Waxaddict Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 .. Know those 'Clothing collection' type junk mail things you get through your door, with a bag to put clothes out for charity on a certain day? I get one every few days or so and use them as black bags/bin liners. Haven't had to buy any for years. .. Save your pennies. Many times I've ran out of milk or just been fiending for a bar of chocolate or summut, and I'll check the little penny pot and find just enough for one. .. Stick a house brick or something similar in your toilet cistern. It'll save water and save you a few quid a year. .. Make an effort to talk to your neighbours and be friendly. You never know when you might need them for something, and they're more likely to look out for you and your home if you've got a decent rappor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 .. Save your pennies. Many times I've ran out of milk or just been fiending for a bar of chocolate or summut, and I'll check the little penny pot and find just enough for one. this can be replaced with Racking. spend you're money on things you can't steal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 .. Know those 'Clothing collection' type junk mail things you get through your door, with a bag to put clothes out for charity on a certain day? I get one every few days or so and use them as black bags/bin liners. Haven't had to buy any for years. .. Save your pennies. Many times I've ran out of milk or just been fiending for a bar of chocolate or summut, and I'll check the little penny pot and find just enough for one. .. Stick a house brick or something similar in your toilet cistern. It'll save water and save you a few quid a year. .. Make an effort to talk to your neighbours and be friendly. You never know when you might need them for something, and they're more likely to look out for you and your home if you've got a decent rappor. very true... my neighbours have helped me on more than one occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 carry a picture of a baby in your wallet. it's much more likely to get returned to you if it ever gets lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'm sure this has probably been posted already but - step 1. Wash face step 2. Wash balls step 3. Wash arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 carry a picture of a baby in your wallet. it's much more likely to get returned to you if it ever gets lost. Haha i wish i would've read this three weeks ago.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 i got a baby picture anyways. another bonus is that it helps buying liquor/gettin into bars if you forgot ID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 dont talk so much shit in your cities thread on twelve oz to where people get so mad you get death threats HAHAHAHAHA THISSSSSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 smoke dust. fight cops. lyfe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poisonpixel Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 The cheapest way to get high with home materials is mixing bleach with ammonia and inhaling that shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxaddict Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 The cheapest way to get high with home materials is mixing bleach with ammonia and inhaling that shit. Username is fitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 -learn how to take a compliment. -rubbing baby powder on your skin after the beach, gets the sand off. -text google (466-453) the loction (dialy stocks, weather..etc.) your looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piggy back Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 1) always make a good first impression 2) PAM cooking spray removes spraypaint from your hands 3) always pee after sex 4) don't forget to give sometimes instead of always taking 5) rinse rice before cooking 6) chocolate can cure headaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Never shake hands with someone while you are in the bathroom. Uh... YEAH! In fact, NEVER touch anybody else in the bathroom. (there are exceptions but that's why they are exceptions, DON'T!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeVsCraneStyle Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 An easier way to open a sealed envelope is too hover it above the steam out of your ketle. You can just slide it open with a knife in seconds, read the mail then close it back up over the steam, let it settle in room temp and its like it was never opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeVsCraneStyle Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Also white vinegar is a great cleaning agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 separate your clothes when washing them... it saves hassle later. play video games sometimes, it's great meditation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 i couldnt be fucked finding it but somebody on here said to use aluminium foil to try and get a dead remote to work. Did wonders at home and now my air con is working. If i could be fucked finding you i would have given props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 quoting yall: 3) always pee after sex ---this prevents UTIs...and sometimes Yeastie Boys in girls .. Stick a house brick or something similar in your toilet cistern. It'll save water and save you a few quid a year. use an empty half gallon bottle of milk or juice full of sand or rocks. also helps with the math when trying to figure out how much ur saving tell ur girl shes a sexy bitch and ur glad shes in ur life while shes sleeping. youll get a good stinky breath kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 tell ur girl shes a sexy bitch and ur glad shes in ur life while shes sleeping. youll get a good stinky breath kiss. hahahahahahahha YES:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Never shake hands with someone while you are in the bathroom. did you find this out the hard way? Bob: "Hey that's a mighty fine penis you have there." Neil: "Darn tootin'! Let's shake on it!" lulz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ^^^^ HAHAHA darn tootin' propped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 If you're out of town/abroad and want an affordable, good meal in a touristy area with lots of businesses.... look where the workers go for their lunch, it should be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 If you are in a house where there is someone who is wanted by law enforcement and the phone rings with a unknown caller asking for that person; duck because the house is about to get raided. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ^^ This is a good tip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxtonex Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 always wear your seatbelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Don't be a dummy and combine actually doing things and goofin around i.e. don't drive drunk with a pound in the trunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 don't ever.. EVER touch a cop. technically that's assaulting a police officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 everday life tip: posting the way you are is a sure ticket on a bullet train to bannedland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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