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"I HATE IT WHEN" - THREAD

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- No matter what traffic lane you're in, the other one always moves faster.

 

- Fuckin' like a pornstar only to look down and see the rubber all the way at the bottom of your dick - probably broken for an hour.

 

- Order a drink and realize the clear wasn't liquor; it was water.

 

- Order a burger "no onions" and I get huge raw onion slices on my shit.

 

- Rush to your car late for work, turn it on, and shit's on 'E'

 

- Eating at a restaurant and the bitch waitress is M.I.A after I get my food.

 

- Toilet splash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keep it movin'

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- waking up 100 times in the middle of the night

 

- having no milk for cereal

 

- starting to drink early then get a hangover in the middle of the day

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there's only beasters around

 

getting an attorney is mandatory

 

she's NOT on the rag

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A group of fat people take up the whole sidewalk at a slow pace.

 

They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place.

 

Walking up to the bus stop and seeing it go by.

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taking a nice big swig of water only to realize it was coming outta the faucet warm instead of cold.

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They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place.

 

 

this shit boggles my mind, how could you think that throwing the shit out is sensible in any way.

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i hate it when i take an oxy at 8 pm... knowing that im goin go sleep away my entire buzz

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the original Hellraiser is on a channel that edits, speaking of..

 

seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend..

what about the ones that gain weight?

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seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend.

going to one of the few 'mexican' restaurants in town, and getting served shit.

hangovers.

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