people piss? If you're not peeing from a firehose you should be fine. Also, bathrooms at home have doors on them, no? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1. Unless you are peeing on the walls of the toilet bowl, the flush will make lots of noise, especially when it fills up and vibrates the pipes. (YeH wElL, don't flush, close the door, slightly open faucet) - One Man Banned 2. Door hinges don't get lubricated often and door handles are difficult to silent. Doors often lose their original position, causing friction leading up to noise. (So thhhtupid! Doors don't move , just pee everywhere and blame pets.) - One Man Banned 3. Calculating the amount people (Pets thread) that have dogs, not so many. Also, people who rent do not have the option to have pets and the ones that do, pet owners will think twice before peeing in the carpet and lose deposit money. (_________instert counter point________) -One Man Banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Getting the sense you may be more serious about this than I. Truthfully I have 0 fucks to give on the matter because I try to live my bathrom game like a G: Bose Noise Cancelling Crapper Go ahead, lay your meanest, no one's going to hear it. If that's not enough, my bathroom is sound absorbing. Your deepest secrets are safe. This is the life I have chosen, it's not for everybody. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 The last one, hearing your pee leaving your bladder and being shot out 😅 I thought everyone else was doing it this way? @One Man Banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Yo! I'm bout to get those as gifts for some hoes who like sucking dix! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Put one of those in front of your couch. When a lady comes over and says what's that for? You be like, here, let me show ya. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Yo! I'm bout to get those as gifts for some hoes who like sucking dix! Just get a pair of knee pads and spray paint them with rusto gold. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said: Just get a pair of knee pads and spray paint them with rusto gold. Don't want to waste my rusto on that. And this is like the luxury edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: Just get a pair of knee pads and spray paint them with rusto gold. Spray paint the knee pads or the girl? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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