sayWORD? Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 those people in the left lane that go ten under the speed limit and refuse to move over to the right even though theres ample time/room to do so. when my boss expects me to learn something new and my paycheck is not compensated after i learn that shit. a wise man once told me, the more you say you know how to do, the more shit youre expected to do without a raise. those people at the bar who are sitting right in plain view of the draft beer, yet insist on asking the waitress/bartender "what do you have on tap?". the 10% of the time when i walk into a fucking store and need assistance and cant get any versus the 90% of the time i get hassled when im fucking browsing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshat Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 When people pay more attention to their phone than the road when they're driving When the good food spot is cash-only and your bank is nowhere near it When people tail gate me (brake checking folks takes a toll on your pads and rotors) When people generally suck at driving When people don't train their dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 when every woman with a kid in the district is walking along the running path with one of those gigantic prams 3 abreast so you can't get past without slowing down and squeezing between them fucking selfish cunts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backfromthedead99 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 i hate it when i look in my fuckin pocket and only have a few left... i hate it when i have to take a shit and the seat is wet. fucking savages. i smoke camel filters, but i hate it when there's only one left. FUCK. when a chick trys to pull the, "im bleeding card." ha. who cares. red wings baby. i hate it when you run out of diesel. (the legal kind is what i'm referring to) Oh, I really hate this shit. Sharks are never good for your day. or night. I think I hate it when these fuckers begin to stack up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Here is one Doug nails it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 When I try to spit in my garbage can, miss & hit the floor. (nh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I hate it when you have to go to google.com to login. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 when you see someone doing the retard walk from down the hallway and you do it back at them only to find out they really are disabled and you have to apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Reynolds. Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I hate when some stupid bitch is an annoying ass stupid bitch thats stuck up and ugly and cock blocks everyone and mentions rape and how every guys a rapist... <(At parties.).. I hate when I'm driving and some stupid people in another car keep staring with stupid ass faces and are obliviously talking shit too. But most of all I fucking hate when someone puts me one blast and is lying too and everyone around believes em or like when they say "cmon dude stop fucking up" or some shit like that while I'm chillin... I feel like going postal at times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 when the cross car shit talk happens you should mouth the words "what nigga?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 i hate it when my flickr stats says that 79% of my views are from unknown sources and i can't find out what the fuck that even means... fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I hate it when I haven't fucked my gf all week and then she pulls down my pants we fuck real good and I bust a nut but not much comes out cause I have been cheating on her with all my close friends And she will look up at me and say that's it wow and I explain that I have been beating off twice a day and think about her while doing so looking ashamed It does get you points though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Your girlfriend actually looks at the cum? I hate it when you get lint and shit on your dick after you nut and it's already in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Your girlfriend actually looks at the cum? I hate it when you get lint and shit on your dick after you nut and it's already in your pants. Yes cause she is on birth control and I dont wear a condom with her so I usually nut on her stomach or inside her when I nut on her stomach she gets excited with how much comes out she's like god damn that's allot hopefully I dong get caught Smelling like other girls she always wonder what I do with all my free time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Id recommend just killing yourself, that way she wont worry about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 when dudes work in shoe stores and have little to no knowledge on kicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 I hate it when MiniBus is so cool and makes the rest of us feel like douchebags by telling his super cool stories we all care about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 i hate when after good night you learn some shit a bout a good homie............ a ace born coon a...................... mutha fucken dude you would die for ..puts all that in question..... really i shouldn't have to question that............. dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after this nothing will be said on the matter.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 *boon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 I hate it when people wake me up While I'm having awesome dreams. I hate when girls act like they don't Suck dick and are deep throating you Asking you if they are doing it right In the back of your mind your like girl You ain't brand new but you can't say Shit I hate it when grown ass men hand me Five or more dollars in change I hate it when cops try and act tuff when they are only Humans with a heavy badge I hate it when girls grab my ass Or try and suck or lick my nipples that shit don't move me bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I hate it when some goddamned dumb as fuck receptionist acts like they have some sort of authority at a place of business. Motherfucker just put me through to who I asked to speak with. It's not of your fucking business why I'm calling. Go back to refreshing your facebook page or whatever dumb women do when they sit in front of a fucking computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 when the receptionist calls every minute when no one at work seems to be able to wipe their ass without your help when the boss has unrealistic expectations or stupid requests when leaving work is like some sortof spy movie and i have to get out without being seen, lest people see me and tell me all the stupid shit i have to fix when that one guy doen't knock, he just busts in my office like he's fuckin kramer when anyone makes stupid requests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 This show comes on, it only means: Stop drinking work on Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 when i forget what i wanted to ramble on about in the "I HATE IT WHEN" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 When someone's moving mad slow in front of you at the soda machine. Shit shouldn't take you more than 10 seconds tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I hate it when i try and post, but get told i have to sign in only to be told I'm already signed in followed by signing out of 'not being signed in' so i can be redirected to some social media profile and have to find and re-click forum and search for the thread - mind you without the useless search function provided by the forum (that's a whole 'nother rant) - just so i can drop an animated gif or chime in. Is this a firefox problem? or is this the whole site? because it might have something to do with forum activity as of late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 i hate being told i don't have permission to post and that i have to log in, about 5 times a day. i hate being told i need to complete one more step to access the site and post. >that's more rare though. it's a bigger problem than just firefox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I hate allocated seats at the movies and getting the captcha codes to have to post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 when i come here with the intention of saying something i just said a few posts ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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