glorydays Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 false I pet dogs without asking TPBM sniffs their shoes before putting them on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 (edited) false - i already know they stank tpbm is an ass man Edited November 28, 2018 by fat ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 True- Thicc is always better. Not trying to slam my pelvis against bones. TPBM considers a unkempt bush an instant deal breaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 False it's like a garnish on a restaurant meal. Push to the side and keep eating. that being said not many risks of it lately TPBM gets really numb lips eating crab 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 No issues eating crab except lack of frequency. TPBM enjoys air travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 True I arrive super hammered every time. False TPBM wears designer underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 False I freeball 75% of the time out of laziness and wear hanes TPBM loves listening to Celine Dion during work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 30 minutes ago, glorydays said: False I freeball 75% of the time out of laziness and wear hanes TPBM loves listening to Celine Dion during work False. I’d rather gouge my eyes out and pour acid in my eardrums. TPBM thinks Michael Buble is seriously underrated 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Dude can sing but I don't really know his body of work like that. I actually used to always mix him up with Jason mraz. Also if you throw on some Celine during work, that shit be bussin. All coming back to me now???? ??? Tpbm supports the death penalty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 5 hours ago, massgraff said: Dude can sing but I don't really know his body of work like that. I actually used to always mix him up with Jason mraz. Also if you throw on some Celine during work, that shit be bussin. All coming back to me now???? ??? Tpbm supports the death penalty True- I do. For kiddy diddlers and vile shit like that. TPBM is a purist who looks down on music streaming services and still prefers physical media like cds and vinyl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 False, I'm all about the ease of itunes and Spotify etc. But I think I should buy more misic directly from shops. The person below me is listening to a podcast at work today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 False, the work I do is not conducive to listening to much of anything. TPBM is looking forward to going home for the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/7/2018 at 4:53 AM, morton said: False, the work I do is not conducive to listening to much of anything. TPBM is looking forward to going home for the holidays. False, I dread it intensely. TPBM pronounces the letter H as 'HAYCHE' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 False. TPBM cannot understand how people can happily say 'erb when referring to parsley or whatever then pronounce other words like "Hero" - shouldn;t it be "'ero" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 False, language is a fluid kind of a thing, I just wonder how long until I will be saying it that way. TPBM works with immigrants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, morton said: False, language is a fluid kind of a thing, I just wonder how long until I will be saying it that way. TPBM works with immigrants True. I work downtown for a 'progressive' company. TPBM did a shitload of cocaine in their younger days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 False. Enjoyable drug, but I wouldn’t say I did a shit load. TPBM has never had a cavity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, earmuffs said: False. Enjoyable drug, but I wouldn’t say I did a shit load. TPBM has never had a cavity. False, I actually just had two of em filled on friday lol TPBM flosses a daily, in public too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) false but I do use those pikster brush things between my teeth whenever I remeber whihc is about 6 times a week. TPBM knows who blippi is Edited December 11, 2018 by Schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Nahh. Tpbm only uses Jammitin® brand suppositories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 False, only use anusol. (Real pic, personal collection.) Tpbm is getting buttfucked by a polar vortex or a polar bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 False about 50 degrees up the scale from the polar vortex areas! TPBM has driven a car more than 50 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 True My car was born in late 1956 it is a 1957 model TPBM Listens to florida georgia line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 False - not even sure what that is but I’ll check it. Tpbm is at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Trudat but since I work from home today I'm also at home. TPBM gets dressed for work if they are working from home to "keep it office" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 I wish I worked from home. TPBM Lost their virginity in college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 False, TPBM never went to college, but still has crazy knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 True. And just went back to school last week. (Training but same deal) TPBM drank a corona even though it was Modelo time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 False. Tecate last night and tonight. TPBM believes in aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 True- we can't be only thing out there. TPBM was a TPWF back in the naughties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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