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Re: Hipster in our ranks

 

bitch ass dont you wear like pink shirts and white belts?

plus i dont ride a fixie, i got a bmx

 

 

white belts yes, pink shirts nah brah.

 

bmx cool, fixed uhhh not me.

 

you still get no e-cred with me.

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Re: Hipster in our ranks

 

i fucking hate fixies and the douchebags that ride them for fashionable reasons.

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fixed gear. Is that when you take off your gear shifter?

i got one for free. It sucks. The only way the chain dont fall off

is if i put it on super tight and then its a bitch to peddle

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for real, i remember in like 05 puma was sending out these promotional booklets on how to turn your street bike into a fixed gear - the process involves removing the expensive gear shifting system & brakes and basically mutilating a decent bike. We were like "WTF this is the dumbest shit ever why would you do this"

 

 

a couple years later we realized why - because people are fucking mindless trend followers. Why would you want a bike you cant coast on?!?1 wtf is that about?!?!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I think hating fixed gears has become trendier than riding them now. Think about that for a while.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinda grabs you by the booboo, don't it?

 

Ironically I might end up riding one in the not too distant future if repairing my touring bike ends up not being cost-effective. My friend found one that needs a bar set and tubes, and I can swing that no problem.

 

And if you plan to try and bring the hate, keep something in mind. I was riding the damn things year round in the 90s...way before 99% of you chucklefucks ever saw a track bike or a messenger bag. And 99% of you thought it was cool till you saw some guy outside the club with a funny haircut and pointy shoes on one and for a second you thought "mmmmmmmm, damn, that's some real fly shit" ad got a semi-boner. Now you felt compelled to say "NO NO NO FUCK TRACKBIKES I'M NOT GAY NO HOMO" REALLY FUCKING LOUD JUST SO EVERYONE GOT THE POINT every time the subject came up.

 

Which I think is hilarious and rather revealing.

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