aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Haha, buddy has some nerve. That's borderline snuff-worthy. The worst is when they get all riled up when you tell them to beat it. Like oh now you're gonna try and jump me because I'm not about to give some low-life my money? Awesome logic buddy, just awesome. I hope you step to the wrong guy one day and get shot in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 asking for smokes is a phenomenon of sorts.. "hey give me one of those oral fixation things thatll kill you. ill die for you/save you from yourself at a low cost. dont want me to die for you & wont help me satisfy this craving? well fuck you buddy (now were both pissed & dying faster)!" cant lie, though - ive asked enough people for smokes during hs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 finally spun this blessings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Yeah this is true, we've all been there. It's more the "give me one or Ima hurt you" vibes that really get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 just ever so slowly put out the smoke in their face without breaking eye contact nah, i hear you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 worst is "give me two, and I'll give you a dollar." I hate waiting in line for anything. I hate when people whistle. shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 pisses me off when a stupid person doesnt even realize theyre that stupid & just keeps spilling verbal diarrhea out of their mouth at an increased volume, as if it makes said verbal diarrhea any more valid. you are a hopeless fucking moron jumping from one misunderstanding to another, enjoy being lost forever you fucking tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 redundancy.. probably have said the exact same thing here before, if not similar. a table is a table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I hate when the internet lags. Its so sloooow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 people use the term "foot in the door." so annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I hate how yogurt smell, on top of that I don't even eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 cant stand plain yogurt.. milk is fine, but something about said yogurt i just cant get down with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I hate how corned beef smells but I love how it tastes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 tomato sauce on a white shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I hate mumford and sons everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 i hate it when i catch feelings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I hate it when people try to talk to you from another room in a house / apartment / workplace I hate it when you're in the bathroom and someone tries to talk to you.. fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 people who text you from the other room! ahhh! I hate it when people name their daughter "Brooklyn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Office phone does this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 I go into the bathroom right after someone dropped the bomb (office restroom) Hold my breath, wash hands as quickly as possible, ready to leave, someone else enters the bathroom. FUCCC it wasn't me it wasn't me.. Is all I think of as I rush out the door for oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 people sucking their teeth drives me fucking nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I go into the bathroom right after someone dropped the bomb (office restroom) Hold my breath, wash hands as quickly as possible, ready to leave, someone else enters the bathroom. FUCCC it wasn't me it wasn't me.. Is all I think of as I rush out the door for oxygen. Haha I hear that, happens way too often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I hate it when people name their daughter "Brooklyn." yeah that shit's corny lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I hate it when someone cuts me off in traffic and decides to drive much much slower. Motherfuckers cause me serious roadrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 i hate when the seatbelt wont budge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 when youre having a good time drunking & stoning with friends then someone (almost a random) decides to be cool by hooking up the laptop to the tv & starts putting on death videos/random efukt shit the hells the matter with ya.. youre purposefully throwing viruses in yer head, boye. not to mention ruining the vibe of the whole room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 i hate when you have to shave. I have to right now, and i just don't want to be bothered with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 When cute/hot girls have bad teeth that is a deal breaker. The waft of sewage smell down the street when you first head out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 when foul, good-looking dumb whores expect the world to be handed to them on a silver platter.. as in move the fuck out of the way, bitch - did you not just see me step more than halfway to the side for you? now you do your part.. its simple! how you gonna be such a useless cumdumpster made of skin? youre gonna look right at me, see that ive done my part, refuse to exercise the slightest understanding of common curtesy (because youve achieved sooo much/have brought meaning to this world), purposely bump into me, then scowl/say some dumb whore shit as if youre teaching me a lesson because im not one of those dumb fucks to buy you a car for a suck? jesus christo potato, lady.. please dont od at your next coke party - the world really needs ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 When I realize sometimes that I'm a hater. When people don't say thank you when you hold the door for them---especially if you hold the door for them and wait like 5 seconds for them to get at the door behind you. You're welcome, bitch. When co-workers are in a bad mood and makes it impossible to communicate, thus creating the impossibility to perform your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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