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So it was one of those bummer days, like - fuck I'm bored, I've done my masturbating for the day and I'm gonna go ride my bike around and smoke a cheap cigar. So yeah, I got a cheap cigar and lit it and it had a fucking nail in it. So fuck me right? Some asshole in a 3rd world cigar rolling factory is getting his jollies off at my expense. I'm going to have it framed.

 

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Thats the cigar, and you can probably see the fucking nail.

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you sure did smoke alot of that nail

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haha. right?! i would pretty much stopped as song as i realized there was a giant foreign object in my cigar.

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generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope:

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generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope:

 

You're a fucking retard dude.

You could get a million dollars from some big corporation's mistake.

That guy isn't a bitch, he's a genius.

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generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope:

 

 

Yeah I'll be that guy ALL fucking day.

 

I know a family who lives off of suing people.

 

They've sued 5 different people/entities.

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I think its likely unintentional my friend. Me and my cousin found a metal nut in a dutch once. No lie. We were going to sue but like we broke it open and when the guts fell out that when we saw it.

 

edit : we also found a strip of plastic or rubber in one. We have come to the conclusion that they are simply not made to be smoked, or maybe they might be a little more careful about what falls into the cigar machines

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That sucks, too bad they weren't cool and prepacked some weed in there.

I'm sure it was not a mistake though if it is hand rolled, looks like its machine made so no way to tell if it was a joke or mistake.

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generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope:

 

Dude what are you like 12?

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I find it pretty hilarious that you were riding around on your bike smoking a big fuck off cigar, with no where in particular to go.

Like a big ol'crazy person.

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generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope:

 

This statement was so negligent and slanderous I'm considering hiring an attorney myself.

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