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"I HATE IT WHEN" - THREAD

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- No matter what traffic lane you're in, the other one always moves faster.

 

- Fuckin' like a pornstar only to look down and see the rubber all the way at the bottom of your dick - probably broken for an hour.

 

- Order a drink and realize the clear wasn't liquor; it was water.

 

- Order a burger "no onions" and I get huge raw onion slices on my shit.

 

- Rush to your car late for work, turn it on, and shit's on 'E'

 

- Eating at a restaurant and the bitch waitress is M.I.A after I get my food.

 

- Toilet splash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keep it movin'

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- waking up 100 times in the middle of the night

 

- having no milk for cereal

 

- starting to drink early then get a hangover in the middle of the day

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there's only beasters around

 

getting an attorney is mandatory

 

she's NOT on the rag

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A group of fat people take up the whole sidewalk at a slow pace.

 

They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place.

 

Walking up to the bus stop and seeing it go by.

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taking a nice big swig of water only to realize it was coming outta the faucet warm instead of cold.

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They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place.

 

 

this shit boggles my mind, how could you think that throwing the shit out is sensible in any way.

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i hate it when i take an oxy at 8 pm... knowing that im goin go sleep away my entire buzz

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the original Hellraiser is on a channel that edits, speaking of..

 

seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend..

what about the ones that gain weight?

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seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend.

going to one of the few 'mexican' restaurants in town, and getting served shit.

hangovers.

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I pay teh oontz loot in exchange for these privileges

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-annoying people in the movies, you know who the fuck you are

 

Oh just say it, no one cares around here.

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You must hate it when teenagers are at the movies too, huh?

 

Threaten to crack them in the skull if they dont shut the fuck up, gotta be mad lookin to.

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