massgraff Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 when the family is insistent that i attend church on sunday when they know damn well i can't stand the pew jumping jesus freaks they call members when dudes post pictures of their paint on flickr, who the fuck cares? when the guy that carries your clothes at the store won't leave when you're in the dressing room and you can't tell if he wants to fool around or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 12oz MOVES REEEEEEEEEEEAL SLOW LOADING PAGES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 you take a 3-4 hour nap during the day wake up at 11 or so, then you cant go to sleep so you go online and fuck around on 12ozzz i wish i had some zzz zzz zzz :spent: my body is tired but my mind is awake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 when you go to reach for a cup and it's empty :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 People that keep shitty city's alive by posting freights in brickslayers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 when you take a nasty shit in the morning, get dresses to go to work and after you are fully dressed and about to walk out the door you get that feeling in your stomach and you know you are gonna have to shit as soon as you get to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangleyourson Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Biting my cheek or lip when eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummaa123 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Your favorite movie? Ringer Episode 14 | Top Gear Season 3 Episode 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 i hate it when i poop and the water splashes back on my ass. fuck that. OR WHEN MY DICK GOES IN THE TOILET WATER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 OR WHEN MY DICK GOES IN THE TOILET WATER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 when you cut the roof of your mouth eating and that skin hangs down. one of the top ten worst things in life i swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 When someone takes my cup and I'm not done...just because you're fucking done with yours it doesn't mean I am. I happen to like cold tea. Predictability. The worst of the worst, people who don't say please and thank you. Manners cost nothing, if I go out of my way to do something for you the fucking least you can do is say thank you. Nothing turns me off someone more than them being an ungrateful, self entitled bitch. When the flu drags on for weeks on end. Grumpy grounded is grumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 People who don't hold doors when you're 3 steps behind them, but slip in the door as it's closing without touching it. Common courtesy...I've bitten some heads off over that... By which I mean I literally used my teeth to gnaw off the heads of two girls in an entry foyer a couple years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 i was about to say, holding doors for people who dont even give you a nod, not that that's really good enough. i wish i had the foresight to know and close doors on people. i guess because my old man is an angry fucker, i grew up around people who would instantly let others know when they fucked up. like a deserted carpark, someone would take "his" spot out of 10 either side, so he'd yell at them... also, my timezone--everytime i post shit on the oz i end up being the last responder to 5 or so threads in a row, even a couple hours apart. and girls who have standards that preclude them from fucking in dorm rooms with people watching, or bathrooms in said dorm or clubs...fucking prudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I hate it when i got shit to do but really can't be fucked to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 smoke less weed/drink more fag tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I dont drink that much tea, i prefer coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 haha i think the bigger problem is smoking too much weed. although once i stopped i found i was still essentially just as unmotivated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 - when you have to get up with your pants around your ankles to get a new roll of toilet tissue when someone inconsiderate didn't leave a roll behind - when you start a new roll of toilet tissue and it keeps ripping every other square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 ^^ when idiots spam threads with their stupid links..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 When I'm in the coffee shop drive through and the retard in front of me takes 5 attempts to pay with his debit card after ordering lunch for his entire family just to eventually fail then sit in park and argue with everyone in his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 The Phillies lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cats and snakes. Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 i hate it when the homies order wings and we end up getting more crappy flavors than tight ones. no one wants some asian-garlic-barbeque-whatever. just gimmie that buffalo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 people can't merge people smell on the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I hate it when I wake up on a Monday, feeling like shit, have to go to work in 30 minutes. I really don't feel like going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 When this happeneds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 ^^^ THISSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 lmao, that really does suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 when people brake in the freeflow lane. when i lose my debit card and then the bank makes me change the pin ive had for the last 20 years. when cabdrivers think theyre being sneaky and try to take the long way home. when you go to a new restaurant for the first time and it does not live up to expectations. when you rant and rave about how good a restaurant is to a girl you just started dating and then the food sucks. when a dumb bitch decides to back her dodge ram into my coupe and write it off and then the insurance company seems to think its worth less than it is. when my girl decides to tell me shes really starting to enjoy dubstep. when theres three radio stations that play the exact same type of music all day errday. when im blunted and stare at the screen of my computer trying to figure out what to watch on youtube. when you owe the government money and they decide to harass you daily for it, yet im still waiting for my tax return and its been a month. when i realize that ive just spent the last ten minutes thinking about shit that pisses me off and documenting it on an internet forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 When I see flicks of women covered in tattoos. It's fucking masculine. It doesn't matter if they try to give it a feminine twist by getting images of fairies reclining on toadstools and skulls with roses in the eye sockets printed on their skin. The worst ones, in my opinion, are those shoulder-to-shoulder tattoos that go across the chest. Why do these women ruin their nice pair of tits by having an obtrusive image of a flaming banner with italic font hovering over them? I wouldn't be surprised if there was a trend where women wear boxer shorts. ''Ohhh, yeaaah, I love it when chicks wear boxer shorts. The fact that the material doesn't cling to their hips is fapworthy. No form. Nothing! Except for a crack line.'' When you confidently play a game, get really far and avoid saving it only for the game to freeze within minutes after an opportunity to save, even worse when you predict that it would happen and it does. When sales people ask if you need any help as soon as you walk in a shop and you know what you want to buy, and when you do want their help, they're either not around or are seemingly listening to a customer's life story, which probably would take 10 minutes for them to finish. When I try to take a quick photo of something but the memory card is full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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