LexDiamonds Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 THATS HOW YOUR MAN GOT YOU, HE AINT EVEN HAVE TO GIVE YOU A MILKSHAKE. STAY WAY FROM AROUND ME YOU FAT NASTY BITCH, I DONT EVEN LIKE FAT BITCHES ON THE INTERNET. SO SHUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH AND STOP TALKIN TO ME TRYNA MAKE SIDEWAYS COMMENTS YOU FUCKIN HAG. IF YOU WERE IN THE TRISTATE ID INVITE YOU TO A PARTY THEN SLAP YOU IN YOUR FAT FUCKIN JOWL WHEN YOU GOT THERE IN YOUR XXXL "HOTTIE" TSHIRT YOU FUCKIN PASTY WASTE OF X CHROMOSOMES. NOW LIKE I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TALKIN TO ME YOU STINK ASS FAT BITCH. AND BITCH THIS IS NOT A TANTRUM. I DONT DO TANTRUMS, THIS IS ME ON .5% SLAYING YOUR WACK ASS. TAKE IT LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE. I don't think it gets any better than this. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 mero slayed this bitch. one mo' time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 - being the last post on a page.. it always gets ignored even if it's worthwhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abstract Rationality Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 ON THE REAL THOUGH.... - I HATE IT WHEN MY CALL DROPS, THEN ME AND THE OTHER PERSON START CALLING EACH OTHER BACK AND IT KEEPS GOING TO VOICEMAIL FOR BOTH OF US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Whoever said their gfriend farts and laughs. ugh thats fucking nasty you wanna be with a bitch like that?? Mine doesnt and has never used the bathroom as far as i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 when people flake out last minute for stupid reasons. when you type up something long or good, but then hit the backspace button and it ends up either deleting your whole post or it brings you back to the previous page. Go back to the page you were posting on and hit control Z or Undo, all the text will fill itself in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I hate it when I burn eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze09 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 When Gurls switch way to fuckn hard....its like they be ready to shit themselves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtMiester Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 White people are around 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 when i see my bus go by when i'm still a half block away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I hate it when I burn eggs. How do you burn eggs? Are you smoking quaaludes or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze09 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 when you all in her shxt and dont get to finnish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze09 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 or when im pokn and strokn my gurl and her pussy farts,,,,AND SHE SAID EXCUSE ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 How do you burn eggs? Are you smoking quaaludes or something? No actually tons of weeds. I just forgot I was cooking them. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I hate getting flat tires.. especially the ones that cant be fixed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I HATE WHEN IM WITH A CHICK AND THEY WANNA WALK AROUND THE WHOLE PLANET TWICE...FOR REAL? WE CANT JUST CHILL AND SMOKE A BLUNT? I THINK I NEED B12 VITAMINS OR SOME SHIT B CUZ WALKING AROUND MANHATTAN IN 90 DEGREE HEAT IS NOT MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 How do you burn eggs? Are you smoking quaaludes or something? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: WORD MY NIGGA THATS LIKE BURNING TOAST I CANT FRONT THOUGH, IT AINT ONLY BEEN ONE TIME THAT I PUT SOME WATER IN A POT TO MAKE SOME PASTA OR SOME SHIT AND I COME BACK AND ITS JUST SALT BURNIN ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i hate it when people get drunk and emotional. not fun. chill out. if you have issues you need to address them but not while i'm trying to get shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 when broads try to ruin your good time with the homies by calling you over the phone to argue bout some minuscule shit like "nigga you left the godamned toaster out again! its them punk ass niggas you chill with telling you to be all fuck cleaning, that what a bitch be for!" when really, i just forgot to put the fuckin toaster away. when you eat something and then feel like shit afterwards. when you keep forgetting one thing after another and having to get out of your car, open the door, get what you need, lock the door again, get in the car and then remember another fuckin thing you forgot. when your slayin meat and the spunk just dribbles out and makes a mess instead of launching out all nice and clean into the toilet bowl or the lady's chesticles. when motherfuckers cant use their turn signals. drunk drivers. stuck up bitches thinkin that just cause your lookin a little dressed down that you aint good enough to get the meat wallet. bitches you take on a first date to a fancy ass expensive dinner, only to find out like a week later from her ex best friend that she's anorexic. bitches who get mad wasted and gotta slut out in front of everyone, then get mad at their friends for not stopping them, same applies with the homies and fat chicks. when you need a pack of your smokes and you find out theyre on special but then you gotta hit like six different corner stores cause all the broke ass meth heads be buyin up all the sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 oh yeah, and when your slaying shawty from behind and get a little too into it and then you pull back a little too far without noticing it, then you end up thrusting your dick into the space between her twat and asshole at 75mph...and then she tries to act like that hurt her more than it did you, when you almost snapped youre cock in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggberto Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 When I'm about to leave for school/work and i have to instantly take a shit. instalate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 when hipsters infiltrate a good thread and the other gaysters follow.. then that thread's worthless.. fuck hipster little faggot bitches.. mouth for war is a homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 those tampons look good on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 yeah they do.. fuck 12oz sheep.. go watch trl or bet or whatever the fuck tells you kids is the cool thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 BANTASTIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 oh yeah, and when your slaying shawty from behind and get a little too into it and then you pull back a little too far without noticing it, then you end up thrusting your dick into the space between her twat and asshole at 75mph...and then she tries to act like that hurt her more than it did you, when you almost snapped youre cock in half. Wat.... I'll agree except for the part that it hurst me more than her. If anything I probably destroyed the shit out her gooch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I HATE IT WHEN THE BLUNT AINT HITTING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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