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YO AT MY JOB NIGGAS GOT THE TP ON THIS SHIT THAT GIVES YOU LIKE 2 SHEETS AT A TIME, OF SOME FLIMSY ASS 1PLY!!! I BE SITTING THERE SPENDING MORE TIME GATHERING TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS THAN I DO TAKING A SHIT, PISSIN, TEXTIN MUFUCKAS, WIPIN MY ASS AND WASHIN MY HANDS COMBINED.

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You are trying to resolve a issue with a bank or landlord and they start talking down to you about running a business and that whole line of bs.

 

In traffic in the rain when someone driving a nice car that can handle well drives all aggressive and fast. Dude I know that your BMW can stop on a dime but this full sized poorly maintained van with bald ass tires can't so please do not jump out in front of me.

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- I hate it when she's pissed about something and I ask "what's wrong?" She says "nothing."

 

 

 

* Kids: stop right there. Don't ask her anymore, just give her a choice of talking it out right there, or just ignore it until she decides to talk. if you keep asking like a little kid she'll say "nothing" for hours until you lose your cool and say some dumb shit, THEN the argument will be about THAT.

 

 

It's just a thing most, if not all women do.

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I hate it when:

 

-- People think cashcow movies like Step Up 2 or Never Back Down are worth seeing at all let alone spending $10 at the movies to see. Find some decent taste, shitbags.

 

-- A good song is playing at a party and some dumb bitchess stops it midway and puts on a faggot-ass Kanye West/T Pain crunk or robot r&b bullshit. Eat shit and die.

 

-- Preteen trance listening scrubs make epic replies to this thread in ALL CAPS. Get fucked.

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I am working and I run out of cigarettes.

The only cornerstore open midnight till 5 is down the block.

They don’t sell menthols. I am so desperate that I buy full flavors.

I’ll smoke three during my shift and the rest will go to my cousin

or bum strangers. Wasting money.

 

I am at a show and all the cool kid masses are

standing outside blocking the door. I have to wrestle my tiny

self to the point. Big crowds make me pretty nervous to begin with.

I just want to tap all of them softly and be

like ‘Chief, the shows that a way. You want to stand

around, drink your beer and shoot the shit that’s fine.

But I am sure it’s a lot cheaper to do that at your house.’

I never would. But I always want to.

 

Clients are loaded doing their laundry at 2 in the Am.

Reasoning with them is near impossible.

They start using their profanity and threatening to

kick the persons ass that touches their laundry, how

they don’t care who’s sleeping because they need

clean laundry. 7am to 10 pm just isnt enough time.

The mean vindictive person in me wants to throw their

250 back at them and tell them to get to stepping.

Because they’re inconsiderate, because they’re loaded,

because they just threatened to mess with the money

maker, because because…But all I tell them to do is

finish what they’re doing and to come into the

office tomorrow morning to sign a warning memo.

 

I also hate it when I do my room checks and dudes

are naked or masturbating. It could be something to

laugh about but it just makes me feel awkward and

hope that the naked man in room whatever takes his meds at

night/ doesn’t wake up till my shift is over.

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i hate it when dude next store is up at 7:00am and is under the impression that everyone is up so the new speaker test commences. then has the nerve to ask me if i've heard his new speakers yet. and i hate being obligated to be civil with people i work with. i guess i'm just annoyed by today.

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i hate it when you are trying to make a left hand turn and can only turn on a green arrow

i hate it even more when the car in front of you is too far past the weight sensor to trigger it and we have to wait 3 more lights until the moron moves his shitbox forward.

people who eat stinky ass shit on the train next to you.

people that stop at a stop light and leave 10 car lengths in front of them while they search for a cd

people that dont wash their hands before dipping their fingers in my chip bag or pickle jar.

fat people with self esteem

female mind games

people with long ass nose hairs that start looking like curly mustaches

feeling dehydrated after a night of drinking no matter how much water you guzzle

people that dont use a leash when walking their dogs.

people that think they are the dog whisperer himself after watching a few episodes.

people that are sensitive about swear words and even words that aren't really swear words.

jesus

jesus freaks

people that go to church on sunday

people that have jesus bumper stickers

people that have yellow ribbons, pink ribbons, blue ribbons or whatever on the back of their car

people that still have mccain/obama bumper stickers

the register women at the grocery store that throws my food down the conveyor belt like she's bowling

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i hate it when guys bitch, moan, and complain.

 

i hate it when customers come knowing they won't purchase anything yet they try on everything in sight and i have to pick up after them.

 

i hate having pms and not being able to punch people in the face for being stupid.

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