Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 ^yesterday Old papi bum: Hey blood, slick, slick slick check it out. I_R: word up, word up..yup yup. Old Papi bum: can you I_R: word up, word up..yup yup Kept walking... Dude never got a chance to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 bitches who look at you when you cough. like bitch you're 20 something years old. in all those years you've never heard someone cough? it's not a big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 ^wont lie.. i can relate to that. not looking to vilify, but to rather verify who.. & move away. kinda like your holding your breath thing within range of stinky ass people (or who you suspect of smelling less than pleasant) i_r - twas in the middle of the night.. i was waiting there anyway.. fuck getting played by homeless people who think theyre smooth freals. wish you could see some bums from my old neighbourhood - funniest unintentional homeless comedians.. one old dude had a scruffy ass beard with a few beads tied into it. he stood outside my homestop everyday with a harmonica, looking doped up as fuck. hed just stand close to the door, so everyone had to pass/smell him while he grilled them & grumbled unintelligibly. then every few minutes, hed play a single half-assed note into his harmonica, sort of grin & just say "spaaare a loonie???". the description doesnt really do him any justice this other lady worked the opposite corner (probably crew). she sat in an electric wheelchair & literally just yelled "spare change" for hours nonstop, but extremely rudely. & when she commuted with her chair to the spot, she floored that shit & almost hit everyone out of the way & then theres the crazy lady with the elephantiasis legs who screamed at me for no reason once aite, done derailing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I hate it when I get asked for I.D when I buy cigarettes. I don't even look that young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 BLAH BLAH BLAH, summarized version of my wall of text. stupid hoe with razor bumps from being a hairy shebitch told me that my id isn't valid because its not a state issued id and wouldn't let me buy smokes. completely disregarding the fact that its issued by the united states government and is valid everyfucking where. i told her to go fuck herself, she chimped out (not a racist pun, she really looked like she could have been one of those planet of the ape types) and i miss the pakistani dude that ran it because they don't id for shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 looking for a job knowing that it will never be enough to pay back school debt. none of your friends like to do shit come to the conclusion that you may not have any friends actually. looking at heads like chief keef and how you know you could rap circles around his entire clique. no one wants to buy your beats. You can replay your life in your head no problem due to lack of experiences. when suicide seems like a good idea. when you feel you were born in the wrong time. /sadguyoner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bingeandgrab Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 when u need to take a shit and u think you will find a nice handicap washroom but some asshole like yourself made it there before and left a fuckin mess that was yours to make. when your can of silver clogs and everyone is just telling u that u should shake it but u know it wont fucking help anyway when you get that look from some old bitch on the subway who smells kush and looks at u like ur some kind of leper, fuckin cunt i should hotbox your living room and get ur whole family ripped. when ur fingertips are about to fall off and all ur tryin to do is do ur forcefield and get the fuck out of there when i find a grey hair on my ballsac? damn these muthafuckas breakin ma balls man when u wake up with a fuckin dry mouth all dehydrated and shit from a night of wreckless drunkardness and chainsmoking blunts and no amount of water helps rehydrate you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 when a 3 hour task ends up taking 9 when my keyboard gets fucked up forever & i gotta use the arrow keys to edit every other word after typing a post 1st world problems.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Your keyboard not working is like a 2nd world problem. That shit never happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 true enough heres hw it looks he n its not edited. its a hit o miss. mosty miss back to editing* shouldnt have hulk smashed it.. gotta get another one soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Here you go man, highly rated and pretty cheap...$11 http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-920-002478-Keyboard-K120/dp/B003ELVLKU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360824509&sr=8-1&keywords=keyboard Unless you want a nicer, ergonomic and padded one...$31 http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Natural-Ergonomic-Keyboard-4000/dp/B000A6PPOK/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1360824676&sr=8-11&keywords=keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 oh hell na.. done with wireless keyboards for life, i think.. back to the 90s i go. gonna find a solid one on the weekend, methinks. nokia should make keyboards.. took me almost 3 min to type/edit this. 2nd world problems. fuck this regardless, thanks for the suggestion/link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 They are both wired... and very highly rated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 damn, i belong in the van.. ill just pay cash at a store tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The gas in my lighter runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 damn, i belong in the van.. ill just pay cash at a store tho You will be paying MORE for LESS my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedwacko! Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 when the whisky bottles empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 looking at heads like chief keef and how you know you could rap circles around his entire clique. umad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 ...There are not enough hours in the day. And I need more sleeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 i hate it when i kick my toe on something.... i hate it when i flush the toilet and it splashes on the seat.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 ...There are not enough hours in the day. And I need more sleeps. so true:scream: hate it when you decide to hold the door for someone & they waltz straight past you like you owe them.. motherfuckers also hate it when people dont exercise common sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 hate it when you decide to hold the door for someone & they waltz straight past you like you owe them.. motherfuckers also hate it when people dont exercise common sense I know right. Happens too fucking often, common sense is next to impossible to come by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Fuck that. the door one's what gets me. really want to hurt those fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 when you look in your phone, and wonder why you still even have 80% of the people still in there. when you smoke so many cigarettes that they're not even enjoyable anymore. applying to jobs you know you don't even care about, and know you will probably last only a little while at before quitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 shit, ive had jobs where i didnt even show up for my first day for that reason on a similar note to the door thing - when you thank the driver before stepping off & theyre too much of a surly old dickhead to even acknowledge that youre trying to treat them like a human being. motherfucker, nobody respects you so take a lemon. i realize that theyre just tired & want everyone to stfu & pile in/out obediantly like robots, but damn - have a heart & holler back at someone trying to make your day feel worthwhile. this is ruder than the door thing imo. patented move to force them to learn (so the next poor soul isnt rejected as well) - everytime they dont say youre welcome, say it for them like a loud/angry/sarcastic nicolas cage & end it with "there, said it for ya - ya fucking idiottt/dickhead/whatever". then leave. although some days, i dont bother at all.. some drivers are still nice though.. will admit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 ..., when people blow their motherfucking nose at the dinner table. Get the fuck up and go somewhere so I don't feel like puking what I've just eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 medcab... that rant you just went on was amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 transit employees.. its a love/hate relationship. some of them are real cool, though. also been threatened by wigger janitors for taking flicks :lol: "bro, ill smash that camera if youre taking pictures of what i think you are" get a life & pick that newspaper up, dickhead. imma make a full cup spill on my way back too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 ahh, where's that world class canadian politeness family guy makes jokes about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 oh idk.. it comes & goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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