Cool_Hand Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I really fucking hate waiting for a year to watch the next season of Breaking Bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 when americans say cheers or mate. i think i or someone else said that like a page ago but it's even more so true today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 when one's efforts and contributions go unnoticed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I hate it when your roommates eat all your shit from the fridge. Pay you back by replacing it with off brand/generic shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 When coworkers are Fucking stupid and lazy to do their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 when you cut the roof of your mouth and it just won't heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 or when a piece of a chip gets stuck in the roof of your mouth... nose zits.... more wiping than shitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 simple solution to that last one is moist wipes. i use 3 or 4 sandwiched together per wipe for epic shits but if i make straight bunny poops i'll only use 2. i seldom need more than 4 at once but it has happened. i used to go through half a roll a day but moms wasn't haven't that and i remember thinking to myself "why the hell can't i figure out how to wipe my ass" but then i discovered moist wipes and i've been good to go ever since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 i hate it when i leave shit in the dryer too long and it gets wrinkled to fuck and then i have to iron the shit or look like a fucking hobo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 when you should've turned on the ac before you went to sleep but you didn't and you wake up fused to your mattress and sweating. bonus points for any headache or neck crook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 when you've had enough beers to just about start to relax then your misses rings up and asks to be picked up from the train station. and the fucking proximity sensor on my phone so that it blacks out whilst on a call and I have to keep pressing the power button to get back the screen and I'm not a geek so I can look up the code to disable it but wouldn't how the fuck to do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 when i get on facebook and see a got a notification but its just some one i really don't know sending me a request for one of those games i don't even play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 pussy recession 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 when your watching a new episode of something and it goes to commercial so you flip to something else but then you forget about the other show and miss some of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 i hate when i'm trying to explore/catch tags during the day and i end up in a gentrified neighborhood with no graffiti. I hate it when strangers acknowledge me/look at me. all the god damned time. I hate it when you're kind to someone and they ask for more instead of saying thanks. not to be racist but it's only happened to me with black people so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backfromthedead99 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 FUCKING THIS ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 i could wrap my hands around someones windpipe if they don't say thanks when you hold the door for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 ^i was born & raised in dallas and everyone holds the door open for other people. when i was in military school in connecticut people would look at me like i was an asshole for opening the door for them. i guess that whole southern hospitality is a real thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 people in the north are to a point of being awkward when faced with the southern hospitality thing. i hate it when im scoping a cutey on the train and fatty mcduff boards and stands right in my sight path i hate it when i have to pay for the drinks i drink. i hate it when i walk into a business and dont get acknowledged or greeted. when looking for a job and every place is looking for outgoing, motivated, courteous, blah blah blah employees yet everywhere i go im doing business with people who don't give a shit and are openly lazy. i hate it when my gf talks sometimes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I fucking hate it when your going down the highway and some idiot gets in your lane only to do the same speed he was doing in the lane he was in before he decided to get into the high speed lane to do the same exact speed he was doing. Fucking hate it. Stay in the lane fucking fart dick! I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I hate it when I leave my phone in a mate's automobile then fail to wake up when he's knocking on the door to drop it off. Also, when the dumb bitch that you rooted at work but refused to receive a love-bite from quits the next day from fear of awkwardness at work then goes back in to said workplace and badmouths you so that you lose your job. Don't shit where you eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 i hate it when im scoping a cutey on the train and fatty mcduff boards and stands right in my sight path. riight. or when i'm checkin out a phatty and some dickface wonders directly in the way and the view is obstructed. i could just kill a man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Esto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 when you're talkin to a chick at a bar and things are goin good and shes touchin you and you know then that shes down to go back to the spot. but then her sloppy drunk friend shows up and fucks it all up. then u end up getting her number but dont even save it because fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I hate that this site is open to the public. Should be you can only sign up by referral of a member. Keeps the creepers out as well as my other half haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 i hate it when people call unavailable and don't leave a fucking message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 i hate when you call someone and their voice mailbox isn't set up so you can't leave a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I hate when women are on there period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 when i accidentally go to the checkout lane with the talkative retard (mentally handicapped) cashier or bag boy/girl. y'all know i'm right. or when you go to the express lane or just have like one item and the dickface behind you is clamouring for the divider like OMG D0N'T LET R F00DZ TOUCH! yeah cause i'm so stupid i'm gonna pick your shit up and pay for it...bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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