when u need to take a shit and u think you will find a nice handicap washroom but some asshole like yourself made it there before and left a fuckin mess that was yours to make.
when your can of silver clogs and everyone is just telling u that u should shake it but u know it wont fucking help anyway
when you get that look from some old bitch on the subway who smells kush and looks at u like ur some kind of leper, fuckin cunt i should hotbox your living room and get ur whole family ripped.
when ur fingertips are about to fall off and all ur tryin to do is do ur forcefield and get the fuck out of there
when i find a grey hair on my ballsac? damn these muthafuckas breakin ma balls man
when u wake up with a fuckin dry mouth all dehydrated and shit from a night of wreckless drunkardness and chainsmoking blunts and no amount of water helps rehydrate you