Abstract Rationality 59 Posted June 1, 2009 - No matter what traffic lane you're in, the other one always moves faster. - Fuckin' like a pornstar only to look down and see the rubber all the way at the bottom of your dick - probably broken for an hour. - Order a drink and realize the clear wasn't liquor; it was water. - Order a burger "no onions" and I get huge raw onion slices on my shit. - Rush to your car late for work, turn it on, and shit's on 'E' - Eating at a restaurant and the bitch waitress is M.I.A after I get my food. - Toilet splash. Keep it movin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Organic Therapy 56 Posted June 1, 2009 Hot females carry themselves in a way that makes them ugly. An ugly mom hits on you. People walk super slow in front of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watson 1,024 Posted June 1, 2009 - waking up 100 times in the middle of the night - having no milk for cereal - starting to drink early then get a hangover in the middle of the day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoes 161 Posted June 1, 2009 there's only beasters around getting an attorney is mandatory she's NOT on the rag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted June 1, 2009 A group of fat people take up the whole sidewalk at a slow pace. They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place. Walking up to the bus stop and seeing it go by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KARD like WOE 155 Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i wake up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suca 196 Posted June 1, 2009 taking a nice big swig of water only to realize it was coming outta the faucet warm instead of cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abrasivesaint 787 Posted June 1, 2009 They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place. this shit boggles my mind, how could you think that throwing the shit out is sensible in any way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abcs 384 Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i take an oxy at 8 pm... knowing that im goin go sleep away my entire buzz 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoes 161 Posted June 1, 2009 the original Hellraiser is on a channel that edits, speaking of.. seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend.. what about the ones that gain weight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil_spenty 61 Posted June 1, 2009 seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend. going to one of the few 'mexican' restaurants in town, and getting served shit. hangovers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abrasivesaint 787 Posted June 1, 2009 when ever a awesome movie filled with all the qualitys of a great american flick is censored. fixed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a/s/l? 72 Posted June 1, 2009 -annoying people in the movies, you know who the fuck you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil_spenty 61 Posted June 1, 2009 how did your quote of what i said get up there?^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoes 161 Posted June 1, 2009 I pay teh oontz loot in exchange for these privileges Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted June 1, 2009 -annoying people in the movies, you know who the fuck you are Oh just say it, no one cares around here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil_spenty 61 Posted June 1, 2009 never see a scary movie in a black theater. its so fucking annoying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted June 1, 2009 haha. You must hate it when teenagers are at the movies too, huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eaten By Wolves 28 Posted June 1, 2009 people who eat with there mouth open in elevators stupid bitches fatties Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fishsticks 65 Posted June 1, 2009 when fat chicks wear shirts 5 sizes smaller than they should, nancy grace is on t.v and bill o'rielly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eaten By Wolves 28 Posted June 1, 2009 You must hate it when teenagers are at the movies too, huh? Threaten to crack them in the skull if they dont shut the fuck up, gotta be mad lookin to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
