Brick $quad Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 dont break dollar bills, keep your change, and use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 break dollar bills, keep your change, then use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 take a adderall before work not a good idea the average oontzer has a high tolerance for drugs and that adderal will wear off by lunch and they'll be crashing hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 If you cut a hole in the finger of your washing up gloves, don't throw both of them away when you buy a new pair, keep the one that is still intact for when you cut a hole in the other hand of the new pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 why would u cut a hole in ur washing up gloves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Get it caught on a knife or a broken sieve or something. You never washed up before my nigga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Fuck yeah! I'm forever ringing up expensive ass mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes, etc as parsley. 46 cents for a 1 pound bag of portabello is the way to do it. this is mad dope, because produce gets fucking expensive the original idea posted of just not ringing a lot of items up @ the self check-out was retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 do drugs. talk shit. and fuck all day. listen to topr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 If you cut a hole in the finger of your washing up gloves, don't throw both of them away when you buy a new pair, keep the one that is still intact for when you cut a hole in the other hand of the new pair. Stupid but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 beat them with a sock full of oranges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecondsAway Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 this is mad dope, because produce gets fucking expensive the original idea posted of just not ringing a lot of items up @ the self check-out was retarded I used to fill the containers at the Salad Bars with the produce there, then weigh something else lighter under the same code, they never really caught onto it, i guess i just have more money now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 a client came in, who is a used car salesman, telling us that someone came in to try to get financed for a car....because he was way behind on payments on his lexus...about to lose his house and just needed something to get around in before his lexus got re-po'd.They couldnt do anything for the guy..but the manager at the used cardealership said lexus (or pretty much any company trying to re-po a car they cant find) will pay $200 if he calls lexus and tells them where he car is. he called, stalled potential buyer out for a bit, lexus picked up car, paid him $200, and potential buyer left with nothing. he told potential buyer that when they ran his credit, lexus must have located it from there. idk if this is a useful but i found it interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 when your parents ask you to come visit, visit them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I guess never trust a (used) car salesman, then, huh? That kind of karma will get a piano dropped on your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 fuckin oath. thats a huge fuckin dog act. for $200? what the fuck. shitty used car salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 What a scumbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 you guys have pretty much summed him up. like..really...$200? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I used to fill the containers at the Salad Bars with the produce there, then weigh something else lighter under the same code, they never really caught onto it, i guess i just have more money now I did something a little like this a few times. when your at a grocery store, and you buy shit from the deli or hot foods section were they weigh stuff on the digital scale, While at the counter, Stand right in front of the scale and when they put your stuff on there, You discreetly lift the scale with your finger to make whatever your getting weigh less on the scale, And they'll keep adding to it, while the total will still come out mad cheap, And you get way more shit. I did this at fred meyer, I orderd 1lb of jo jo's and got like 5lb's still paying the price of 1lb.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 double knot your laces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 don't bomb down hills while on shrooms, you'll eat shit and break your collar bone. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 ^^^ noted haha dont leave the house without a pack of smokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OarsoneSBOS Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Quit Smoking. Leave the pack there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 nancy boy^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Quit Smoking. Leave the pack there acquire cigs disregard healthy lungs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 [Quit Smoking. Leave the pack there] Ok Doctor. If you think you might get so drunk that your going to fuck the ugly girl and might not strap up, put the rubber on before you get too drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 fuck rubber join hiphop group reach odb status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Don't drink then steal a bunch of shit from 7-11 then jump over a ledge. You will fall through a roof and break your arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 fuck rubber join hiphop group reach odb status that already happened to me..wah wah wahhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 Pledge wood furniture spray does a bang up job of cleaning fake leather. Found that one out the other day got these old couches looking and feeling better than they have in years, took all that sticky grease right off em. Anybody got a line on buying cigarettes online? Price just jumped through the fucking roof here in washington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 i saw a website from norway selling cartons for like $20 plus shipping http://www.cigdot.com/marlboro.php they work. friend order 6 cartons, got em Tuesday. 6 CARTONS $ 101.04 ($ 16.84 per carton) plus shipping came to $126 he said 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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