aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Hate it when you order a sandwich or burger from somewhere and the bun to meat ratio is like 3:1. Seriously this fucking pisses me off, I didn't pay 6 bucks to get 4 whole bites of some shitty bun I could have gotten at the grocery store for 30 cents. Hate it when you're trying to mack on a bitch and she can't hold a conversation to save her fucking life, or when she doesn't answer texts till like the next day when you're tryna holler. Hate it when you're going to meet your buddy to rock and the shameless prick is like a half hour late. He just strolls along finally and you're like "the fuck bro, I know you know I've been waiting here for time you cocksucker". Hate it when you're wanking it on your bed and you overshoot the tissue and get that shit all over your sheets. Even worse if you just changed them or you got a bitch coming over later. :crap: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I hate seeing people rock sock with sandels I also hate looking for the fucking appletv remote when I just fucking had it in my hand. Hoffman, why you fapping with a bitch in route? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I hate seeing people rock sock with sandels I also hate looking for the fucking appletv remote when I just fucking had it in my hand. Hoffman, why you fapping with a bitch in route? Don't tell me you've never fapped to last longer when it comes down to the line. Not saying I do it every time but it beats that shameful 2 minute first nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 i hate it when i see fathers bring their skinny ass kids to the gym to do cardio or when fat bitches bring their skinny friends to do cardio with them. i hate it when i see twins or triplets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Fat bitches get slim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Hate it when you're going to meet your buddy to rock a marker piece on his hip/thigh, shameless prick is like a half hour late. Just strolls along finally and you're like "the fuck bro, I know you know I've been waiting here for time you cocksucker". *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 i hate it when i see a hipster walking around with their key chain by the side of their pants. what are you deaf cant hear the rattling or is just there to remind you of how a big tpwf you are? fuck you if anyone wears that shit in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Hate it when i have pants with a sewn on button and that shit just pops right off. Hate it when I get frostbite on my fingertip from painting in the cold. Hate it when I leave my house, turn on my ipod and the battery is dead when i swear it was at least half full last time I used it. Hate it when I get paint or ink on any article of clothing, especially when it's new. Really hate it when the incompetent bitch at Tim Horton's fucks up my coffee, like its not fucking complicated to take a coffee order. Even worse when I realize it after I've left and too far to go back and bitch them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 button-up fly's. what the fuck is that shit and why do people think it's a good idea. ass clowns man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 i hate it when i see a hipster walking around with their key chain by the side of their pants. what are you deaf cant hear the rattling or is just there to remind you of how a big tpwf you are? fuck you if anyone wears that shit in public i do this but only have a house key and a car key on it. after losing 4 sets of car keys it's the least expensive way to make sure I don't do that again. therefore: i hate when i lose my keys and have to pull out the ignition barrel to get another one cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I hate it when I have diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 i hate when i have to pee at work, but one of the ladies here in the office was in the bathroom for 15 minutes prior to my urge. i know she dropped a bomb in there...she comes out smiling like its christmas morning. shes 250+ just gross to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 unisex bathroom at work? sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 i hate when i have to pee at work, but one of the ladies here in the office was in the bathroom for 15 minutes prior to my urge. i know she dropped a bomb in there...she comes out smiling like its christmas morning. shes 250+ just gross to me. My situation is quite the opposite. The one female at my work's desk is right next to the washroom. Sometimes I wink at her when I walk out from taking my morning shit. I give no fucks if she catches a whiff, the face of a man with a decent ass. Not even down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlsz83_saturday-night-live-do-you-know-what-i-hate_fun#.UPmsYx1EErU moar: http://gozie.com/video/M66A1G1N1S68/SNL-Frankie-And-Willie-Sketch http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkwukj_saturday-night-live-do-you-know-who-i-hate_fun#.UPmu3x1EErU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 when a wild sneeze appears & you accidentally let it happen into what youre covered with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 when people think theyre arguing with a real point, but instead, are just unknowingly/annoyingly/pathetically being loud drunken dumbasses shitting logical fallacies out of their mouths like a 5 year old fuckin pisses me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 ^like when drunk people suddenly turn in to lawyers when they're getting a new set of bracelets fitted, always makes me laugh i hate it when the cable signal cuts out in the middle of a dope movie because of shitty weather, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 when someone thinks theyre smart because they go to school (when theyre clearly no better than the average sheep) - on some "ye dawg, fuck the system!" type of shit, then theyre next sentence is something like, "well yeah maaan, but of course you gotta play the game, you gotta go to school & do something with your life (doesnt realize they contradicted the shit out of themselves, then tried to label you as someone whos as self-contradictory as they unknowingly are facepalm.jpeg)" also, when you know someone thinks that no matter whats said & done (regardless of how retarded they are), theyve got something so high up on you at the end of the day because theyre simply registered in school, even though theyre far from excelling. super lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 you hang around strange people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 ^meh, theres more to that (which i will spare you the exponentially facepalmish details of) a full lighter dying from the flint getting wet people not shutting up about some dumb shit, despite clear efforts to show that no fucks are given Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 those gas station/stores have all the tumbleweed products (duchies,blunts,wraps etc..) lined up nicely near the window where the sun fucking shines all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 they made it illegal here to show the actual shelves with cigarettes/papers/blunts/etc (theyre still right behind the cashier, but covered in white plastic swing lids at every store) so thats not exactly a problem, but my friend usually asks to see 2-3 different singles before picking out the one wrap thats least likely to be fucked up/expiring, because it still does happen occasionally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 ^ next poster... i hate when i'm at the register and niggas ask for a "different blunt". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS-OcNtSWo&t=0m25s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 oh, i fucking wish & yeah, they usually get cheesed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 some of the higher ups are coming to inspect at work and i know ahead of time but don't get the books in order because there's only one or 2 things written down in them and i figure i have time, but by the day of their visit there's a bunch of shit to do and it's a last minute scramble to fix it. some indigent motherfucker scratching his hair or fidgeting in front of me on the bus or subway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 when all your shit freezes, your hands die from the cold, & rapspray gets wasted on pencil-thin lines of pure drips. owell, i only hate everything about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bingeandgrab Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 i hate people with young kids always talking about how precious their little seed is, fuck that shit. i hate it when im just tryin to talk to a sexy girl and holdin in all my beer farts and slowly dying on the inside. (spontaneous combustion?) i hate it when im just tryin to finish in her ass and she wakes up and freaks out like WHO ARE YOU? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 when ppl want to burn, but pull out some shitty ass papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 when homeless people grunt gruffly at you as if theyre offended & straight up turn down food. then stop taking up space on the sidewalk & just die already, motherfucker when you offer to buy a homeless dude some food because hes begging you for money, then he gets in line for cigarettes. i was just like , then left when you know some insane looking/cracked out bitch is about to ask you for money, but she starts off with" excuse me sir? excuse me? please, do you have a minute? im NOT asking for money.. but my name is this & ive been through a stroke - do you have $35 to spare? holee fuck - zombies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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